*gentlydoesit Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Disabled toilets are unisex, Ladies toilets are not. [ the only way to know the differnce between the two is the sign on the door, which the disabled also has. So if only ladies can use the ladies and only gents can use the gents... ] Obviously I'll use standard toilets where possible, but if I'm really needing to piss or take a crap I don't see how that's much different from anyone of any ability desperately needing to take a piss or a crap [ if they were desperate, I'd think by the time some physically disabled people actually mount the throne they'd be well and truly touching cloth, where an able bodied person can hop on with ease ] so I'll use a disabled toilet if that's the option given to me. [ as would I, and do. but I'd know Im being ignorant while I do so ] Not being contentious, just IMO *wrote this earlier. Late in now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 My point was that shitting yourself is highly unpleasant no matter your ability, just because I'm able bodied doesn't mean I should stand there and void myself if there's a perfectly good toilet in the disabled one.Obviously, but the difference is that if you let it get that close without going to a normal toilet then you're a f**king moron, unless you're ill, but no-one has so far mentioned being ill. If you've got chrons, you've often got less than a minute before it comes out whether you like it or not.To clear up the point I've actually tried to make again: Unless there is something wrong with you (you're in a wheelchair, has some sort of horrid disease or if you're just plain ill), then in my opinion the disabled toilet is not for you. If you disagree then by all means go ahead, just be aware you might one day be that guy who causes someone who is disabled to shit themselves while waiting for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 This thread is shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 This thread is shit. I've always maintained that the Happy and Angry threads are shit. This one is like a metaphorical comfort blanket. Typing angry woes into this thread won't make them go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 My comment was a joke, referring to the recent toilet discussions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Muel are you manstruating? You're a right miserable b*****d recently. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Muel are you manstruating? You're a right miserable b*****d recently. This. I couldn't give a shit where people piss. You'd have to be a right turd to use the disabled loo if there's a 'normal' one available, but I don't think anyone has said they would so it doesn't faecal matter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 What about petrol stations when there's only a disabled toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Then you must shit yourself. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 I think it is not bad, just wrong. It is not bad, as you just pop in and out, change your shirts and that is it. It is wrong, because that toilet specially made for people who cannot walk, or have any kind of disability, then you go in and use it as a totally able person So you are not expelled or prohibited from the disabled toilets, and if no disabled person needs to use the toilet, it is not bad to use it, but just morally wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 I shat in a urinal on Sunday. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.KYDD Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Monsieur Rainbird once shat in a Bridgwater nightclub sink..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigjames Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Monsieur Rainbird once shat in a Bridgwater nightclub sink..... Best birthday night out I've had! Turning around to see this will never leave me.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.KYDD Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) It was utterly incredible Edited December 4, 2014 by J.KYDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Thats about all Bridgwater deserves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete.M Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 What the heck have I done. A laptop ran out of battery whilst updating windows, now the OS is unstable and I can't shut it down normally. I've been trying and failing miserably to create a bootable USB drive using a different computer so I can re-install windows on the laptop. Now this other computer cannot shut down either. Absolutely no idea what's going on, and this is pretty much the worst possible time for this to be happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Monsieur Rainbird once shat in a Bridgwater nightclub sink..... How high up the wall was the sink out of interest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 What the heck have I done. A laptop ran out of battery whilst updating windows, now the OS is unstable and I can't shut it down normally. I've been trying and failing miserably to create a bootable USB drive using a different computer so I can re-install windows on the laptop. Now this other computer cannot shut down either. Absolutely no idea what's going on, and this is pretty much the worst possible time for this to be happening. well, then it is a lesson of a lifetime and you are on the right track with the USB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Muel are you manstruating? You're a right miserable b*****d recently.Not sure, seem to be waaayyyyy more angry than usual so I'm probably expressing it more where I'd normally bite my tongue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) Just sneezed and felt a fair lumpy chunk fly out out of my mouth, I didn't cover my mouth in time as it was a surprise sneeze. I'm not sure where the part of me has gone but it's somewhere, i'm just going to go to bed and pretend it didn't happen. Not really angry, more like disappointed in myself thread Edited December 4, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Monsieur Rainbird once shat in a Bridgwater nightclub sink..... Er, yeah. Once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) Cunting f**king courier dick bags, they can go f**k themselves in a bath of their families rotting f**king corpses. It's not a hard f**king job, you read a label, you drive to the address on the label and you give the parcel to whatever fanny answers the f**king door. I ordered 24 polaroid cartridges, a tripod and a large SD card from a seller on eBay who was 60 miles away. I really needed them quickly, after my local camera shop had not ordered the bits I wanted and had arranged to collect on Thursday morning and called me on Wednesday morning to say they hadn't arrived with their orders, I was resorted to paying a fortune for an over night courier through Hermes (the seller had a contract with them) and buying the items on eBay. The seller on eBay was great, processing the order straight away. See the below quotation of my email complaint. I am hugely unimpressed to find that my parcel (INSERT NUMBER HERE) has been 'out for delivery' with the courier today, I waited in all day for my parcel because of this. I used your web chat and was told that the courier had been contacted and that it would be delivered today before 6PM as per the terms of the service I had purchased. It was incredibly important that I got the parcel today for tomorrow as I need it's contents for an event which I planned months ago, which is why I paid for your 24 hour priority service. The courier has now selected 'courier to reattempt' on my tracking information, when he never attempted to deliver it in the first place. I will be considering having a member of my family staying at home tomorrow for the courier to 'reattempt' delivery again, unfortunately I will not be there myself to tell the courier exactly what I think of their incredibly poor service. Or I might not. I know that Hermes operate on a basis where the parcels are stored by 'couriers' locally who are tasked with delivering them and are accountable for their safe and timely delivery. This courier however has not ensured that, and given the time that they have marked 'reattempt delivery' they're clearly just not bothering with my parcel because they wanted to get home early. Why else would he 'attempt delivery at 17:50' when his working hours are until 6PM? I can confirm with full certainty that the courier did not attempt to deliver the parcel at the time he stated because I have been tracking it all day, and when the tracker said I was his next delivery I waited in my hallway until the time of writing this email to complain and watched the live tracker until it was updated as 'unable to deliver at address as signature required. reattempt delivery.' I'm incredibly unimpressed, to the point that I am more tempted to not accept delivery of the parcel so that the courier has to 'attempt' to redeliver my parcel multiple times so that they can feel the same inconvenience that I've had to by their poor service. Delivering parcels is not a hard job, and given the £24 that you charged me to deliver a parcel which is smaller than 20x10CM and weighs less than 1KG I would also expect that given the huge premium you charged me the courier is being well paid to at least attempt to deliver my incredibly important delivery. For the inconvenience and cost of it, I'd actually have preferred to have driven myself to collect the item from the retailer if I'd have known your employee's were not competent enough to deliver the parcels. My contact email is INSERT EMAIL I expect to see a timely response and explanation as to why you are employing a courier who is unable, or unwilling to do their job to a satisfactory level and what you are proposing to do to make the situation correct, full reimbursement for the services I contracted you to do would be a good start. Thank you for taking the time to digest my complaint, I hope you can understand that my frustration is most obviously not with yourself and entirely with the contracted courier under Hermes employment and I am incredibly sorry to be contacting you and asking you to deal with another employee's actions. Edited December 4, 2014 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 I hope to f**king god they are delivering your tampons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Enjoy your box of smashed up plastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) I'll find the courier and kill his kids. If they are unable of doing a simple job like delivering a parcel they have no place on earth. I hope to f**king god they are delivering your tampons. Just like the stupid f**king courier, if you'd bothered to read what was written you'd already know what they're delivering. And it's not f**king tampons. I mean really, how f**king shit as a person do you have to be to actually lie about attempting to do your job? I hope it isn't his job for much longer, I hope he gets f**king fired for it, and his wife and kids have to suffer in the winter with no f**king heating because he can't pay the bills, then I hope he does the world a favour and f**king hangs himself. How do I know it's a man not a woman? Because women are able to follow instructions. Hopefully his wife will follow the instructions that are written on my cock when I post it through her letterbox, the instructions that say 'kill your useless f**king husband.' Edited December 4, 2014 by Pashley26 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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