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In the continuing adventures of "Today Is Shit", just got a call from the hotel I'd booked a room in for next week to tell me that actually they don't have any rooms free. This now means I have to go for a more expensive yet worse hotel (no wifi, and last time I had a pair of angry youths outside my window arguing for about 2 hours on one evening).

I'd quite like to go for a de-stressing ride, but my old grips are looser than all of your mothers combined and I can't really be f**ked fitting a new pair as they're harder than f**k when they're new and I've already got a load of blisters after riding yesterday. People need to make good, thin rubber grips that don't stretch out/go to shit. I need to send out a Cease And Desist letter to all the BMX companies out there who wank off about their "Thin" grips when they have an outer diameter of over 27mm.

Yes, I am aware I have faggoty hands.

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You don't deserve a manly beard if you whinge over grips.

I'm whinging more about the inability of these companies to make good grips, or to describe their grips accurately :P

Don't think that's possible unfortunately :(

The ones I'm using now seem generally alright, but they've got a weird finish on the inside of the grip that appears like it was designed specifically to make them slippy as f**k on bars. f**k you, Japan. f**k you.

Those f**king c**ts have put their f**king prices up again! Just checked at that other hotel and their prices have inexplicably risen again, despite them hiking the price up a month ago anyway. 25% increase in 2 months = go f**k yourselves, and the rotating selection of unhelpful retards you have on reception.

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Talking about IRL, I'm pretty much the same as on here but in person my dry sense of humour comes across better. Online I'm sometimes seen as a grumpy twat, but actually I'm usually joking.

That said, I am also pretty good at being a grumpy twat if I want to be.

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This picture annoyed me so much, What a f**king waste. And the front chainset is wrong for that 'genre' of bicycle. £4500 for the frame alone, ruined by hipster muppets

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Jack DICKinson

I saw him again at the weekend, he's not the brightest spark out there to put it politely. Don't think he likes me after his near death experience at tarty days

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I remembered seeing a discussion on here the other day about whether getting shampoo on your dick was bad, and I can confirm that snorting shaving foam is worse.

Dunno lad, I've snorted most things and I can confirm pepper is bad, but crushed up paracetamols are worse

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They're building a LIDL next door to my office and today Wessex Water are there pumping out the old drains there. It smells like dead bodies covered in shit and eggs.

And it happened when I was half way through an amazing bacon sandwich.

Bastards.

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and now for Dan to test it......

I did test it haha.

Initially it didn't hurt at all, then it started to feel really freaky and uncomfortable and I had to keep adjusting myself whilst I went food shopping with my dad and he kept looking at me funny

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I did test it haha.

Initially it didn't hurt at all, then it started to feel really freaky and uncomfortable and I had to keep adjusting myself whilst I went food shopping with my dad and he kept looking at me funny

i meant you snorting shaving foam :P

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Lost my wallet on the way into work. Cycled back along the route 3 times and found nothing.

No money was in it, but my provisional license was and my test is in just under two weeks away.

Have to bump it back a week or two to let my replacement come through. Annoyed more than anything, its not the end of the world.

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I just went a 20 mike hack through single track and woodland trails on the orange to the nicest countryside pub.

Walked inside ordered a fosters and a bag of peanuts, realised I'd dropped the fiver I took with me! So all in all I was denied the refreshing ice cold pint that was placed in front of me, I've lost a tenner and then had to ride home insanely dry throated and hungry! Sucks.

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