Muel Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Going camping this afternoon until Sunday, 150 mile ride on my motorbike with my girlfriend on the back which would be great, apart from the multiple weather warnings and the fact that the M56 is currently standing still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 You'll just have to be a Motorbike Cunt™ and weave through the traffic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 You'll just have to be a Motorbike Cunt™ and weave through the traffic! Hopefully won't have to encounter to many Driving Cunts™ who don't leave enough of a gap for a bike to get through so they can make way through traffic. What with that being the only pro I can think of to riding a motorbike legally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 You'll just have to be a Motorbike Cunt™ and weave through the traffic! Said by a true jealous Cunt™ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Talking of cunts, got to see a plethora of them on a 10 mile drive from central Leicester to hotel last night after a ride. Got to see the aftermath of an old man who had been seemingly verbally abusing two Indian women - as well as some classic old man stick waving at them - and then got cut up in an identical way by two people, literally one after the other. Two lane slip road which was coming off a roundabout and going down to join a dual carriageway. Further down the sliproad it merged into one lane. On the corner exiting the roundabout onto the slip road, I was in the left hand lane which suddenly became not-quite-so-much-of-a-lane as Volvo Cunt (who'd been driving like a dickbag for the past mile or so) cut the corner, narrowly missing my front end as I had to brake fairly hard to avoid contact. No sooner had that happened and I started accelerating again Golf Cunt decided that it was merging time (still way away from the actual merging point) and did so by cutting right across my front end again. All in all, Go Leicester! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 JD I'll play the cowbells or triangle for you if you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I just managed to steal an hour. Being as I played guitar for years, it's still appalling. Worse than that is the drums. Oh dear. Why did she decide this would be a good idea? Scratch that, I know the answer. I won't cost anything. Grrrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 My offer still stands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I'll pack my bass and learn something long-distance if you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I can bring my bass too so we could have some kind of dramatic show-down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 All offers considered. Have I invited any TF drummers yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Seeing all the Facebook pictures of Tic and another mate thats out at whistler is really depressing, I've too many ties to just drop and go do something like that. Suppose there's a good side to that too but I wish I was abit more get up and go about stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Seeing all the Facebook pictures of Tic and another mate thats out at whistler is really depressing, I've too many ties to just drop and go do something like that. Suppose there's a good side to that too but I wish I was abit more get up and go about stuff. Cheer up, and happy birthday you misrable b*****d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 More f**king earbud problems. Got one stuck in the 3.5mm jack port in my phone. FML 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 pricks out but my headphone jack still doesn't work = no music, no calls without using loudspeaker. f**king shit. Phones only 8 months old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 All offers considered. Have I invited any TF drummers yet? Andee is a drummer from what I hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Andeeeeeeeee can do one. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 I played drums 3 years ago In fact I have a merit in btec performing arts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Andeeeeeeeee can do one. Knewwwwww you'd say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) Lost postbox key. Hand too fat to fit in the gap to get letters. Use chopsticks to pick out letters. First tried using an old toothbrush (first stick-like thing I came across) but dropped that in too. Now there's an old toothbrush in my postbox, too far down to reach with my chopsticks. Edited August 9, 2014 by weirdoku 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 (edited) f**king shit friends. Got caught up in going out with them yesterday through the day by accident, literally just ended up sitting in a car wondering where they could spend the night smoking weed. So we went back to a friends house and when I said I was going home I got the Spanish f**king inquisition, asking why and stuff rather than stopping the night. f**king 22 and they're driving about aimlessly wondering when to "pick up" drugs, expected when you're 17. And I wanted to walk to my car but they insisted on dropping me off, whilst high, driver nearly crashed. f**king gash. Love my uni and biking mates, not them. Love going out on nights out with them, however now it's turned into them walking around in clubs asking for drugs. Didn't used to be like that. It's like it's slowly escalated from doing it once a month, to twice a month, to once a week, to pretty much they can't even do a social activity without getting baked before. Rant over. Edited August 10, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 You'll just have to be a Motorbike Cunt and weave through the traffic!Yep, did lots of that. At least 30 miles of it in fact.If there is a gap, I will go through the gap in order to ease congestion and get home faster, thus running my 70mpg engine for less time and leaving the ice caps solid. Got soaked on the way back in the rain which was nice. Also spent about an hour on the M56 shouting at people for doing 65mph in the outside lane and not moving out the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 Borrowed my girlfriend's 250mm telephoto lens, just got out the car and threw it on the ground. f**k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 My dad's not a phoneeeeee, durrrrr!Borrowed my girlfriend's 250mm telephoto lens, just got out the car and threw it on the ground. f**k. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsiain Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 Tell her it's shit cause it broke. Problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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