Trials Punk Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 I'll start this one off. A young guy decideds to get a tattoo, this tatto reads....... (This has already started off poorly, someone can improve it surly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josephine Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 "What is that on your head, woman?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr kenny Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 while on the other bum cheek it say's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 to wich she replied , " pour it down your trousers , and tell the assistant it time to visit peru" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endohopper Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 ..."So he immediately set off on his bike , but unbeknownst to him , he forgot his..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 '...drive side pedal. He smacked himself on the forehead, and began to cry...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 ".After cleaning up the mess from his gammy forehead....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 (edited) "....He proceeded to roll around on the floor like a rabbit with Down's Syndrome..." ^^^ Joe you gay, you posted just before me (Y) Edited March 18, 2005 by Spikenipple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 A curious turtle ambled over to witness the cafuffle, a turtle who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebor Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 " . . . with all his might, summoned the forces of the unknown, causing the rabbit to . . . " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythm_101 Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 "....spontainiously combust....while busting into flames he....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMunn Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Thought to himself, 'turtle's are pyromaniac's!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 ". This turtle's name was Jimbob, and he lived in a small granite shack along with his...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKH Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 "... enormous collection of Micheal Jackson memorabilia. He spent most of his time..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 "...Remininscing about the wonderful times he used to spend in Neverland.. He wished he could go back there and tell MJ the horrible truth about his...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butcha87 Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 His american turtle parents,they wanted to sue MJ's ass and milk him for all he was worth,so off the turtle went... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Shrewsbury Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 (edited) to find more turtle pussy.................. Edited March 18, 2005 by porthcawlstreetrider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dann Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 which he had to go all the way to new zealand to find! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris@Onza rider Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 (edited) That he had got it caught in the zipper after getting turtle pussy. Edited March 18, 2005 by Chris@Onza rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endohopper Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 "...Having recovered from the whole turtle incident and after extensive psychotherapy , he decided it was time to ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 masterbate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 furiously, to the CD soundtrack of the film:... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 ...The Matrix:Revolutions.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythm_101 Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 "...which was nice..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 " several hours after the turtles mastabatory adventure, he decided to...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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