Pussy

[MadManMike]

Not getting involved again. Ciao.

Edited December 24, 2013 by MadManMike

[dann2707]

Merry christmas all

[Jake.]

Why are you still arguing about this holy f**k.

[Pashley26]

I really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really.

f**king hate Christmas.

I'm not religious.

I don't give a shit about religion.

None of my family are religious.

I hate everyone, especially my family so I have no interest in spending time with them.

What I want to do is just carry on with my normal life. However; all of my friends are celebrating Christmas shit.

Prawns in Plymouth, can't see him.

Girlfriends out with her family doing Christmas shit. Cant see her.

My dad's a fanny.

My sister's a wanker.

My parents insist on watching Christmas films and trying to get me involved.

It gives people at work a reason to not actually do their f**king job, and generally take the piss. Because it's Christmas.

The weather is shit.

The jet wash is shut so I can't go and clean my car.

Shops are shut so I can't spend money.

eBay prices are through the roof so it doesn't make sense to buy online.

What's the point in it? To make up for the fact that you are never nice to your family?

To buy presents to show your appreciation for people? How fickle.

I just hate it.

Pussy.

[bikeperson45]

Why are you still arguing about this holy f**k.

It doesn't look like we'll agree so posting is kind of pointless. My main reason for posting now is pretty much everytime I get called a retard or whatever for typing out something I think, I'm going to reply to explain how my thoughts aren't retarded but based on a logical thought process. If anything I think evidence of me not being a retard here is that I managed to post without resorting to petty insults and overly recycled memes while others did.

[Mark W]

You can fling your money out there to your hearts content online I guess? Couriers/mail orders seem to be increasing their Xmas opening hours year-on-year. You lose that instant gratification I suppose but at least it could be a light at the end of your tunnel

sorry if I've overlooked another reason

No duality of meaning. Pussy can and do argue that there's another meaning for Pussy. You can't do that with "f**king Hell". That incredibly clear distinction between the two is probably what's stressing Jolfa out

[bikeperson45]

No duality of meaning. Pussy can and do argue that there's another meaning for Pussy. You can't do that with "f**king Hell". That incredibly clear distinction between the two is probably what's stressing Jolfa out

The F*cking Hell beer's supposedly named after a town called F*cking though, despite not actually being brewed there. Like Pussy, it looks like they took the opportunity to exploit the double meaning thing and then when it was criticized they were able to say that they meant another meaning of the word, in their case the place, and were then allowed to continue to use the word to help their business.

[Mark W]

I meant duality of meaning in a conversational/contextual sense too. To use the tired old "kid reading a can" thing, you can't tell me you wouldn't see a difference between a kid saying "Pussy" or "f**king Hell"? The former has other meanings in a conversation, the latter doesn't (except if you were specifically referencing the name of the product itself, obviously).

[Pashley26]

Some people often ask me how I feel about reading.

It's ok, but the parking is a nightmare.

See what I did there.

[Mark W]

I still internally pronounced that 'reading' as in the book rather than the place even though I knew the setup and punchline. Nice work, brain.

[Pashley26]

I also find this an incredible piece of work -

[bikeperson45]

I meant duality of meaning in a conversational/contextual sense too. To use the tired old "kid reading a can" thing, you can't tell me you wouldn't see a difference between a kid saying "Pussy" or "f**king Hell"? The former has other meanings in a conversation, the latter doesn't (except if you were specifically referencing the name of the product itself, obviously).

Agreed, f*ck is often more offensive than pussy and has less multiple meanings. I'm going to go back to the marketing gimmick though (), when I asked the question about whether a product using the word f*ck could be sold openly, apparently the answer is yes as long as another meaning can be provided when complaints come in. Because they've both been allowed purely on the basis that they've had, what I consider to be, irrelevant alternate meanings I think it's an obvious gimmick and that's the basis I don't think the names should be allowed to advertise so publicly.