Pashley26 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Just one question Jardo, What happened to the prostitutes? They ran off down the road with the bloke. It was literally like something out of Grand Theft Auto. You know when you get really bored playing GTA and you try to drive like a "normal" person but the controls are so on/off and designed around driving fast that you crash into EVERYTHING no matter how hard you try. I imagine that's how this guy last night felt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted February 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Why did no one film this?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Thursday night, Mojo Fury concert Will be interesting hopefully and Hopefully I am not going to quote Tenacious D again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 You know when you get really bored playing GTA and you try to drive like a "normal" person but the controls are so on/off and designed around driving fast that you crash into EVERYTHING no matter how hard you try. Actually no I don't. Those stop signs are there for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted March 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Off for a few quiter ones due to being up since five and back up at five again.. Don't think I've ever gone for a few quite ones and come home before 3am, wish me luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Going out round to a few bars tonight in sheffield exciteddddd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted March 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) Read your post in the teenage angst thread.. Just get hammered and forget the week lad! Edited March 1, 2014 by The_Zulu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted March 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 My advice of the night; Do not eat a Bombay bad boy pot noodle while drunk. Turns out they're seriously spicy. Worst decision ever? Quite possibly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 I went out for a couple yesterday afternoon, ended up turning into a 6 hour session watching all the football, steady 11 pints and a chinky on the way back to my mams house. Had a right laugh seeing some old mates who I've not been out with in a while. Leeds didn't get beaten as well which was good enough for me. Tried riding Saturday morning but my foot is f**ked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 Well I feel rough as arse! Just finished a 6 day week so thought I'd go an have a few. Had a few more than that, which culminated in me getting home, the room spinning and then running to the loo. Top night though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 Me mam still puts the chunder bucket at the side of the bed when I've been out on a sesh, bless her. Nowt like being back at mothers house for being looked after. Brews when I get up, dirty clothes washed, bed made and everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 Bloody hell, sounds like luxury. The missus has buggered off to London for the weekend so I have to fend for myself! I wish I could get to the kettle, but it seems so far away! Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 My missus was working Friday night, so I've come to Cheshire to visit mother with my lad. She takes him out and does stuff, I went out and got lashed. It's been a while like 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted March 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Just walked a very drunk girl home who invited me in for "coffee" I refused and we exchanged numbers, never felt like such a gent. Think it's time to head home myself and have an early one! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilf Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Bet you feel like a total boss, I know I would haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Is "early one" a euphemism? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 On a diet so went straight up single malt. 2 glasses and a milky way later... I failed lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercofray Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Currently sat in Subway in Bristol after lots of cider and whiskey. The next train to Bath, where I'm staying is at 5.30. This will be an interesting night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 I was out last night in Sheffield for reverend and the makers gig, for our lasses birthday. It was banging. Me and the missus got absolutely hammered. Dirty kebab on the way home, jobsaguddun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 What has your lass ever done wrong to deserve reverend and the makers?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Why what's up with them. Proper Yorkshire band. It was epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 f**k me my head hurts. Some girl keptbuying me drinks bbecause I was a lovely guy haha spent barely anything 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 yesterday drank few beers, around 5 and some old friends came back and had a nice night. kinda. at least I have some good friends:) Anyway, get the Hombre Tequila beer from tesco, they are stupidly tasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 (edited) f**k me my head hurts. Some girl keptbuying me drinks bbecause I was a lovely guy haha spent barely anythinghow the f**k are you pulling this off?! No I'm not jealous(much) Seems to me nice guys finish last becaus they make too many bed stops along the way Edited March 8, 2014 by *gentlydoesit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted March 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Comeon Dan, share.. I'm sick of being poor:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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