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Haha talking of being the opposite of big boy... Happy as I got some skinny joggers today whilst shopping, £6.99 from H&M boys section years 12-13. They are so f**king comfy and thick, looks pretty awesome too!

The equiv in Topman was £30+ Really happy :D

Ryan wears bigger trousers than you, and he's only 6

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Me and Tom have uploaded full noodz but sadly it's in SMC...

I think it's about time I was granted access to this place. I'm not quite senior enough that I have involuntary bowel movements, but I'm past 30 now and I make groaning noises when I get up from working on that car... does that count?

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I have wanted a French Bulldog for about 6 years. I've also recently done my ankle in, so I'm home bound and a bit bored and fed up. Mum's friend wants a new Fiat 500. A plan is formulating.

Yesterday I went out with my mum to one of her friends who has French Bulldogs and 4 pups who are about 5 weeks old. Just because I needed to get out of the house really.

Got chatting with her about them, explained that I really wanted one and had done for ages but I wouldn't be able to have one of hers because I won't be moving into my new house until April ish and her puppy's will be long gone by then and I couldn't justify spending £1800 on a puppy that my mum would have to put up with in her house until I move out again. Mums friend explained a load of things I already knew about how perfect they are for young people who want a dog but don't have a huge house or lengthy time commitments to walk and exercise them daily and that they are basically just like Persian cats by a bit bigger.

Then mum was like "well I don't mind, as long as you get him young enough so that he will live with the cats before you move out."

The woman who's breeding them has cats anyway, so they're already cat friendly.

As always happens when you play with puppies and kittens there's always one that you get attached to. There was this one little French Bulldog that was mental, he was all over the place and wouldn't leave me alone. Constantly sat on my feet until I picked him up, wrestling with all the other puppies and being a total lad, then he climbed up my body and fell asleep laid across my chest upright with his head on my shoulder. And stayed asleep on me like he was a baby as I walked around the house.

He was radical.

Kicked back for about half an hour whilst mum was talking to her, went to leave and mums friend said "I'll make sure he's looked after for you, he probably won't be vaccinated and house trained until after Christmas."

I said "If you need anybody to look after them for you any time just let me know."

She said, "Well why don't you come by next week and I will take you to one of my training classes and you can help make him obedient?"

I said "I would love to but I really can't afford him, and I just can't justify the extra responsibility for mum before I move out. I'll swap him for a friends and family discount voucher from Fiat, that's worth £1750?"

"I'll talk to my daughter." (She shares half the profit from breeding with her)

Anywho, home we went.

Mum got a text from her about two hours later. "Tell your son he can have the French pup he's been with all afternoon if he does me a good deal on a new car."

Just need to get the ok from the lovely lady! She really wanted a small dog before she went travelling, just hope I can convince her a French Bulldog is the way forward.

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The restrictions having a dog imposes on you are hard to deal with. Ive had my Airedale for a year now and it’s definitely changed me (for the worse).

Fancy going to meet some friends after work for a catch up? f**k no! The dog you left in the kitchen 6 hours ago needs out to do a shit! Sorry friends. Fancy going away for the weekend. Stick the dog in the kennels which will cost you a fortune ontop of your dirty weekend. Ooh, there’s a deal in Tesco on dog food. £5 for a bag that'll last a month. Ooops, no, she doesn’t like that food because it gives her the shits. Shits all over the place, wants out every 10 minutes to do more watery shits...Looks like its back on the £60 bags then. Ahh, the weekend, time to get out on the bike/track day/do whatever you f**king want day... Nope, its walk the f**king dog/look after the dog/ dog f**kity dog day.

I guess what im trying to say is...

Don’t get a f**king dog.

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The restrictions having a dog imposes on you are hard to deal with. Ive had my Airedale for a year now and its definitely changed me (for the worse).

Fancy going to meet some friends after work for a catch up? f**k no! The dog you left in the kitchen 6 hours ago needs out to do a shit! Sorry friends. Fancy going away for the weekend. Stick the dog in the kennels which will cost you a fortune ontop of your dirty weekend. Ooh, theres a deal in Tesco on dog food. £5 for a bag that'll last a month. Ooops, no, she doesnt like that food because it gives her the shits. Shits all over the place, wants out every 10 minutes to do more watery shits...Looks like its back on the £60 bags then. Ahh, the weekend, time to get out on the bike/track day/do whatever you f**king want day... Nope, its walk the f**king dog/look after the dog/ dog f**kity dog day.

I guess what im trying to say is...

Dont get a f**king dog.

This made me lol.

There are many reasonable and responsible ways around this, which I've already considered.

Scenario 1.

Get home from work, decide to stop by friends for a catch up.

Pick up the dog and take him with me. Dog can't come? Drop him off at my mums. Mum's not home? Girlfriend will be.

Scenario 2.

Fancy going away for the weekend?

Doesn't happen, I only get 4 Saturdays a year off. I tend to do things on week days, In which case my mum and sister are home to look after the pooch, just drop him round there. Or take him with me if possible?

Scenario 3.

Seeing some cheap dog food and buying it.

Wouldn't happen. Having had pedigree cats for 14 years I know how important a consistent diet is to pure breed animals. I currently pay an extortionate amount a week to feed my mum's Persian cats. So that'll be fine.

Scenario 4.

I want to do a track day.

Answers are the same as scenario 2, or f**k it I'll bring him with.

A dog is like a stepping stone to having children.

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Agree with what Ross has said! Having family / friends in place to take over will definitely help you.

Scenario 4.

I want to do a track day.

I'll bring him with.

No animals allowed on site - this has been a pain in the ass for me for years!

Dog flaps and a decent garden for the win...

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oh my god I am on youtube, also I will be on Belfast Telegraph!

This interview was made between 2 happy crying, barely could speak and they dared to ask me questions!

it is so good feeling to became famous(ish) because I worked hard :)

and yes, I got a few pounds on me, as in the past 3 month there was no trials or gym. but Ill go to the gym now, so in spring when my bike will be ready I can ride 100%:)

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