sammerz Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) Hey, I had a girl friend for like 9 monyhs and then we sort of finished with each other and now she wants to go back out with me! She has a really nice body and an alright personality but she has slept wid my mate and is always messing around with other boys, What would you do in my position? :) :) Sam Edited March 16, 2005 by sammerz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 screw her and dump her :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picki Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) dont bother mate! id personally sleep with her mate, slap your friend and tell her to get f**ked :) but i am a shit! you dont sleep with your mates x's....tiz just not on! (unless your that hammered you cant remember) EDIT: has she got a sister? even better to sleep with her...unless shes 7 or something :) Edited March 16, 2005 by picki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammerz Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 No she has no sister :- And all her mates are well ugly :P But she always has some way of getting me to like her again :) I think I need some help, BADLY :P" Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picki Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 seriously dont bother...if shes always with other lads you'll have some doubt in your mind that shes up to no good, and thats never a good feeling. women always have some way of making us like them, its what they do best. forget about her, move on, she'll relise shes lost out big time. find youself another missus or slag about for a while... any more help? :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 or slag about for a while... ← Like Me :-" Tis fun :P mmm, lucie gednie....shes sooooo gonna get it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dann Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 She sounds a bit of a slapper if shes going around doing things like that, no offence to you though sammerz. If i were you I'd forget about her, their not worth fussing over, find yourself another prime bit of meat, theres plenty out there! Staying single is the best way to be though, no stress, no problems! Be free like an armadillo!!! :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoxXy Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Tell her to f**k off, she int worth it. My ex pissed me off well bad, she got with some other guy who i hate. He said people could jump on his shitty car the other day so i took a run up and from about 4 ft back jumped and landed on bonnet and put a massive dent in it :) Serve's him rite. Don't let girls mess you about mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee_Buchanan Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Have her as a fcuk buddy,at the end of the day your still getting sum just wear a anorack and you'll be nobbin two birds with one connie, No strings attached cant beat it................ Dont look at the mantle piece whilst your pokin the fire.. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) right annoyin when stuff like that happens....i had a girlfriend for almost 9 months...then it was start of a level....and she finished me cause she went to a new school and there were new lads there which she could flirt with...she has turned very slutty edit: so yeah...i tried to get her back for first few weeks....and was upset, but i got over it....got in with one of her best friends at a party (Y) stay clear of her Edited March 16, 2005 by rocktrials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyJames Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 just get back with her, she will realise the error to her ways and become a one man woman (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Jordan Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Definitly shag her if she is hot. Just don't get too close (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Definitly shag her if she is hot. Just don't get too close (Y) ← dont get too close when shagging her? hahahah :) (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Bitch slap her in the eye and then sleep with all of her ugly clan :)" Or steer clear of her...... My ex suddenly turned into a bitch when things started to get more serious, she is still a bitch now and i'm meeting up with her in Greece in August, but her sister is coming too (Y) (and her sis is not 7 years old either (Y) ) Revenge is sweet. P.s feel free to slag me off for being an evil nob etc etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammerz Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 I like the way you think (Y) (Y) By the way, She has the most sexual ass and her body is as sweet as a strawberry with suger :) Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechink Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 make her think everything is sweet. then publicly embarass her. that'll teach her. lol thechink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Or, alternatively, Be nice to lull her into a false sense of security. Then. BAM! Burn her house down!* (make sure house is empty to avoid major arrest) That will teach her, and she will have nowhere to live! To quote the wonderful band , you have been avenged sevenfold! *Do not ever do this, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josephine Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Shag her, then pull out half way through call her a slag and leave, that'll f**k her up (Y) Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Tupman Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 This is the best topic ever (Y) I have really got some great ideas from this (Y) I especially like the burn her house down pure class :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPOON Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 if i were you , i would just go solo for a while and see what she is like around you after a while, but i like the other ideas on here now after reading, brill topic ! if its like what you say it is then sod her mate. your find the one who is right for you , i did. Spoonz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammerz Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Thank you for all your replies, I never expected this many over a relationship thing! (Y) (Y) Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 follow your heart.... BONE AND DISOWN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The enchanted broomstick Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) well if i were you i would take the bitch to one side and make her think you are coming on nice to her, start getting her undressed then quickly whip out a camera and take a nice dodgy photograph, use photoshop or something to stick her a huge camel toe on and some tits with nipples hovering just above the floor then post the photo all across the net and let everybody know shes a filthy slag. objection number 1: humiliating her like she has done with you objection number 2: making sure every guy out there knows what shes like (hence they should steer clear) objection number 3: THOROUGHLY enjoy the lot of it!!!!! its about the principals mate, if you come back to her once she thinks she will have you wrapped around her little finger and females can be the most uptight f**king fannys on things like that! grrrr (Y) do it dude, it would be a huge amount of self satisfaction. (alternatively move to thailand) EDIT for the more admin type people on this forum, "fannys" doesnt seem to be blocked if you type it in a post, sowwie :"> Mod- Edited (Y) Edited March 16, 2005 by plainlazy84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 If a girl cheats on you, EVER, kick her out on her ass. I don't give a shit what kind of excuse she comes up with, she cheats, it's over. There's no reason why you should put up with her acting like a selfish bitch that way. You obviously deserve better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_rocks Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Shag her mum, that'll piss her off. (Y) (and her dad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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