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Mark W

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Mathuds0 and I were out having a BMX session tonight in town, when two very nasty men told me that I should "Get a life", and that Matt should "Get a girlfriend and get a hair cut."

We were very upset, and ran home crying.

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I while back I said some little shit wanted to nick my bike and I chased him and he screamed likea girl.

He saw me today and he was with some others so they started.

I said theyd be living off benifits soon and they didnt like it.

Meet some mates who were stoned and we went on a townie bashing spree unfortunantly we lost them but Iit made my day when they rolled a joint of tobacaco andgrass, as in grass that grows on the ground and gave it some litle shits saying it was a proper joint.

Oh the stupidity of townies

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