MadManMike Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Hermes took a week to even collect the parcel I was expecting, I ordered it last Monday and they delivered it today. Well played, Herpes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Hermes took a week to even collect the parcel I was expecting, I ordered it last Monday and they delivered it today. Well played, Herpes. See, f**king pricks the lot of them. It's a conspiracy I tell you, a f**king conspiracy. Maybe the parcels aren't actually real? I mean, schrodingers cat and all that shit. I haven't seen the parcels? How do I know they even exist? Their particles just might not have aligned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 See, f**king pricks the lot of them. It's a conspiracy I tell you, a f**king conspiracy. Maybe the parcels aren't actually real? I mean, schrodingers cat and all that shit. I haven't seen the parcels? How do I know they even exist? Their particles just might not have aligned. Hermes once dropped a 42" LED tv out the back of the truck, and delivered it to my house anyway.. Before leaving extremely quickly whilst I told him to wait while I opened it as I suspected it was damaged. But they very kindly collected my parcel 8 DAYS LATER, and returned it free of charge. Swings and roundabouts eh?! Staying vaguely on topic: If a TV falls off a truck, and the customer doesn't see.. did the tv really fall of the truck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Hopefully his wife will follow the instructions that are written on my cock when I post it through her letterbox, the instructions that say 'kill your useless f**king husband.' Bearing in mind the dimensions you're working with, I'd imagine that actually she'd probably end up looking at your dick and thinking "Why has someone just pushed their dick through our letterbox with the molecular formula for potassium iodide written on it?" 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigjames Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Thought it was a widely known fact that Hermes are generally f**king useless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 To be fair if I'm ordering tampons online I'm not going tell everyone I'm ordering tampons online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 If nobody is there to see you ordering tampons online, do you really order tampons online? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.KYDD Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 How high up the wall was the sink out of interest? Pretty standard sink height I guess. High enough he couldn't just squat over it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Had to mount the counter and tricep dip for access 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 That's the level of information I was looking for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Hermes took a week to even collect the parcel I was expecting, I ordered it last Monday and they delivered it today. Well played, Herpes. Hermes once dropped a 42" LED tv out the back of the truck, and delivered it to my house anyway.. Before leaving extremely quickly whilst I told him to wait while I opened it as I suspected it was damaged. But they very kindly collected my parcel 8 DAYS LATER, and returned it free of charge. Swings and roundabouts eh?! Staying vaguely on topic: If a TV falls off a truck, and the customer doesn't see.. did the tv really fall of the truck? Was driving through Stockport on Tuesday morning and spotted some lads loading up a Hermes wagon. Pretty much consisted of one guy passing boxes/parcels up to another guy on the tailgate who then turned and launched said items right down to the far end (I'm talking artic not delivery van!). Anything I send Hermes now is gonna have to be unbreakable goods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 So the f**king delivery fanny strikes again. Told my mum that today when he came she was to decline the delivery because Hermes hadn't delivered on time and that I wouldn't take delivery until I was refunded because frankly, they missed the deadline and the contents are of no use to me now because I paid a premium for them to get them faster, and I could buy the items for a third of the price elsewhere if I was prepared to wait a week. Which I now am. Delivery man knocks on the door, mum rings me to say she's told him we won't accept delivery because the parcel is late and that we were in the process of claiming a refund from Hermes. Apparently delivery driver got all shitty with my mum...Not a good idea, she's f**king mental. Delivery driver told my mum he did try to deliver it last night at 5:45 and nobody was in, she asked him if he was sure and he said 'I wouldn't have ticked the undeliverable box on my tablet otherwise.' So she told him exactly how it was, f**k off and slammed the door in his face. He then opened the letter box with his hands and said 'I'll just leave it on the doorstep then.' Mum shouted 'do what you want, but I'm not signing for it and it's a recorded delivery that requires signature. If you can lie about delivering it then I'll lie about receiving delivery of it, see how it looks when you're in a disciplinary for that one.' Twenty minutes later a missed delivery card posted through the door 'Signed for at number 18 and waiting for you, have a nice day.' Well played you resourceful thunder f**ker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 You can still sign for/accept a parcel and be refunded for it not being delivered on the day it was supposed to be done, although that comes down to how good your seller is. As a matter of principle at TartyBikes if the delivery got f**ked up due to couriers we'd refund the delivery then try and get the money back from the courier. That very rarely happened because it essentially comes down to your word against the driver, and courier companies deliberately make claiming as hard as possible, but taking that kind of hit is what good customer service is about. He must have loved putting that note through the door... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Thinking of how chuffed he'd have been made me happy, I'd even say I'm starting to like this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 "Your session has expired." f**k you, RyanAir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 Airline websites... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete.M Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 What the heck have I done. A laptop ran out of battery whilst updating windows, now the OS is unstable and I can't shut it down normally. I've been trying and failing miserably to create a bootable USB drive using a different computer so I can re-install windows on the laptop. Now this other computer cannot shut down either. Absolutely no idea what's going on, and this is pretty much the worst possible time for this to be happening. This probably won't help anyone else, but it seems that Avast anti-virus was causing all my problems! Uninstalled it and now I can shut down fine. Phew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 sold some stuff on ebay, it has all been thrown out feel like a right dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 came off the roady on some ice this morning, i've ruined my bib shorts and my leg is f**king killing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 N'awwwwwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 £3.50 to my name for the remainder of this week and next week Suppose all I owed out is paid for now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzatpro09 Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 (edited) What is it with people reading and not replying to messages? I'm not angry as such, just a smidgen irritated It especially annoys me when the one who does it is the conversation initiator! You have two options: 1) Read and reply 2) Don't even read it so I don't get the notification telling me that you read what I had to say, but didn't have the energy or time to prod your screen a few times to send a reply. I'm not expecting a novel, just an answer. It's not hard at all. Edited December 9, 2014 by onzatpro09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Got a dominos tonight, decided to go for the 'double decadence' base, this was the worst idea in the world. Although costing an extra £2.50 it is absolutely terrible, and like having sickly Philadelphia between two crepes. :'( I should have stuck to what I know, the cheese and bacon crust.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Absolutely nothing to worry about, at the very least you tried something out of your comfort-zone. Just try and learn from this experience and move on. Sometimes these risks pay off and sometimes they don't, I'm not going to pretend it went well this time but as long as you pick yourself up afterwards you'll be fine If you get down about it though feel free to shoot me a pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE PIZZA DISASTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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