bing Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 (edited) I'm sat at the pub by myself waiting for a friend to arrive and there's a bunch of caravan utilising nomadic travellers here. I'm scared. Allow me to translate in to northern. Sat in't pub on me lonesome, waiting for our Maude with a load of pikey bastards. Its a bit grim like Edited April 12, 2014 by bing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercofray Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 Allow me to translate in to bing Corrected. You're the only person I know who would think to put it across like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 Neil would probably say it fairly similarly just with a few grinders and cu nts in there haha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 Few tinnies for me tonight seen as I have the boy and I'm riding with cox 2mora. Neil isn't coming out, he's pussy whipped 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 I'm already on it. See you tomorrow matey I'm getting art gallery gap to front hungover or not and you're pushing me until I do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 Will do. I'm just bathing the boy then I'm getting tinnied up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercofray Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 After several ciders and vodka at the apartment. Time to head to Soho. I love London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
err Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 Wine and popcorn go together, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 well, night ended just made only a few drunk texts, and tried to make a call, getting better! Found a girl, talked to her, then she left the club like.. music was horrible drank more then I should, but probably I still have money It was an okay night out, I cannot remember when I had a party on Sat night anyway, discos are bad. not my style, I should find a proper rock pub 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 Holy f**k you need Corp in your life! It's a club in sheffield which has loads of different rooms, lots of post hardcorey pasts play there. I met my last girlfriend in there. My best mate met his now gf in there. It's fate mate you need to find the equivalent in your area haha. Also it's got the classic photo of some guy fingering a girl in there. Did the rounds ages ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilf Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 Pretty sure my bro met his last two girl friends in there haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 Holy f**k you need Corp in your life! It's a club in sheffield I think I should move my biggest problem is that there is only a proper club in Belfast, but I can stay there only till 1030 because of the trains. But I *kinda* remembering a taxi driver telling me to google rock clubs in belfast as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Kite nite Friday highday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 I'll be honest, I'm so ruined even my sister in law who wasn't drinking was spurring me on to pull a girl who's boyfriend was a knobend at the wedding do I've just been to. f**king smashed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercofray Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 Just got home. Such a good night, walked some girl home that was ridiculously attractive, and really nice. Made road blocks which was fun until the police came. Now sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 Just got home. Such a good night, walked some girl home that was ridiculously attractive, and really nice. Made road blocks which was fun until the police came. Now sleep. you had an orgy with the police? Had a nice day on Friday, driving all they at night it was smoking shisha and drinking whiskey with a beautiful girl.. who is bi and has gf. but she likes me, so yea, it should be better in the future Also party tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilf Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 I'll be honest, I'm so ruined even my sister in law who wasn't drinking was spurring me on to pull a girl who's boyfriend was a knobend at the wedding do I've just been to. f**king smashed So did you pull her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted April 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 Uuuuugh. Mum just brought me an Easter egg, I looked at her then chundered in my bin. I hate being hungover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 Pretty sure my bro met his last two girl friends in there hahaI did indeed, on the same night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilf Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 Called shotgun on the wrong one though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 I just did eenie meenie minie but forgot to add the mo because I was quite drunk. You live and learn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilf Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 Yeah its kinda a good thing, then its like an upgrade! Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 Indeed. Where's the fun in life if you go straight to the latest and greatest of anything? You need to own a T-Vee before a Monty Pogogay. It's character forming! Makes you appreciate the finer things more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilf Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 That where I'm at with my MZ, its shite and knackered but I just don't care,its so much fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 Night out round Wakey tonight. Actually shaving the sides of my head in preparation for it cos it's fully of pretty boys with low cut tops lololol should be fun either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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