Sam T Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Right.. Last year, a guy from work and the receptionist joined together and sent a card to my home address. It was pretty obvious that it was them, in fact I'm 100% its them because i overheard them talking about it when they did it last year I didn't tell them that i knew and i acted really frustrated at work, which really made them laugh, obviously! Now i want to do something to them this year, without it being obviously me. Being totally unoriginal and out of decent ideas, I've turned to Trials Forum's advice I was thinking of buying them both a nice box of laxative chocolates or maybe something with viagra in it, but if i do this at work and they end up going home, it probably wouldn't go down well. What have you guys done / thought of that i can do? Sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 f**k up their cars. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Are they a couple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam T Posted January 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 I work in car garage so that will be pretty obvious. The receptionist is a women who has a partner, and the guy i work with lives at home with his Mum and daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkdougie Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Leave a print out of something on her desk so it looks like she's been looking at it. e.g (How to get your man to perform better in bed). He would be paranoid to f**k lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
err Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Inject the chocs with some of this http://www.scorchio.co.uk/grim-reaper-oblivion-extract-500000-scoville-p-1591.html?gclid=CLqKx4e4kLwCFSsCwwodQBYAVA Or the hotter version http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Grim-Reapers-DOOMSDAY-1-Million-Scoville-Extract-ULTRA-HOT-/370974955343?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Food_SM&hash=item565fd4974f Edited January 21, 2014 by err 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Dig various tunnels under their living places, divert recent floods to the tunnels and let the water do the rest. j for j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsiain Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 http://crabrevenge.com/ done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.KYDD Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 Read the reviews http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjl1984 Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 May be a tad to much but for the woman send her husband a card to their home address and for the bloke ask him if his mom enjoyed her date with you and if she was still sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 Hack their emails and send pics of genitalia form one to the other, while making out they each fancy the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 I would send them a postcard with a bucket that has a box of Viagra, Vaseline, some WD40 (so they might get an idea that it is you if it turns to serious) a pink fluffy handscuff and a postcard with a gay guy on it and something like " when you did me like you did with that (insert something here that they f*cked up on a car) it was hot as a Mustangs exhaust" or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swill Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Why not send some cheap flowers to her (at work as will/may save problems with her partner) and write him a card divulging her secret love for him that she can no longer keep to herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Oh I got one. GO on the personal ads on Craiglist and do a guy for guy thing and message other people his adress and use a picture of him. That'll teach him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) Viagra, actully slipping a viagra in his morning coffee would be hilarious, turn the air con down so she has errect nipples too Edited January 26, 2014 by *gentlydoesit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 There's some f**ked up minds on this forum. What the hell is with that crab thing?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsiain Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Was kidding maan,it was on the Jonathan Ross show once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam T Posted January 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 The crabs was going to be done but seeing as though I have to work with him, it will probably back fire haha. Decided on sending her husband a valentines card ( she left a returns package sent to her address in the reception so I've got her address ) and I'm sending his 80 year old mother a dildo wrapped up with ribbon and a pack of battery's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 second will be just too much I reckon. for him should be fine though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 There's some f**ked up minds on this forum. What the hell is with that crab thing?! ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 The crabs was going to be done but seeing as though I have to work with him, it will probably back fire haha. Decided on sending her husband a valentines card ( she left a returns package sent to her address in the reception so I've got her address ) and I'm sending his 80 year old mother a dildo wrapped up with ribbon and a pack of battery's. she's 80!? That's just wrong! You'll need to send some lube too 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 http://crabrevenge.com/ done. TL;dr? Aimed at mike... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 TL;dr? Aimed at mike... Not TL;dr, just totally missed it... That's one messed up idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Who even volunteered they're services/crabs for bottling?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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