JD™ Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Hey, people: Are you really acting surprised at Jardo's taste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Yeah, I have leopard print sofa's for f**k sake?! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 i ordered some shoes last week and i accidentally ordered kids shoes (i'm not retarded i just presumed size 12 was an adult size) i called route one and they've sorted me the grown up size ones with 40% off. get in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 they've sorted me the grown up size ones with 40% off. get in. Don't be fooled, they've sorted nothing, they just mean they sent you big boys ones with 40% of the size you were expecting missing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Considering their opinion on homosexuality that could be the way to win it. Could you imagine the look on an Islamic extremists face if you stuck your thumb up his bum?? my dad wondered into my room earlier and forced me to do just that Ah the joys of the multiquote function 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Spartacus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azarathal Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Want. You need to get it a full wardrobe Jardo, maybe even a gladiator outfit to match the name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I've already got him a hoodie. He is amazing, such a little terror but so affectionate with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 That is a f**king ugly creature! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 That is actually the ugliest f**king thing I've ever seen, that makes 80yr old hairy ball sacks seem cuddly, fair play for giving it a home as if I was it's mother I'd f**k it off! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I guess it's one way of making sure no one touches the pussy you like. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Bless him. Not everyone's cup of tea in the looks department, but nobody can not love a kitten. Even one that looks as evil as Spartacus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I love cats, I really do. That thing does not look like a cat. It looks terrifying. And not in a good way, not like a badass animal, I mean terrifying like you'd imagine someone would look if they survived being run over by a train. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I love cats, I really do. That thing does not look like a cat. It looks terrifying. And not in a good way, not like a badass animal, I mean terrifying like you'd imagine someone would look if they survived being run over by a train. *and left to rot away for two months then reanimated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 That isn't a cat it's a shaved lie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 The Pinky and the Brain song just started playing in my head 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Can I ask how much you paid? As f**king ugly as they are and as much as I hate them... I want one. You don't have to get rid of all the f**king annoying fur normal cats have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 You don't have to clean fur up, but you do need to bath them two or three times a month, wipe them down the with baby wipe every couple of days, keep the sharp of their claws trimmed incredibly short, wash their ears out weekly, wipe poo off their tails etc etc etc. They are a lot more upkeep than a normal cat because they don't clean themselves as such, their skin gives off an oil which cleans them, but also leaves yellow marks everywhere if you don't wash it off. So they basically rely on you to do all their grooming. A kitten from a reputable breeder, with TICA approved health checks, certificated purebred status and registration documents, both vaccinations, microchip, registration, no bollocks and all that will set you back between £1000 and £2000. Your mates girlfriends mum down the road who's had a litter of healthy kittens and has advertised them on Guntree/the local paper will be anywhere from £300-£700. They are a normal cat yes, but you can't buy one thinking it is going to be the same level of responsibility as a plain old cat. Nothing wrong with normal cats, they're awesome. But my parents have had Persian cats for the last 14 years, and one of these already seems like more upkeep and hassle. I've had to buy myself the specific food, the appropriate moisturiser, baby shampoo, baby wipes, an anti static mitten to get all the fluff and shit off the floor off it, special nail clippers, ear spray, a heat mat for its bed, more toys and cat paraphernalia than normal because it can't go outside, jumpers for it (which you have to have) blah blah blah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Tried a new route to work today which should have been less conjested. Mother of f**ks it was, set off 15 mins later than normal by accident and i've got to work 15 minutes earlier which is awesome! Bad news is that i'm kicking myself for not trying it sooner as I probably would have saved so much more money! f**k da traffic mannnnnnnn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Your mates girlfriends mum down the road who's had a litter of healthy kittens and has advertised them on Guntree/the local paper will be anywhere from £300-£700.I got my cat from the local cat sanctuary as an 8wk old kitten for free on the basis that I give a £30 donation to the upkeep of the sanctuary. And that cleans its own ass...... 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 I got my cat from the local cat sanctuary as an 8wk old kitten for free on the basis that I give a £30 donation to the upkeep of the sanctuary. And that cleans its own ass......F**king lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 I got my cat from the local cat sanctuary as an 8wk old kitten for free on the basis that I give a £30 donation to the upkeep of the sanctuary. And that cleans its own ass...... I would have lived a rescue kitten, but trying to find a Sphynx as a rescue is like trying to find a needle in a hay stack. I'm not sure that the self satisfaction of re-homing a rescue kitten would last as long as falling for exactly the breed you want as a kitten and having it with you for all it's life. I felt as though I SHOULD have got a rescue kitten and rehomed it, but also felt like I wouldn't be as into it as I will be Spartacus. It was a serious juggle between rehomimg or not though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 I don't think the emphasis was on rescuing, I think it was more the fact that he saved £970 and didn't end up with a high maintenance ball bag. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 I'm not saying you should have rehomed a kitten as like you say you wanted a specific rare breed, more the fact people who splash out a fortune on a normal cat to line someones pockets when they could save one in care need a slap.EDIT: Snaked 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 didn't end up with a high maintenance ball bag. Had to stop myself from laughing out loud in the office then, that is an incredible line hahahah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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