JD™ Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Yea, what about the other 51 weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Gin related coma. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalopS Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Youtube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) The van I had in work today has been a b*****d non stop. Came in with no drive, owner had bought clutch kit. ALL the bolts holding up the subframe spun/seized solid - More time to remove. Flywheel was f**ked, and as per the subframe, a b*****d to remove, some hamfisted b*****d that dropped in the engine (had a new'un) had had a right do at tightening them... no pattern left on the bolt head and f**king tight. Fitted flywheel, fitted clutch, fitted box etc.... filled the box with oil, and it pisses out near the nearside inner CV joint. Subframe, gearbox and all associated bollocks attached to it and the subframe has to come off again tomorrow to see if the clip that should be holding it in has fallen off inside the diff, and if thats whats caused it to have no drive, that or the lack of oil... All this after insisting I filled the box after draining it to find almost no oil and a fair bit of swarf to see if there was anything untoward/leaky, and being told it would be a waste of time. Not what I wanted to be doing on a Friday after we've been quieting down. Edited October 3, 2013 by Echo Lite 09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 The van I had in work today has been a b*****d non stop. Came in with no drive, owner had bought clutch kit. ALL the bolts holding up the subframe spun/seized solid - More time to remove. Flywheel was f**ked, and as per the subframe, a b*****d to remove, some hamfisted b*****d that dropped in the engine (had a new'un) had had a right do at tightening them... no pattern left on the bolt head and f**king tight. Fitted flywheel, fitted clutch, fitted box etc.... filled the box with oil, and it pisses out near the nearside inner CV joint. Subframe, gearbox and all associated bollocks attached to it and the subframe has to come off again tomorrow to see if the clip that should be holding it in has fallen off inside the diff, and if thats whats caused it to have no drive, that or the lack of oil... All this after insisting I filled the box after draining it to find almost no oil and a fair bit of swarf to see if there was anything untoward/leaky, and being told it would be a waste of time. Not what I wanted to be doing on a Friday after we've been quieting down. This is that character building bullshit bosses always go on about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Halfway through a kebab turd. Not my best moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Just come home and found our missus had left the kitchen worktops wet after she washed up this morning. Usually not a problem but on solid beech worktops I've got a 2ft section that's black between the joints and the staves have all risen against eachother. Fuuuuuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 our missusHow many people do you share her with? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 On hold for 10 minutes, woman finally answers phone to me, I pick phone up off desk and lose signal. Wank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Just come home and found our missus had left the kitchen worktops wet after she washed up this morning. Usually not a problem but on solid beech worktops I've got a 2ft section that's black between the joints and the staves have all risen against eachother. Fuuuuuming. A kitchen worktop that's not allowed to get wet?! Sounds silleh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 It can get wet, just not left puddled for the 8hours your at work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 More fun, just made a cup of coffee to have with some cake from home, carried my mug and the foil parcel of cake over to the desk and set them down then noticed something brown and sticky on my finger. In a split second I assumed it was icing from the well sealed up cake I'd just carried across and proceeded to lick it off, it wasn't.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 (edited) Haha. Serves you right for not washing your hands after crimping a bar off Edited October 4, 2013 by bing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 More fun, just made a cup of coffee to have with some cake from home, carried my mug and the foil parcel of cake over to the desk and set them down then noticed something brown and sticky on my finger. In a split second I assumed it was icing from the well sealed up cake I'd just carried across and proceeded to lick it off, it wasn't.... Hypothetically, would you prefer if it was your own, a fellow human beings, or an animals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 I'm used to animal, been covered in cowshit all day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Hahahaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Planet X Kniffen forks... Onlu just noticed the play on words! Only took me 5-6 years.... Ben 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 I had to read it a few times, I only just got it too! lol Clever! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamilyBiker Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 you were eating with´em since you could and didnt get this? i am the german guy and noticed it from the start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Probably because I've always referred to them as Planet X Knifens rather than Planet X Knifen Forks. You only notice the play on words if you use their full title... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Quiet you! (Familybiker) Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Bought iPhone as a birthday present for someone. Now I want iPhone, but Im too tight to replace my VERY battered, cracked smashed slow phone, just because it still works. Arguing with yourself sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 My day has just gone from great to shit and all thanks to 9.82 metres per second of acceleration. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 Sux. Is that a HTC one aswell? Mine's broke to shit but there's nothing you can do about it either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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