HippY Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I am looking for some pick up lines for girls, and so far I only know 2 bad ones Do you want to come over to my flat to watch porn on my 60 inch flat screen mirror? I might not be asian but I still want to eat your pussy do you know any more that funny or actually works? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Gething Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 This: and this: Good luck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 60" is f**king massive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted May 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 16" is f**king massive! thats what she said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I hope you have pet insurance! Because your pussy is getting damaged. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 This: and this: Good luck Those videos are so cringey I can't watch them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Have you got the builders phone number? Cos I'm gonna smash your back doors clean off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 "I'll bet you a drink I can kiss you without making physical contact" Kiss her, Then proceed to buy her a drink "Does this handkerchief smell like lavender?" "Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Trials Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Have you got an onza ice cause i'll brake it with some tar, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 "you don't sweat much for a fat bird" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 (edited) sorry, what? EDIT: @jamie Edited May 6, 2013 by Skoze 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 "Would you like to see some puppies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Are you Jacobs? Cause you're a cracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 "are your parents retarded? cause I think you're really special" “Hey, I bet nobody’s ever picked you up like this before.” (Tosses condom onto table.) “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.” This one feel proud being able to use: "You are beautiful, tell me, do you have any Italian in you?" "No" "Would you like some?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Reynolds Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 "I'll bet you a drink I can kiss you without making physical contact" Kiss her, Then proceed to buy her a drink bloody good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 A classic as tried by my mate (absolutely ruined) to a girl stood with her other half "c'mon love, I've lowered my standards so you can lower yours!?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Genuine advice here, but this is the best technique I've found, very easy to master. Seems really painful, but usually saying "hello" in a mildly funny voice breaks the ice quite effectively. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 these worked in clubs in canada - Hey girls you look like you wanna do shots with british guys Those arnt real! 'yeah they are' no they're not 'yeah they are have a feel' no BS worked like 10 times in one club and screaming 'do you liek gravy' in the most northern accent at chicks got it started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 D'you lark gravy????? Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 I've got a knife and a penis. One is going in you. Your choice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfboy Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 "Does this handkerchief smell like lavender?" Does chloroform smell of lavender - I thought the line was: "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Does chloroform smell of lavender - I thought the line was: "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" I think you misunderstood my genius.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted May 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 There will be seven planets after I will destroy Uranus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Trials Posted May 12, 2013 Report Share Posted May 12, 2013 Wanna play fetch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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