N.Wood Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 ... 1. You see lines around the desks in your classroom 2. You can say 'I ride a 20" Koxx' without laughing Carry on people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nb88 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 3. You are sexually attracted to your bike 4. You spot trials lines wherever you go (just walking down the street etc..) 5. You get excited over seeing some pallets or a wall :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 You can't concentrate at work/school because you want to go home and ride... You spend a good proportion of your thinking time analyzing the pros and cons of different frame designs. You spend some more time thinking of what frame you should get next, even if the one you have is fine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Your eyes automatically focus on a bike riding past rather than on a pair of breasts, like they used to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 You name your scars on your shins ... Nope just me... You work in Hellfrauds :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 (edited) You have trials specific shoes, with huge laces :P" Edited February 2, 2005 by will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Not really about trials, but kind of along the same lines: When you watch Superstars (or whatever its called on the BBC, where they do loads of sports, and 3 people go through each week for a grand final) and you are able to name the make and model of just about every component on the bikes they use in the final race :"> Oh, and when people you've never spoken to at school before come up to you and say "You're the boy that's really good on bikes aren't you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew69 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 ....when people ask where your seat is or why is it so small :P Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 When people ask if you can wheelie and beat them senseless for there ignorance. When your looking at crazy lines in a porn video filmed somewhere exotic. When you get withdrawal symptons from not riding for 3 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Balls Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Oh noooooooooo! everything above is soo true! I'm hopelessly addicted to trials riding.... i can't concentrate for more than 15mins (if i'm lucky) unless i'm ridiculously tired...i start dreaming about bikes...i get annoyed walking anywhere because walking seems soooo slow...i'm usually tired because i've been riding so i never get anything done...and i get withdrawal symptoms from the weekend riding which was only yesterday at the time... argh! adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 When you still come on this forum nearly a year after selling your bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurra Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 ... 1. You see lines around the desks in your classroom ← I do this atleast 5 times a day, ive got a really nice gap between the bench infront of me and my desk :P Booring classes = dreaming of trials and finding lines in the classroom :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butcha87 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 You think it's ok when your parkouring if you don't make a gap/drop/up because you can use your ballsack as a bash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunkey_monkey_boy Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 you watchj a bbike go past, note what brakes, forks and frame it has and then 10 minutes later get told it was being riden by a stunning leggy huge boobed gorgeous female... and you didn't notice!!! when you use your 2 biggest fingers as a bike (first finger front wheel, 2nd finger rear) and ride your finger bike over your girlfriends tits without realising what your doing... (and yes i've done both, there is no hope for me!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endohopper Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 When... Your 1000 pound bike has only 1 gear , no suspension or saddle , and is lower than most children's bikes... you select holiday destinations on the basis of good riding spots... You read this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dave Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 When you wont go on holiday to New Zealand because youll miss 3 weekd of riding :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChai Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 when ur heart skips a beat when u realise ur bike is not where u put it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunkey_monkey_boy Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 when ur heart skips a beat when u realise ur bike is not where u put it.. ← A beat??? more like it stops for a minute!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 when you use your 2 biggest fingers as a bike (first finger front wheel, 2nd finger rear) and ride your finger bike over your girlfriends tits without realising what your doing... ← I try explaining trials to people using the finger bike - it really doesnt work and you just end up looking stupid :P" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 you walk past and chasm or big gap type thing and subconciously think " andy p could nail that " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 (edited) hehe god im the worst for spoting lines i cant go any where with out either saying ohh yeahhh i could go up here do this do that n finish off here it could be out loud or in my head i just dont know?, i just do it haha, i drive my friends mad by doing it every where i go :P or use your fingers like a bike an gap things on the desk hehe, loadsa fun :P :P Edited February 2, 2005 by crazy_gap girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tank_rider Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 When you wont go on holiday to New Zealand because youll miss 3 weekd of riding :P ← easy solution for that, take your bike!!!! There are loads of things all over NZ to ride. You find yourself rehearsing moves stading around, i.e without a bike :"> My dad keeps taking the piss something rotten for practicing sidehops :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechink Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 when you wanna marry your bike. yep. no doubting that. when you just look out the window at anything and make up a line. look at the tops of building and make up a line for a giant trials rider to do. lol never stop talking about bikes. any bikes. thechink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 when you wanna marry your bike. yep. no doubting that. ← Or, if you manage to persuade your fiance to let you bring your bike to the wedding... ahem :"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 when ur heart skips a beat when u realise ur bike is not where u put it.. ← ive done that many of times lol itscares the poo oout of mewhen it happerns Pauly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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