Sam Nichols Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Don't make this rape a murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted November 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzatpro09 Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 ^Just bizzar^ why didn't you tell her your 14 and a half, could have made all the difference Dang it. I'm 15 in a couple of months "I may be young, but I'm ready" would've been a good reply. That day I learnt something about girls; if they're wrong it is apparently you who's wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 *me talking to my friend about my motorbike* "oh my god you're so manly! Can I have your number? How old are you?" says random girl, about 17/18 "I'm 14" I replied "WTF? You thought you had a chance with me? Ha! What were you thinking asking me out?" She shouts then everybody looks at me. Then I say loudly "What a perv, asking out a 14 year old!" She was so embarrased, trying yo cover her grave mistake by framing me. Okay, I look older than what I am but what she said was completely unnecessary. It was wierd because I never get asked out, EVER. She doesn't know what she's missing out on This sounds completely made up, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted November 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 *me talking to my friend about my motorbike dreams* "oh my god you're so young! Can I have your older brothers number? How cute are you?" says random girl, about 17/18 "I'm 14 get your knickers off" I replied "WTF? You thought you had a chance with me? Ha! What were you thinking asking me out?" She shouts then everybody looks at me. Then I say loudly "What a perv, asking out a 14 year old!" I was so embarrased, trying to cover my insainly errect penis. Okay, Im propperly horny. but what she said was completely unnecessary. It was wierd because Ive never had a bj, EVER. She doesn't know what she's missing out on more likley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzatpro09 Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 more likley You meanie! I'm gonna get my daddy to beat up your daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted November 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzatpro09 Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Yeah yeah, laugh it off, but your daddy is going down... be prepared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted November 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 your daddy is going down... be prepared unfortunatly he's no longer with us, however he's got more chance of going down than you do. Haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 "Hi, I'm a trials rider" Lady:-a trials rider? what is that? you:- it is like a jump bike, and looks like a bmx, but kinda different Lady: ohh, so you ride a BMX! You: yes, I do. Every. Single conversation about trials riding ^^^daamn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamilyBiker Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 not sure if i´d run into a conversation with a girl other than my wife regarding trials,but the question "you ride a bmx?" would provoke the answer "i´m married,sorry" even if i wasnt married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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