dann2707 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 You have some kind of mobile phone tripod set up on your chair and you operated the camera with your nose. You filmed a video then screen shot it? Its your little sisters hands Nope, all wrong. Keep guessing!! this is fun. I'll give you a clue, it's something specific to my phone (LG G2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Is a photo taken with the volume button is pressed or if there is a set voice command? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 if there is a set voice command? Correct! Your prize is a pic of me prancing around in my onesie sticking my heiney out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 1.You took a picture of the reflection in youreyes 2. You've had cameras implanted into your retinas 3. You live with the adams family 4. No one gives a shit 5. Your phone is mounted on a tony hawks hover board 6. Time travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 1.You took a picture of the reflection in youreyes 2. You've had cameras implanted into your retinas 3. You live with the adams family 4. No one gives a shit 5. Your phone is mounted on a tony hawks hover board 6. Time travel 7. You were too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Any prizes for second place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Here you go Mcarfurrrrrr! IT MAKES MY BUM LOOK HUGE BUT I ASSURE YOU ITS THE PERKIEST SMALLEST THING IN THE WORLD IN REAL LIFE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Seriously, why the f**k do you even own that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Because the tail feels amazing when it goes up my bum when I sit down 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Your bedroom has the colour scheme of a fairly successful office waiting room. I do like how your bag matches though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Ahh, valid point. Do they do a suit with a thicker tail? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persistant_itch Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Firstly, nice arse Dan. secondly I'm surprised nobody mentioned bite point control for the dinner brake thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) Thank you my dear, are you coming to Tartydays? We need another bonfire in camp Bing haha Edited May 10, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persistant_itch Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) make sure the fun police don't see that bonfire statement! ehhh unfortunately no, I've got uni exams until the Monday it's finished, i'm f**king gutted! I do intend on paying bing a wee visit during the summer at some stage though Edited May 10, 2014 by persistant_itch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Gutted mate , btw what's in your hand in that above photo? Looks like im singing your finger haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persistant_itch Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Thats a cheap Chinese video camera thing I was singing the praises of. Haha it does, looks like we're trying to use the lighter to power the camera 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Thank you my dear, are you coming to Tartydays? We need another bonfire in camp Bing haha Although their presence led to the security guards vibes getting harshed, I do miss the Tarty Days bonfires. The ones at the first Tarty Days were insane. Letting kids who were camping out on their own have access to significant quantities of firewood = recipe for disaster. Lying in your tent, suddenly it's like it's daylight outside for a second, head out, see embers falling down from whatever blew up last... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) That was so dreamy Mark Haha are you talking about the one when we had it in the big digger scoop? That was so good, until the nasty people carrying that massive vat of water out of nowhere kind of killed the atmosphere and consequently the fire haha Completely forgot there was a Tartydays 10 too! Shitttt cheeky edit Edited May 10, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Nah, at the first Tarty Days the guys provided a shitload of firewood that was supposed to last 3-4 days. It lasted about an hour. That was the one where an aerosol can definitely didn't explode and absolutely did not put a sizeable dent in the side of Simps' car. That one in the digger bucket was f**king good though in fairness. Seeing Gav from TartyBikes go full length over a guy rope and Cap clothesline Matt Arkwright's girlfriend just before that happened also added to it. Thinking back, Cap has been out of hand at every Tarty Days he's been to. We really should have expected it last year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Proper shame you can't come Bernard. When you get over here later on in summer we'll get over to castleford for a few beers with dan and neil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persistant_itch Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 yeah dude it is a serious shame, was really looking forward to it! yeah that sounds like a plan man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsiain Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 You have a really low bed, may aswell just sleep on a matress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 It was actually quite a high bed but I broke the wooden slats. Everyone I tell thinks I've got some weird sex story about it but truth be told... I built up this bed, all lovely and screwed together. I was giddy as f**k to try my brand new double bed so ran and took a giant leap of faith into a starfish landing position and broke all but one of the wooden slats. Hahaha So simply removed them and but the mattress on the floor. It's still comfy as a hollowed out elephant because it's memory foam not springs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Tl:dr bumall sex broke bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I would never risk a nuggal of poopy mincemeat to fall upon the quilted warmth of my bed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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