J.KYDD Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 What's up Dave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 f**k her right in the pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Pretty sure after adjustment our kids would be better off without their parents shouting and arguing all the time. Not convinced! Don't stay together just for the kids but surely there's still something there to work on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 okay that is it. I must take a brake. After 3 month straight learning it got the toll on me. I was joking that one more week of straight studying and I would gone crazy but it is no joke now Just started the project again from the beginning, but I feel like I must take a 2 week brake with partying, meeting new people, otherwise I will go crazy with 0 social life I just need to start it somehow. I am waiting 2 weeks now until there will be a decision if I can go to the international competition, as my points are not that good as expected... so it will be interesting Going after being the best flat out can be fun and rewarding, but it is not healthy for long term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) Why don't you "pick up the shovel" and jump off a bridge? For full enlightenment of cause. Just a thought. I lol'ed hard Jardo bridges aren't real. They are just a figment of our imaginations, how are we supposed to jump off of something if it not real? DURRRRRRRRRRR Pleas do explain to me what you believe is real ? Nothing that you precieve to be solid is solid at all Its a mad dance of atoms and particles that constantly move or vibarte at a rate that most eyes cannot see. The only ''thing'' that is real are universal ''rules'' we have to abide by are natural laws- gravity and such...Everything else is up for speculation You were right dan bridges are not real Edited November 20, 2014 by Dave Anscombe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Pleas do explain to me what you believe is real ? My reality is real His reality is real ( with those pretty tinder girls.. I should make a facebook account I guesS) Your reality is real oh crap, whose reality do we really care about? It is simple enough, our own one. The only ''thing'' that is real are universal ''rules'' we have to abide by are natural laws- gravity and such...Everything else is up for speculation Do parallel universities exist? is it possible to measure an atom without modifying it? What happens inside a black hole? Does the universe expand, and if yes what into? universal rules ARE up for speculations. if you want to change this, then stop talking about nothing, and become a scientist. dude, I get you where you are coming from and where do you go, but please, stop trying to shovel it down through our throat, and if you are getting challenged, please accept it and provide arguments against them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 f**king women, got a strong feeling that I'll be single again before next Summer and the more I contemplate it the more appealing it seems. Pretty sure after adjustment our kids would be better off without their parents shouting and arguing all the time. This is exactly why Ryan's mum and me broke up. That and the fact she f**ked another bloke behind my back and had been doing for ages. It's not done Ryan any harm, better off whilst they are young enough not to know any other way rather than being a bit older and have turmoil like I did when my mam and dad broke up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 That's balls Dave, chat to the TF massive. In me news, I just got a letter from Southern Water demanding £260 with no explanation of what for. Err, ok... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 All that delicious water. Keep managing to glaze my pads on my brakes. I don't really get why it's happening, but it completely ruins them and makes going to edges pretty sketchy. Hopefully some different pads will do the trick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 dude, I get you where you are coming from Well at least that makes one. Everyone else knows Dave just talks complete shite the whole time. Baa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Well at least that makes one. Everyone else knows Dave just talks complete shite the whole time. Baa. the problem is that he tries to involve science, then talk about science how he should not. science is more about cold facts and endless research and testing, rather than talking about them on the surface same with electronics. Everyone is like "woah internet I can connect" and I am here trying to understand why do people are wondering about few HTML codes and IP protocols it is basically like I would start to talk about relationship with the earth and start to introduce social skills yes, I heard about the basics, but goddamn, I suck at social life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) My reality is real His reality is real ( with those pretty tinder girls.. I should make a facebook account I guesS) Your reality is real oh crap, whose reality do we really care about? It is simple enough, our own one. Do parallel universities exist? is it possible to measure an atom without modifying it? What happens inside a black hole? Does the universe expand, and if yes what into? universal rules ARE up for speculations. if you want to change this, then stop talking about nothing, and become a scientist. dude, I get you where you are coming from and where do you go, but please, stop trying to shovel it down through our throat, and if you are getting challenged, please accept it and provide arguments against them. The reality we all precieve to be real has already been proven to be an illusion / a hologram -But i have not needed anyone elses proof of this -So no reality is really as solid or as real as people think . Do paralels exist -Yes they do-But again thats pointless me telling anyone that .It cant be believed untill you experiance it and often enough people want proof (but how does one prove such a phenomena ? Universal rules are a constant -like jardo said if you jump off a bridge you will fall -The universal laws govern all . Im not talking about nothing Words are on the screen so its something is it not......But then again everything is mostly nothing is it not ? Scientist ......what about alchemist Thats a better fitting term for me Well at least that makes one. Everyone else knows Dave just talks complete shite the whole time. Baa. You mean the forum which consists of alot ofSleeping people...I make you right Wtf do you know....your not exactly capable of retrospection or self inquiry----you cant contemplate whats actualy real - you along with most people believe them selves to be their mind their body their name -Job and so on You aint even got a clue who you are Edited November 20, 2014 by Dave Anscombe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I lol'ed hard Pleas do explain to me what you believe is real ? Nothing that you precieve to be solid is solid at all Its a mad dance of atoms and particles that constantly move or vibarte at a rate that most eyes cannot see. The only ''thing'' that is real are universal ''rules'' we have to abide by are natural laws- gravity and such...Everything else is up for speculation You were right dan bridges are not real Roses are red, violets are blue, Dave's a cu*t and tramps have no shoes. I'm absolutely f**king shit faced and my sentenced STILL make more sense than yours. Bridges ARE real. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 f**k of jardo Roses are red, violets are blue, Dave's a cu*t and tramps have no shoes. I'm absolutely f**king shit faced and my sentenced STILL make more sense than yours. Bridges ARE real. When they consist of most empty space -Sure man sure.....your senses tell you its real because the atoms in your body and the atoms in the bridge collide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) If you are looking for f**k of Jardo, it's in your mum's liver. Because that's how deep my penis goes. My senses tell me that a body called Dave had parents who didn't love them. That's the most boring name ever, they might as well have called you block. PS, I'm actually your father. Edited November 21, 2014 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 would love to say its been a pleasure and it has in a way -None of you will ever forget anscombe My senses tell me that a body called Dave had parents who didn't love them. That's the most boring name ever, they might as well have called you block. My consciousness tells me your misses is jumping on australian cock If only people knew who i really was <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Do paralels exist -Yes they do-But again thats pointless me telling anyone that .It cant be believed untill you experiance it and often enough people want proof (but how does one prove such a phenomena ? Maybe ask all those quantum physicists who have been proposing various theories about parallel universes/many-world theories since the early 1900's? I get that that's not quite the same as just spouting some pseudo-spiritual shit though, so no biggie. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) I will, I'll probably forget about you right I til that pic that I see you on crime watch being hunted because you've molested a child. I know my missus isn't having sex with massive Australian cock right now, because unlike your parents who don't love you, she just Facetime'd me to make sure I had a good time tonight and to tell me she loved me. You in the other hand will probably have a wank into a sock and go to sleep. Or will you have a wank? Maybe your atoms will collide with the bullshit that comes out of your mouth and you'll exlode in a ball of fire from all the friction. I can't wait to see if you last the night. *edit edit. Also by your logic she wouldn't be jumping, she'd be hand standing. Because of her atoms she would be walking in the ceiling. Maybe ask all those quantum physicists who have been proposing various theories about parallel universes/many-world theories since the early 1900's? I get that that's not quite the same as just spouting some pseudo-spiritual shit though, so no biggie. Marry me. I'll be your OnzaBoy. It's legal now, and we're only atoms after all. Edited November 21, 2014 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Maybe ask all those quantum physicists who have been proposing various theories about parallel universes/many-world theories since the early 1900's? I get that that's not quite the same as just spouting some pseudo-spiritual shit though, so no biggie. Ive not mentioned any thing to do with spirituality at all.so dont put words in my mouth mark...... de ja vu------that happens at least 10 times a day for me .And gets me out of sticky situations .i cant explain it but have proven it to my mates....it scares them (its helarious) 6 people whom im close with have all experianced very strange and unusual things in my presence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 think I'm experiencing some now 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Ive not mentioned any thing to do with spirituality at all.so dont put words in my mouth mark...... de ja vu------that happens at least 10 times a day for me .And gets me out of sticky situations .i cant explain it but have proven it to my mates....it scares them (its helarious) 6 people whom im close with have all experianced very strange and unusual things in my presence I think that actually 100% of people in your presence have experienced very strange and unusual things. Get the hints...you're the "thing." Ive not mentioned any thing to do with spirituality at all.so dont put words in my mouth mark...... de ja vu------that happens at least 10 times a day for me .And gets me out of sticky situations .i cant explain it but have proven it to my mates....it scares them (its helarious) 6 people whom im close with have all experianced very strange and unusual things in my presence I think that actually 100% of people in your presence have experienced very strange and unusual things. Get the hints...you're the "thing." think I'm experiencing some now Meows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I didn't mention spirituality, I mentioned pseudo-spirituality. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I will, I'll probably forget about you right I til that pic that I see you on crime watch being hunted because you've molested a child. I know my missus isn't having sex with massive Australian cock right now, because unlike your parents who don't love you, she just Facetime'd me to make sure I had a good time tonight and to tell me she loved me. You in the other hand will probably have a wank into a sock and go to sleep. Or will you have a wank? Maybe your atoms will collide with the bullshit that comes out of your mouth and you'll exlode in a ball of fire from all the friction. I can't wait to see if you last the night. *edit edit. Also by your logic she wouldn't be jumping, she'd be hand standing. Because of her atoms she would be walking in the ceiling. Marry me. I'll be your OnzaBoy. It's legal now, and we're only atoms after all. Lets just say im bound to have the last laugh -I always do I will, I'll probably forget about you right I til that pic that I see you on crime watch being hunted because you've molested a child. I know my missus isn't having sex with massive Australian cock right now, because unlike your parents who don't love you, she just Facetime'd me to make sure I had a good time tonight and to tell me she loved me. You in the other hand will probably have a wank into a sock and go to sleep. Or will you have a wank? Maybe your atoms will collide with the bullshit that comes out of your mouth and you'll exlode in a ball of fire from all the friction. I can't wait to see if you last the night. *edit edit. Also by your logic she wouldn't be jumping, she'd be hand standing. Because of her atoms she would be walking in the ceiling. Marry me. I'll be your OnzaBoy. It's legal now, and we're only atoms after all. Im so glad people like you wont make it <3 think I'm experiencing some now I didn't mention spirituality, I mentioned pseudo-spirituality. Errrrrm :bow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 The "pseudo" part is the key there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Are you actually Jaden Smith? http://deadstate.org/here-are-21-of-jaden-smiths-dumbest-tweets/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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