monkeyseemonkeydo Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 From Australia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 That's proper skills if she's done that from oz. Because wife material right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 You mean she's got an internet connection? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) Has wife material been downgraded to typing an address on the internet? Edit: Beaten to the cynicism Not like anyone's ever ordered me a pizza though... Edited November 21, 2014 by bikeperson45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Haha. It is a very nice thing to do, can't deny that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Oh god, you guys don't know do you :bow: I forget how few of you I actually have on the likes of Facebook. Yeah, last night I phoned her up and told her that I was going to marry her then I put my mums wedding ring in the post box across the road. No envelope or anything, just fired the f**ker in there as though it would magically get to Australia/her hand. I couldn't go out to get any food because I had to wait for the postman to come and explain to him what I'd done and retrieve my mums wedding ring from the post box. Which I have now successfully done. Having told her of my idiocy she ordered me a pizza I'm assuming out of sympathy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 You're a f**king liability. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 You're a f**king liability. You forget, I need people like you in my life to stop me doing stupid shit. This is why I haven't been out much since she left, I literally do not have a clue what I do when I'm drunk. I didn't have any consciousness at all of anything I did from yesterday at about lunch time until about 4 this morning. That's why I leave voice notes on my phone so I know the timings of what I've been up to. I'll put some on youtube and upload them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I imagine it's not sympathy, just concern that you won't have been successful at trying to feed yourself without a responsible adult around. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Gets ring back, eats it. Puts pizza in ring box. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I'LL KEEP IT SAFE IN MY BOWELS TILL YOU RETURN, MY ETERNAL LOVE. NEVER LEAVE. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 lols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 You forget, I need people like you in my life to stop me doing stupid shit. Come up north, and come out on the lash with myself, dan cox and Neil Robinson. Seeing those two clowns roll around on the floor like a pair of benders when they are pissed will stop you doing stupid shit out of pure embarrassment. Ps only kidding Coxey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Going to the bike shop to pick up my roadie tomorrow as it has been in to have the brake cables swapped to some compressionless outers (they were out of stock when I had the flat bars and stuff put on it) so hopefully the brakes will work on it now. Being a sensible chap I'm also having some mudguards fitted to keep my arse dry on the commuting job now the weather has turned shite, also considering some panniers so I can fill them full of work stuff and not have to squeeze it all in a rucksack or is that going a bit too far?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 And DJ Billy Bunter has just replied to a comment on FB, this shit makes me smile! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Mrs TB has gone to the pub, ahhhhhhhhhh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Not sure if i'm just being a dick now but how the f**k didn't he get what I was saying haha 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 It progresses 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 To be fair, he can't spell Xenon. I wouldn't expect too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 It progresses Just someone else who doesn't find you funny perhaps? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 The only thing worse than not cropping an image before posting it, is quoting it.FOOKIN 'ELL GUYS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Happy because shiny new 1/2" Torque Wrench. Was paying off my last set from Snap On and spotted it was on offer, down from £320.00 to £155.00. I don't want to get it out of the box and put oily prints on it haha, looks so good all shiny and new 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Try and bait someone else Matthew, it's wearing thin and making you look pathetic x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Haha Best. Reply. Ever. I'm happy because I just saw Skindred in a tiny venue near me, almost stone dead sober and on my own and I had a f*cking brilliant time. The lack of alcohol just heightened everything for me, really good night out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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