trialsiain Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Seeing an alright mate turn into a hipster "facebook famous" swaggot pisses me off. No longer wish to be associated with him other than to rip the shit out of him when I see his dumb and illwhitted attempts at fame online. take it thats the guy you just put pic up of on fb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 I managed to have a look at that fellow, and yes, that's a faggot alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 (edited) He's a right bellend. Needs to be severely slapped Edited May 28, 2013 by bing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmertrials Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 He's a right bellend. Needs to be shot Steady now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 He's a right bellend. Needs to be severely slapped Steady now The you go. Edited 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Picture should be posted here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 (edited) Douche springs to mind, if naming and shaming doesn't wield the ban hammer, I will provide Edited May 28, 2013 by bing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Looks like a bit of a twonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncy H Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Just had a sort of mini interview over the phone, must have sounded like a right twonk. Never cope well under pressure with interviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 image.jpg Douche springs to mind, if naming and shaming doesn't wield the ban hammer, I will provide Im proud of that quick picture edit, and the rest Ive done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 He used the term "inbox me". There's a place reserved in hell for people like that, Jeremy Kyle told me. You have an inbox! Messages go to your f**king inbox! You don't inbox somebody, you message somebody! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Also noticed this. What a hypocrite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Shit like that gets on my nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmertrials Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 To be fair Sam you do post the odd similar status. Cheeky boy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 To be fair Sam you do post the odd similar status. Cheeky boy. I like to have a laugh but I wouldnt start going about acting as if Im massively "popular". You norty sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Finished my book at work and haven't got anything else to read or watch. Gonna be a long 4hrs ahead of me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Try working Dave. I'm back on monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Superstar components are useless, ordered some hose and stainless fittings for my Saints and when they came the blister pack with the fittings in was cracked and missing 2 M8 fittings and an olive. I emailed them and got a reply the following morning apologising and saying they'd send the missing parts out, got an email invoice stating the correct parts and the next day I had another delivery from Superstar. Opened it up and read the invoice which said No.2 hose fittings kit, tipped out the packet and inside was a black aluminium banjo fitting?! How the f**k on gods green earth can you manage to cock something as simple as that up! Sent them another email saying they'd got it wrong and I've not heard back from them, useless wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Grumble. Supermarket work is dicks. I regularly am made to collect trolleys. This task annoys me for a few reasons. I want to build some muscle, but in order to do this effectively you need to be in calorie surplus, and particularly a whole 5 hour shift of trolley retrieval burns a f**kload of calories that I'm not paid enough to replace. It's annoying when people say 'it's good exercise!' when they're much fatter than me, also. There are a few other people capable of doing this task, and usually on a Saturday it's one of them (there's a guy who's been doing it for 60 years, what a joke!) but on an evening time when I work, it's at best between me, this supervisor dude who is kinda needed to supervise, this f**ker who's got a lying doctors's note to get out of it because of a back injury that doesn't stop him going to the gym, who also sometimes smiles smugly if he's passing on the order to go out and do it, and this girl-pants who can't push more than 6 trolleys because he's a girl-pants. There's a rule that says you can't push more than 10 but that's a god damn waste of time. This dude never exceeds this limit, so he's slow as hell. Because I don't give a shit about this rule and I want to push these pieces of shit back as fast and in as few runs as possible I end up doing it a lot faster than other people so I kinda get why it's usually me, but that doesn't stop it from draining my spirits. Let's also not forget the customers who try and snake you to save a precious few seconds. Trolleys obey the camber of the car park so whatever space is there one second will be gone the next, and it's their car that gets ruined. And the taxi and van drivers that park in front of the shop so you can't get past, and the people stood around where you collect the trolleys from getting in the way so you can't crack on and do your job. And the people who attach the wrong trolleys to each other because they're lazy cnuts which causes growing amounts of faggotry if left unattended. Oh, and today I got sunburnt from doing it. It's sort of true that it's nice to be outside (avoiding adding bad weather to this list), better perhaps than being inside on a till, but when you're inside you can talk to people and sometimes have a nice time, whereas when you're outside you're only faced with things that people do that piss you off. It's difficult not to get roped in with negative feelings when doing this task. Well, shit, I wrote an essay about how I hate pushing trolleys. Don't suggest talking to supervisors about it, I've made jokes about disliking it, I've clearly expressed my dislike, I've offered suggestions of using other people, but to no avail. I looked at transfers to a couple of other stores too, no luck. Looks like I'm snookered! TL;DR - give me a trolley and I'll ram it up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Can't believe I just read all of that shit...You wanna build muscle? Carry them doing shoulder presses and curls as you travel across the car park. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 I hate my job.I want to build muscle Makes it a bit easier to read now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Building muscle is working slowly. Can't wait to finish this course and earn some real money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 I had to this a bit last week and ended up walking around the car park getting angry with people. Things I hate are when people shove a trolley at you and act like it's a big favor to you, and then people that leave their lists and free magazine crap in the cart. Glad it was just the one day I had to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 You caved and did it when they asked, you're now on a slippery slope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 I like the bit where you say the rule about pushing 10 trolleys is silly, and then that customers should take into account that the trolleys follow the camber. Maybe if you used those big muscles and only pushed 10 you'd be able to control them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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