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Duncy H

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got an offer to Uni of Birmingham, my 1st choice!!!!!!!!

And I survived this month so far, 4 flights done, 2 to go..

Although I try to get a date with @dann2707 on Tuesday for a few pints but he does not seem to be interested :(:(

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or you'll end up as a couple.

And then tell everyone that's what you want, even though it isn't really. Any girl who says she's up for being a f'ck buddy has issues, and it's inevitable that they'll soon come out in the wash.

Still, there's a lot to be said for the benefits of coming out of a relationship...

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I think as long as I don't f**k her more than twice a week I'll stay commitment free. Also she's still hugely in love with her ex boyfriend who has a kid with his ex girlfriend and split up with her because his ex stopped him being his kids because of her (yeah, f**ked up huh?), so it's a pretty mutual company/sex agreement until something better comes along. She knows it and so do I.

It was pretty f**king awesome to go out to a party with a girl on my arm, have company all night and somebody to go back with but to still be able to neck all the other girls there and to be able to bin her off if something came along and vice versa. No pressure, no jealousy, no drama. First time I've taken somebody that I have this sort of relationship out with to anything, it was good.

Shit like this only works if you're both on the same hymn sheet, and as long as one person doesn't cross the line into having any form of feelings for the other person you can't lose out with a f**k buddy. I've got two or three girls that I know well, who will give me a go if they're not in a relationship. But it's always a vicious cycle for me with them, because I get on REALLY well with a couple of girls, but where I was so narrow minded about the whole Bethan thing I stopped talking to them and distanced myself from them because I didn't want her to ever think they might come between us or that I was keeping them along just incase or something. So now it's all a bit awkward because I've ignored them a fair few times over the last 4 months and now I want them they've all gone off and got boyfriends for the winter. And actually, I should have just done them anyway. They wouldn't shit on me.

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got an offer to Uni of Birmingham, my 1st choice!!!!!!!!

And I survived this month so far, 4 flights done, 2 to go..

Although I try to get a date with @dann2707 on Tuesday for a few pints but he does not seem to be interested :(:(

Hey buddy. I'm totally still up for some pints :) just woken up so haven't been able to text. Went put last night for rachels 21st x

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I've just sank the biggest and most satisfying food baby I've had in a long time.

I tried a challenge burger earlier today. Two HUGE inch thick burgers atop each other, bacon, pork and breaded chicken fillets.

Ate it all, felt extremely ill to the point I had to stop for 20 minutes on the way back home, resumed drive and still felt shit until 10 minutes ago.

Relieving isnt the word, Ive never felt so properly "full" in my life.

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That's impressive, me and my housemate tried to take on 'The Mega Beast' at Uplands Diner a few months back. Needless to say we didn't finish it, but I know the feeling you're on about- when the pressure of your stomach pressing against all your internal organs goes!

Mega beast: 10 Bacon, 5 eggs, 8 sausages, chips, 2 hash browns, bubble and squeak fried mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, 2 black pudding, 4 toast, 4 bread and butter, 4 fried bread and a burger.

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Can someone recap me on the whole Jardo thing please? Last I remember reading was he got a house, girlfriend came home from travelling, ???, f**k buddy.

Didn't feel the same, she lied to me, split up with her.

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Oddly I just opened the Happy Thread to share something hilarious.

So this girl from the weekend, I met her through work when she bought a car off somebody else.

The party I took her to at the weekend was a Fiat thing, she loves Fiat's and thinks they're amazing.

My sales controller came to the same party as me, and he knows what's going on. But nobody at work can really know about it.

About three weeks ago I offered a job to a mate of mine because we needed a trainee at work. He turned it down, but we are still looking.

Who can see where this is going?

My sales controller thinks that Hollie is f**king amazing, so this morning he told the sales manager to offer her the trainee job so I can teach her how to sell cars.

f**k sake.

She would be absolutely perfect for the job, literally perfect for it. But I'll have to knock this whole having sex with her thing on the head haha.

f**k my life.

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I've just sank the biggest and most satisfying food baby I've had in a long time.

I tried a challenge burger earlier today. Two HUGE inch thick burgers atop each other, bacon, pork and breaded chicken fillets.

Ate it all, felt extremely ill to the point I had to stop for 20 minutes on the way back home, resumed drive and still felt shit until 10 minutes ago.

Relieving isnt the word, Ive never felt so properly "full" in my life.

I ate this from that cafe at the top of castlefield industrial estate in bingley. All apart from 1 piece of toast and I piece of spam

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