bikeperson45 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 (edited) Howdy fellas Me and a friend made a bet a couple of months ago that we would have a million pounds in our bank accounts within five years, so I have to be a millionaire by the 23rd of August, 2018. I have a temp job at the moment but the pay rate is not appearing to be sufficient. Strategies I have looked at are gambling, the lottery and investing in some obscure hipster product but those haven’t really taken off as of yet. And my Deal or no Deal application has not been accepted. And the market for my used underwear is smaller than I would ever have anticipated. Does anyone have any ideas? And really I have to have made a significant amount more than a million because we each bet a million we would be millionaires. Please help, this is pretty urgent. Edited November 15, 2013 by bikeperson45 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Get good at something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Rob a bank/casino? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Join 1D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 (edited) Give me all your money and I'll think of something. Payable in cash, cheque or plane tickets to Hawaii... Preferably all three. Edited November 15, 2013 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Think of something new and original and really throw your self out there. I thought of a cool website, okay its not so cool but basically its like "rate my driving", you set up an account by putting your registration details in of your car and basically if your driving and someone pisses you off you note down their reg details and search for them on this website to which you can basically have a rant at them or tell them they're a dickhead. Likewise for good driving, if they're kind do the same. And if you get a comment it pops up a notification that someones searched and commented on you. No idea the true point of it but I just randomly thought of it last year when some willy cut me up and I really wanted to tell him hes a 100% jerk off cake. omgggg could also be good for letting people know if they've got a light bulb out, indicator out etc or something wrong with their ar and you get points for letting them know. Anyone think that could even work?! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 In all honesty. Sell cocaine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Drug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradJohnson Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 £1,000,000 is a lot of money. I wish you luck! I thought i was being ambitious for aiming to save £100,000 to buy a house in the next 5 - 10 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercofray Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 £1,000,000 is a lot of money. I wish you luck! I thought i was being ambitious for aiming to save £100,000 to buy a house in the next 5 - 10 years. £1,000,000 isn't a lot of money. Why do you need to save £100,000 to buy a house?! A tenth of that maybe; do you know what a mortgage is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Sell cocaine. Failing that, sell your arse down the docks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Wake me up when it's all over, when I'm wiser and when I'm older. All this time I was finding myself, and I didn't know I was lost. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 £1,000,000 isn't a lot of money. Why do you need to save £100,000 to buy a house?! A tenth of that maybe; do you know what a mortgage is? Don't be so f**king pretentious, makes you come across like a bit of a dick mate! To a lot of people it is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercofray Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Don't be so f**king pretentious, makes you come across like a bit of a dick mate! To a lot of people it is My bad; after working with numbers in the millions all day at work you get used to it!Honestly though; if you want to make money you have to serve people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 (edited) Legal, financial, medical. Wish someone would have said that to me when I could do somthing with it Food is a good earner aswell Drugs are bad (don't cook up some coke in your bathtub once a month or grow ganja in the loft ) Edited November 15, 2013 by f**megently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Don't be so f**king pretentious, makes you come across like a bit of a dick mate! To a lot of people it is To an individual (particularly from the average demographic of TF) that amount as a lump sum is a hefty chunk, naturally, but in "the grand scheme of things" it really isn't any more. Not in the way that it was at least. Something to aim for I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamilyBiker Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 stock exchange an a few good tips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
err Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Assassinate 1D fixed that for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 do not get me wrong, but if you need our help, than you wont get millionaire without selling drugs There is a reason why the majority of people are not millionaire here. I mean, If I would know the secret, would not I be a millionaire then? you must figure it out by yourself oh yeah, drugs on silkroad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Not any more. Thought it got shut down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Deere Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Watch this film http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1276962/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otacon Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Poker, Aim for cash poker, Tournament poker is a long process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlingpowers Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 If you really can commit to working 24/7 for several years: Find your talents, write them down, think of what to make of them without learning much theory. Find something most people don't recommend or want to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bike_dummie Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Not any more. Thought it got shut down? Yeah silkroad did but think i read somewhere an message was sent around minutes before closure with another onion domain with essentially the exact same purpose as silkroad. On topic get your self some bit coins. The exchange rate fluctuates dramatically one minute they are worth pennys next minutes thousands. Juat play the waiting game. Read that a man became a multimillionaire as he bought £10 worth of bit coins at a rate where £1 cuuld buy you loads then forgot about them and when he looked back each bitcoin was worth thousands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Poker, Aim for cash poker, Tournament poker is a long process. Opposite, buy in all you can afford in the largest tournament and see what happens. At the end of the day mate you won't do it. If you would have done £100,000 it would have been far feasible. You would have to have a very innovate start up to earn that money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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