zetecmk2 Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 dann, alot of us have been there...and come out of the other end! moderation is where it's at....and that comes with wisdom! don't write people off for being experimental! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 don't write people off for being experimental! I'm not saying "don't be experimental" you cock haha. They're not experimenting, they're f**king addicts. Experimenting is trying something new now and again, this is a constant thing. I'm not exactly a saint or a buzzkill and have tried 'substances' but when the literally the whole pre-sesh consists of talking about drugs, when you're coming up etc, for me, it just ruins the whole friends thing as it's like you can't have a laugh without having to take them. And I felt pressured as f**k to do it too and got looked down on when I said I wasn't going to. Which admittedly I f**king gave in despite me telling myself I wasn't going to and now I feel so so bad as i've gone against my morals. I suppose over the past 8 months of not seeing them, i've bonded with my Uni course mates and gone out on nights out with them where NONE of them smoke, take drugs and we have such a laugh. Where as this morning I woke up to a bedroom full of 8 people smoking weed, and seeing one of my 'best' mates curled up in a corner rocking like back and forth as he's had no sleep just really f**ked me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 I just mooned one of my best mates mums I have honestly never felt so good ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 I just mooned one of my best mates mums I have honestly never felt so good ! Quality. Is she worth a scuttle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Not me personally but we found one of our mates ko'd in the back of his next door neighbours van one morning! At a house party once my mate needed a crap, so for some reason he wandered into the back garden, dropped trou and proceeded to squat. Unfortunately he hovered straight over his trousers and shat straight into them. Much hilarity ensued, then he just collapsed and fell asleep. He was found the next morning on the flower bed, with his trousers down, crap in there and soaking wet through after sleeping in the rain. What a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Quality. Is she worth a scuttle? Definite milf, solid 8/10 She's better looking than her daughter which is awkward aha I'll have to try get pics;) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 I just mooned one of my best mates mums I have honestly never felt so good ! did she like it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 did she like it? Well my ass is so hairy my nickname used to be chewbaccas mouth so I don't see how she can't of enjoyed it thoroughly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Never mind. Get one bent in her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Never mind. Get one bent in her The mother or daughter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Daughter first, mother for bonus points 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 So.... those pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zetecmk2 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 waiting.....with a couple of bottles of red on the go!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azarathal Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Pass, the same guy slept on a roundabout in the middle of Doncaster on a night out once (as in one cars go round, not one in a park!) Been there, being woken up hanging and still f**ked at 6am because of rush hour was not fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted April 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Third funeral this year, not giving a single flyer tonight. I hope I wake up somewhere unrecognisable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Love.you Im drunk Night starts now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Hahah where are you this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted April 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 At the pub with a lady friend and its just us two, kinda awkward. HELP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Is it UKhippy by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted April 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Is it UKhippy by any chance? I'm not too sure in all honesty, could have been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Maybe drank too much I was out with my best friend who is here rarely and i forgot that he is mental whe he is drunk Talk to a girl everything went good then she mentioned her boyfriend... No clue what she said after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 2 bottles of Old Crafty Hen and a bottle of Wells Bombardier Reserve and I'm pretty much smoked. It's times like these I buy bike frames and book tickets for raves. Best get checking Tarty and Skiddle..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 MATE! I just bought some old crafty hen tonight. It's bloody delish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Oh yes, immense stuff and absolutely ruins you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted April 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 I'm sat at the pub by myself waiting for a friend to arrive and there's a bunch of caravan utilising nomadic travellers here. I'm scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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