Davetrials Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 If you was god for a day what would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Destroy the world and rebuild it without any of the inequalities that exist today. World peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picki Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 make myself a genie with infinate wishes! if thats not possible then, blow up the world, make it again without evil chavs, no religion, and nice coppers! Oh and i trials island for me and whoever else where it never rains and you have personal bike mechanics who are beautiful nakid ladies! hmmm...can think of more but work will shout if i spend n e more time on the intergeek! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Appear on earth, perform a few miracles, walk on water and all the usual godly stuff then dissapear and keep the human race gussing for another 2000 years. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Do as Rich said but I'd make my real self a demi-god, who shall live forever making sure people are equal and destroying those who are not worthy. Mwhahahaha. Can you actually imagine what power like that would be like with me in control of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Make sure everyone knew about grammar... and google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sameer Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 no religion Not much point in being a God then...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketrialler Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 If I was god for a day, I wouldn't exist for a day :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philking Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 well loads of things... i know i should be going on about world peace and no poverty etc but i'd probably just be really selfish with the power. :) i would try make things better (like the world peaace thing) but i wouldnt introduce any crap like all people are equal, because it wouldnt make the world a better place. Whatever good is done... someone somewhere will suffer or dislike the new, "reality" and of course i'd totally oblitourate chavs! they really have no meaning or place in this world! But thats just my opinion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Make sure everyone knew about grammar... and google. ← Talking of google, why isn't the word google a hyperlink in your sig? Random but yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Cheap flights abroad if your going to visit family. Thanks, Callum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Tidy my bedroom. With magic powers... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bondy Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Destroy the world and rebuild it without any of the inequalities that exist today. World peace ← i was going to put exactly that before i had even opened the thread :) i would just destroy the world and re build it and start over again B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picki Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Not much point in being a God then...? ← sorry was at brain numbing work :rolleyes:" saying that....would you be god of all gods? or would none believers not be affected? just wondering! ps: can i still make my genie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 You could be a God, and not tell anyone? Then there would be no God. Just leave a few copies of The Origin of the Species lying around around you're sorted for an atheist culture. I'm not convinced that would be a good thing though :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I would do sweet shit all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMunn Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I would manifest myself come nice food, maybe a new bike or two. Rid the world of a few chavs and make town's more trials-friendly. Make a rear wheel that never buckled, a frame that never dented, handlebar's that never snap and a tyre that never slipped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I'd reinvent the knee amongst other things. It's biologicaly the shittest joint ever made, how it got through evolution is incredible. Designed for quadrapeds used by us, it twists easily, takes impacts poorly and just generally f**k up. Oh and backs too, they suck ass as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I don`t think I`d change the social hierarchy. Societies need leaders. I`d change economy I guess, the exchange values. Also, if I were God for 1 day, there`d be no hunger,thefts,crime ... at least for my day on the shift :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishwog Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 (edited) I would do sweet shit all. ← This is so blatently not true..... If you, just for a day, had the powers to do ne-on ANYTHING, you WOULD use it to your advantage. Everyone would, fact. I would do the blatently obvious, put millons and millions of pounds into my bank account.....origional aye :rolleyes: Oh yeah, and after reading Shaun's post, I'd get rid of all my wrist and back pains forever (Y) Edited February 10, 2005 by Fishwog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 i'd make sure bones grew as titanium or something nice and strong , i'd manifest a few miracles to keep the people happy . and then grant everyones prayers ( bruce almighty style) and then i'd make some volcanoe appear in the middle of my school :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Personally i'd like to edit peoples brains so people dont know what war is, and would never feel the urge to fight... Make the lower scum learn proper English too, because at da mo day all think dey iz well wikkid at tawkin innit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Personally i'd like to edit peoples brains so people dont know what war is, and would never feel the urge to fight... Make the lower scum learn proper English too, because at da mo day all think dey iz well wikkid at tawkin innit... ← I read that last bit 5 times to work out what it said. Even as a full sentence I was lost :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frika Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 If I was God for a day.. I'd obviously do the 3 most important things first.. - World peace - Ozone layer / global warming - Legallising cannabis. I'd also add some kool lil things that the human body can do.. - A never-running-out pen built into the end of your index fingers.. The nib points out when you need it! - A neck that can be turned 360degrees - Wouldnt need food or drink to live.. No more toileting! Other important things on the to-do list would obviously be.. - Cure for cancer / AIDs / male homosexuality - Stronger skunk - Stop women wearing clothes (unless they are fat/ugly) Mart PS.. If I have enough time (and can be bothered).. I might feed some Africans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 - Cure for cancer / AIDs / male homosexuality ← I was going to think of a comeback on the lines of.... 'but homosexuality isnt a problem' but that made me laugh so much I think ill leave it as it is! :rolleyes: (Y) Thanks, Callum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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