Herbertlemon102 Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 " if you sit down, you'll lose your virginity!" -random 12 year old commenting on my lack of seat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Little did he know you are actually an anal acrobat! Jokes on him! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakd Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) "Your bars are to far foward" missed the missing seat, massive tyres, generally weird bike. That's when you know you should move your bars back Edited December 31, 2014 by Zakd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakub1699 Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) "someone get that kid a bmx for christmas" because i ride an inspired Edited December 31, 2014 by Jakub1699 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMTRIALS123 Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 'get the f**k off my lawn' - old man in Malvern (*-*) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dngr2self Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 "Do you believe in god?". That was a weird one. It was followed by a half hour chat about why I should. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Trials Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 "Congratulations, you're alive", said after a drop gap I was pretty proud of haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 I've said it before on here and I'll say it again 'No, you have to leave. I'm FBI' He was a priest, but one with an FBI badge in the boot of his car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZArgrave Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 When dressed up as a slutty nurse (Halloween ride) 50ish year old women told me i could inject her anyday i pulled a gilf haha 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gage-mann Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Best i had was a guy say 'there's gonna be blood! I'm off!'Best i had was a guy say 'there's gonna be blood! I'm off!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 "Do you believe in god?". That was a weird one. It was followed by a half hour chat about why I should. I remember that. Then danny walker proceeded to talk to him for ages about said subject. It was well funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_t Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Some women telling me i could buy a second hand saddle from a guy who deals in old bike parts. I havn't not got a seat because im poor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Leech Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 At a spot in brum with an old, rather intoxicated, fella sat on a bench having a nap. About 15 mins pass by and he decides to wake up and shout "Is there a champion among you!" at the top of his voice, then return to his former position. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Dropped off a 4-5'ish wall outside a doctors surgery and an old woman literally bollocked me for being so stupid and asked me what I'd have done if I'd fallen off as I could have broken my back. She wasn't that impressed when I told her I'd just crawl into the surgery so it wasn't a problem. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbertlemon102 Posted January 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 It's always interesting- whenever a kid sees me riding, the standard response is "it hasn't got a seat! Whys that mummy/daddy?" And I always stop to listen to what they say, 98% of the time it's: " that's because it's a special/trick/stunt bike, the other two percent is usually "he can't sit down, that's a bit pointless isn't it? He won't get anywhere like that"1 and they're usually the people I ride behind as they walk off, pulling my magura at random intervals and making generally as much annoying noise as possible until i went disc. Now I just glare. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niconj Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Kid after having seen me doing a couple of back wheel hops: "Are you a professional bike rider?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnthebiker Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 The picture says it all... Back when I was riding my mod, I was filming an edit, and met him on a park bench, passed out with his empty liter of vodka... He tried to lift his head and look at me, and said something like "URRRAAAAAAAAA" very quietly, then passed out again. I think he might have been a little bit wasted, dunno... I also get the "Where's the seat" or the "Did someone steal your seat" things all the time as well in the rare times I ride in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 (edited) I had a "Yo blood, gimme that bike y'no!" Twas the "y'no" bit that confused me Edited January 4, 2015 by *gentlydoesit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waybe2014 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Guaranteed first thing anyone in Coventry says is "how much did your bike cost mate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbertlemon102 Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Guaranteed first thing anyone in Coventry says is "how much did your bike cost mate" this. I ride in cov most weekends, and every time I get asked that. I just say "nothing really, it's got no seat does it?" Just because I'm 95% sure they want to steal it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Dale Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 (edited) I had a chav once shout " aww dick head, defying gravity n shit!!!" almost fell of i was laughing that hard! he even put his hand in the and did the westside signs! u cant wright that shit hahaha! Also was out riding Higga Tor with a kid called Gaz and some old bloke came over and asked us if we wer proffesionalisms? Edited January 4, 2015 by Yorkshire Dale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waybe2014 Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 this. I ride in cov most weekends, and every time I get asked that. I just say "nothing really, it's got no seat does it?" Just because I'm 95% sure they want to steal it they probably do want to steal it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBradbury Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 "You could have knocked me over and killed me, stupid man!" - Says the woman on the pavement as I ride across the road 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dngr2self Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 "Whats your bike worth?" Is a fairly common one. I always say "not a lot as the second hand market is crap" to put them off breaking in to my shed at a later date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waybe2014 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Difficult to say my bike isn't worth much when everyone knows hope is expensive and my bike is covered in purple hope parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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