JD™ Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Lady is ill, so I thought I'd offer a chinese takeaway as that always makes her feel better. She also knows I always have an alterier motive because it's next door to my favourite pub. Order, get a couple of pints, grab chinese, go home. In the dog house because I "can't go a single Friday night without getting pissed". Since when was two pints getting pissed? Anyway, the Chinese place gave me a bottle of wine because they were late, so now I will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Lady is ill, so I thought I'd offer a chinese takeaway as that always makes her feel better. She also knows I always have an alterier motive because it's next door to my favourite pub. Order, get a couple of pints, grab chinese, go home. In the dog house because I "can't go a single Friday night without getting pissed". Since when was two pints getting pissed? Anyway, the Chinese place gave me a bottle of wine because they were late, so now I will. I'd be her chinese takeaway. If you know what I mean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Number 69? Edit, that's the best Chinese takeaway/sex joke I can come up with? Weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Poor form on both parts In extra angry news, she's just decided to inform me that a friend of hers had two tickets for eminem tonight. Quite a lot of cash, but he was easily one of my favourite artists growing up and I'd have paid it to go. Instead we're watching Chvrches on TV while waiting to be annoyed that Biffy don't play anything from Blackened Sky any more. Great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Call the wedding off, that shit is inexcusable!Hayley is a nice girl, she doesn't deserve to marry an bloody Eminem fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Anyone who can't appreciate Mr Mathers' songwriting and delivery is just on a different wavelength to me. That's fine, but I really rate his (older) music, even as someone who is normally a fan of heavy stuff. Ultimately it comes down to doing a genre well - you can't deny that eminem is one of the top in his chosen field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 No, I can't. He is the one of the best white rappers. Still wouldn't pay money to watch him at it though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 I despise public transport. It's always late and smells of hobos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzatpro09 Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 I despise public transport. It's always late and smells of hobos. *Insert 'yo mamma' joke here* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dngr2self Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Pissed up idiots arguing in the street again. Should I go out and say something or have another beer? Let's have another beer then. People should be warned and allowed some input if a pubs opening up nearby. Can anything be done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 As some of you may know I'm in Italy, Aosta with my Dad. I want to go out so badly haha, Italian girls are SO hot. I may go out tomorrow night, but is it a stupid idea to go by myself? haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Take your dad but he'll probably pull before you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 I'm trying to find a bloody place to go out and Google keeps coming back to me with strip clubs for f**ks sake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Maybe it's a sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 (edited) ..that you shouldn't use Google, and just go find a good night out. Edit: if that includes strip clubs, so be it. Edited July 11, 2014 by JD™ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 AHA they call them discoteches. I've got a feeling tomorrow night is either going to go very well or very bad haha, fingers crossed I'll perhaps meet some like-minded riders my age tomorrow on the Alps who happen to be staying in Aosta too (doubtful). I agree JD, will probably end up doing that anyway haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkuskaUK Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 (edited) As some of you may know I'm in Italy, Aosta with my Dad. I want to go out so badly haha, Italian girls are SO hot. I may go out tomorrow night, but is it a stupid idea to go by myself? haha. No. Edited July 11, 2014 by AkuskaUK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkuskaUK Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Maybe it's a sign. ..that you shouldn't use Google, and just go find a good night out. Edit: if that includes strip clubs, so be it. True and True. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Maybe it is just me but no matter how much i drink i try to be cobsiderate with others I just hate incosiderate bastards, who wants to have fun, does not care about others and f%cks up their night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 (edited) AHA they call them discoteches. I've got a feeling tomorrow night is either going to go very well or very bad haha, fingers crossed I'll perhaps meet some like-minded riders my age tomorrow on the Alps who happen to be staying in Aosta too (doubtful). I agree JD, will probably end up doing that anyway haha.Go out of the flat, turn left, find the first group of pretty ladies, "Hello to you, I am English don't you know, any idea where I can get some decent tea and scones?". They will show you the way.----In angry news, I went to bed early so I could get lots of sleep, and turned the alarm off so I could have a lie in. I usually get up at 5:15am every day, slept right through until 5:30am this morning! Still knackerd. Bloody heat. Edited July 12, 2014 by Muel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Yeah for once I didn't get woken by the construction guys in my block at 9am... so I slept through my alarm, and nearly missed the meeting with the letting agent to get keys for my new place, which I'm moving into mainly because of the noise here from the construction guys... lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Go out of the flat, turn left, find the first group of pretty ladies, "Hello to you, I am English don't you know, any idea where I can get some decent tea and scones?". They will show you the way. ---- In angry news, I went to bed early so I could get lots of sleep, and turned the alarm off so I could have a lie in. I usually get up at 5:15am every day, slept right through until 5:30am this morning! Still knackerd. Bloody heat. Mate you wouldn't believe how bad people are with English around here, even the people who work in fairly decent jobs who you'd expect to know a little don't have a clue. I will probably try that hahahaha just hope I don't get murdered by some Italian gang. Yeah I feel you, it's way too hot here too. 21 degrees at midnight last night, 31 degrees when we arrived at 6pm. Ridiculous. Not looking forward to midday but will he up on the Alps by then hopefully with 30mph winds in my face from the bike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 I'm trying to find a bloody place to go out and Google keeps coming back to me with strip clubs for f**ks sake. What's wrong with that? Go in, get a pint, stare at naked women. Simples 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsbikingnunn Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Mate you wouldn't believe how bad people are with English around here, even the people who work in fairly decent jobs who you'd expect to know a little don't have a clue. I will probably try that hahahaha just hope I don't get murdered by some Italian gang. Yeah I feel you, it's way too hot here too. 21 degrees at midnight last night, 31 degrees when we arrived at 6pm. Ridiculous. Not looking forward to midday but will he up on the Alps by then hopefully with 30mph winds in my face from the bike! for f**k sake, the 2 weeks i was in italy it rained pretty much every day and the highest tempature was 15°C, you b*****d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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