AdamR28 Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Pretty much. Especially JD. Nah - I agree with him, pretty much... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 In the continuing adventures of "Today Is Shit", just got a call from the hotel I'd booked a room in for next week to tell me that actually they don't have any rooms free. This now means I have to go for a more expensive yet worse hotel (no wifi, and last time I had a pair of angry youths outside my window arguing for about 2 hours on one evening). I'd quite like to go for a de-stressing ride, but my old grips are looser than all of your mothers combined and I can't really be f**ked fitting a new pair as they're harder than f**k when they're new and I've already got a load of blisters after riding yesterday. People need to make good, thin rubber grips that don't stretch out/go to shit. I need to send out a Cease And Desist letter to all the BMX companies out there who wank off about their "Thin" grips when they have an outer diameter of over 27mm. Yes, I am aware I have faggoty hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 You don't deserve a manly beard if you whinge over grips. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 People need to make good, thin rubber grips that don't stretch out/go to shit. Don't think that's possible unfortunately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 You don't deserve a manly beard if you whinge over grips. I'm whinging more about the inability of these companies to make good grips, or to describe their grips accurately Don't think that's possible unfortunately The ones I'm using now seem generally alright, but they've got a weird finish on the inside of the grip that appears like it was designed specifically to make them slippy as f**k on bars. f**k you, Japan. f**k you. Those f**king c**ts have put their f**king prices up again! Just checked at that other hotel and their prices have inexplicably risen again, despite them hiking the price up a month ago anyway. 25% increase in 2 months = go f**k yourselves, and the rotating selection of unhelpful retards you have on reception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Something to cheer you up... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Haha, thanks. That has partially worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Talking about IRL, I'm pretty much the same as on here but in person my dry sense of humour comes across better. Online I'm sometimes seen as a grumpy twat, but actually I'm usually joking. That said, I am also pretty good at being a grumpy twat if I want to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmertrials Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Jack DICKinson 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 This picture annoyed me so much, What a f**king waste. And the front chainset is wrong for that 'genre' of bicycle. £4500 for the frame alone, ruined by hipster muppets Jack DICKinson I saw him again at the weekend, he's not the brightest spark out there to put it politely. Don't think he likes me after his near death experience at tarty days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 I remembered seeing a discussion on here the other day about whether getting shampoo on your dick was bad, and I can confirm that snorting shaving foam is worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 At least you're attempting to shave that monstrosity on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 I remembered seeing a discussion on here the other day about whether getting shampoo on your dick was bad, and I can confirm that snorting shaving foam is worse. Dunno lad, I've snorted most things and I can confirm pepper is bad, but crushed up paracetamols are worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 At least you're attempting to shave that monstrosity on your face.Aye tis all off. I don't shave very often, but when I do, I do it properly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Jack DICKinson Oi, I got a pretty good signature out of him so he can't be all bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 I quite liked "Why should i be coment??!??!!!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 They're building a LIDL next door to my office and today Wessex Water are there pumping out the old drains there. It smells like dead bodies covered in shit and eggs. And it happened when I was half way through an amazing bacon sandwich. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMini Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 I remembered seeing a discussion on here the other day about whether getting shampoo on your dick was bad, and I can confirm that snorting shaving foam is worse. and now for Dan to test it...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 and now for Dan to test it...... I did test it haha. Initially it didn't hurt at all, then it started to feel really freaky and uncomfortable and I had to keep adjusting myself whilst I went food shopping with my dad and he kept looking at me funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMini Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 I did test it haha. Initially it didn't hurt at all, then it started to feel really freaky and uncomfortable and I had to keep adjusting myself whilst I went food shopping with my dad and he kept looking at me funny i meant you snorting shaving foam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmertrials Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 I shampoo mine daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Your crabs live a life of luxury sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Did I really ordered an inner and outer gear cable kit instead of a brake cable kit? What I received in the post today says yes. Bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Lost my wallet on the way into work. Cycled back along the route 3 times and found nothing. No money was in it, but my provisional license was and my test is in just under two weeks away. Have to bump it back a week or two to let my replacement come through. Annoyed more than anything, its not the end of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 I just went a 20 mike hack through single track and woodland trails on the orange to the nicest countryside pub. Walked inside ordered a fosters and a bag of peanuts, realised I'd dropped the fiver I took with me! So all in all I was denied the refreshing ice cold pint that was placed in front of me, I've lost a tenner and then had to ride home insanely dry throated and hungry! Sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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