dann2707 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) Okay so i'm upstairs truing my bike wheel, the music is completely off as I gotta concentrate. My Mum usually comes home at this time (at the time) and walks home, so I hear her come in and she's obviously on the phone presuming to my Dad, can hear her talking to him how she normally talks to him etc for around a minute. 10 minutes later I go downstairs later to the garage to get some files for my bike and my mum must be outside doing gardening as she's not inside. I go back inside and up to my room and my Mum calls me down as she wants me to bring her something down the stairs (she's got her walking boots on and doesn't want to get the carpet muddy) I go downstairs and say to her, "Where did you go? You came in and didn't say hello" She replies with, "What are you talking about, i've just got home now this second?" I am now in a state of what the actual f**k as I 100% heard her talking on the phone downstairs, the house was absolutely silent with no music on so I can't blame it on that. She isn't lying as she crossed her heart on her Grandsons life. ARGGGHHHHHH Edited April 10, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Maybe someone wanted to go in the house before they thought about buying it? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Hahahahah!! That took me so long to get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Banks Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 check it oot:- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_slip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 It's the Russians, they planned it to take the focus away from them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 You've gone mental? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 She isn't lying as she crossed her heart on her Grandsons life. Does she frequently go on Jeremy Kyle by any chance? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Does she frequently go on Jeremy Kyle by any chance? Hahahhaaha I can see how that may have been taken. No dodgy teeth around these parts o' town maynnnnnnnnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Not to mention she swears on her grandsons life, not her son. Conclusion: a flying f**k about you, she does not give. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 I am her Grandson you twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 You're your mums grandson? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Yes. Everyone is you fooooooooooooool 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 I'm backing the drugs theory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 To the young members of the forum, say no to drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) Too much bumall corrupts the mind! Edited April 10, 2014 by *gentlydoesit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Haha I was just trying to rustle Anzo's Jimmies with the last few comments Can never have too much bumall btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Haha I was just trying to rustle Anzo's Jimmies with the last few comments Best of luck with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Dan you high? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Nope!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 First sign of aids. Sorry man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Dan: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Leigh Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 could be a jedi mind trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercofray Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 I just came to ask; why's there like at the end of the topic title? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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