BradJohnson Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Another pointless thread from me. Whats your most anal injuries that are bike related and how did you get them. Pictures too if possible? Mine: Shortening magura hose with the kitchen knife, slipped and caught my hand with the knife and needed stitches. Also bottled out of a gap to front, fell backwards and hit my head on the handlebars and also needed stitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 At first I was like, that's not an anus. Then I realised it's a picture of you, Brad. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradJohnson Posted February 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 At first I was like, that's not an anus. Then I realised it's a picture of you, Brad. The feelings mutual Dan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 At first I was like, that's not an anus. Then I realised it's a picture of you, Brad. I actually bruised my anus out in the snow the other week... I'm not supplying this topic with a photo though... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewEH1 Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 ? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 He said injury not pleasure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Haha, bumsex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradJohnson Posted February 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 (edited) Gone of topic in record breaking time! I kinda hoped it would end up off topic, EDIT: Deleted half the post before i get ripped. Edited February 13, 2013 by BradJohnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence--Trials Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Anal bike related injuries? You'd have to be loose to fit a bike up there jeeze.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewEH1 Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 (edited) Gone of topic in record breaking time! I kinda hoped it would end up off topic, but i didn't really want to talk about getting anally penetrated by sex toys. Well you did bring up anal in the thread title... Edited February 13, 2013 by AndrewEH1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 I really think we should stop talking about anal, butt f**k it... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Curve Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 The title seemed so wrong in my mind when reading it lol. Gonna leave this here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 I need to ride the indoor spot asap!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradJohnson Posted February 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 The title seemed so wrong in my mind when reading it lol. Gonna leave this here. The Scunny Indoor place The suspicions where correct, I now know who Mr Curve is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJI Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 I'm not entirely convinced you understand the non-asshole meaning of anal. Threads funny all the same though, haha. Where's the video of Ryan Leach bending his top-tube with his arse in mid-air? Awesome crash but I can't find it on YouTube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewEH1 Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 (edited) Where's the video of Ryan Leach bending his top-tube with his arse in mid-air? Awesome crash but I can't find it on YouTube. Did you try looking on RedTube? Edited February 13, 2013 by AndrewEH1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam T Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Onza Lime pads.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
showurcolours Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Firstly, Brad how did your bars manage that much damage? Secondly, how the hell did the guy in the video manage that? am I missing the jokes here or what haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 The suspicions where correct, I now know who Mr Curve is It's not too difficult... When I was learning many years ago my brake-kick-jump coordination was all out of cock, I managed to kick, jump then miss the brake and ave myself concussion on the corner of a rock, that weren't too nice.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 What is an Anal Bike? why does it inure you? why do you put it up there anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 The guy in the video is pughie, and he is prone to crashing. But he is a top lad, and has considerable bigger stones than anyone who rides with us lot. He just f**king goes for it, believing in is head it can be done. 80% of the time, he pulls it off. The other 20 usually ends up with claret being spilt. Miles better rider than that bloody Andeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Hello, I'm Anal and I nearly broke my tail bone after a chain snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezmtber Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 I have no anal injurys but plenty of gooch injurys. The frame always hits the gooch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamilyBiker Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 is it anal if i damaged my discus triangularis in my wrist so i cant fist no more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 I don't think 'anal' is quite the word you were looking for here, it makes no sense! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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