Big_oll Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 I know there is a topic for this but this is too good!!! I'll set the scene, After a bad day at work, nearly not getting the flat he is supposed to be getting and cutting his finger almost to the bone my brother sat in the bus station in pain. Some townie came up to him and said, "can i borrow a cig mate?", my bro said, "sorry, i haven't got any". The townie, not believing him and trying to be intimidating then says, "I bet if i went through your pockets i would find a ten deck", my bro says, "Why would i have a ten deck?". The scally then leans over a barrier and punches my bro in the head. That was it, topped it all off for my brother. Stands up and grabs the townie by the wind pipe as hard as he possibly can, the lad letting out a shriek of pain as he does,and punches him in the face again as hard as he possibly can then hold the lad dangling over this barrier for five minutes untill the police arrive and arrest my brother. My bro lets go of the lad and he falls to the flor along with his burberry cap and starts crying. Turns out my bro broke his nose, fractured his cheek bone and knocked three of his teeth out! A story to tell the kids or what! One more chav that won't go round hitting people for no reason!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 But I guess his 20-strong band of incestuous chav friends will all "find" your brother and proper go through his pockets... Hope Police aren't too much hassle anyway. Kudos to your brother. The scally kids here are all pretty short and fat, so much so the year 7's are standing up to them. Great fun, seeing a year 7 kid tell some 18-year-old rude boi to f**k off, then said year 7 decking them... *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Limbo (Trials Chimp) Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Nice one, good to see he got what he deserved. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_oll Posted February 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 S'pose, there was two of them. One just stood ther and looked at the bus time table while his mate got the sh!t kicked out of him. Bloody pansy! My brother isn't the sort of person to think about consequences after stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Poyntontrials.com Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 You should have got the cam corder out haha, stuck it in your next vid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Two scally girls asked us for fags, said no. They then wanted to know what we did with our money, said we spent it on booze and going out. Then they went of for ages about how smoking is good for you, god some people have no brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty-trials Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Muhahahahahahaha! kill em all! or just injure them :blink: Scotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Council Housed And Violent (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Council Housed And Violent (Y) ← I prefer Coulcil Housing Associated Vermin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexx Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 If the guy hadn't punched him in the head first it'd have been a bit harsh, but since he punched him in the head and started it.... (Y) haha, good stuff :sick: I'm not in a moral mood lol, townie beating sounds good today (A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swize Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 (Y) (Y) LOL (Y) Ur bro must ov hit him quite hard . the funny thing is i can picture it which makes it even funnyer (A) I HATE CHAVS Sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunkey_monkey_boy Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Council Housed And Violent :ermm: ← LMFAO you f**kin star, that made my day and now i can tell my granma what chav stands for!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corish Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 I know there is a topic for this but this is too good!!! I'll set the scene, After a bad day at work, nearly not getting the flat he is supposed to be getting and cutting his finger almost to the bone my brother sat in the bus station in pain. Some townie came up to him and said, "can i borrow a cig mate?", my bro said, "sorry, i haven't got any". The townie, not believing him and trying to be intimidating then says, "I bet if i went through your pockets i would find a ten deck", my bro says, "Why would i have a ten deck?". The scally then leans over a barrier and punches my bro in the head. That was it, topped it all off for my brother. Stands up and grabs the townie by the wind pipe as hard as he possibly can, the lad letting out a shriek of pain as he does,and punches him in the face again as hard as he possibly can then hold the lad dangling over this barrier for five minutes untill the police arrive and arrest my brother. My bro lets go of the lad and he falls to the flor along with his burberry cap and starts crying. Turns out my bro broke his nose, fractured his cheek bone and knocked three of his teeth out! A story to tell the kids or what! One more chav that won't go round hitting people for no reason!!!! ← Well done to him I say, Would have been amazing to watch :blink: corish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johneh Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 I feckin hate all of the scally type people, my mate got 2 of his bikes worth nearly £2500 stolen from his garden which was probably 1 of them bugers, luckily he has 1 back (the cheaper 1). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Good on him but there is one problem! Wont he now have Blazing Squad after him? Thanks, Callum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 HAHA sweet as,theres a bunch of chavs 'terrorising our local comunity' as the chad put it lol,There on the front page,they've harased the libary caretaker and stuff aparently. They flick bits of flaming paper at old people. T'is terrible really,and all the council are doing is placing more cameras out and about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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