MadManMike Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 I fixed it. f**k you Indesit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Blocked pump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Nope, I did my IT technician thing: Turned it off at the wall, left it five minutes and turned it back on. It came up with "End" as if it had just finished a cycle, then started going 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Been sick twice this morning and have the shits. Nice one I didn't have plans today.... Oh wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Letting a small fart out and it's sloppy poo. Lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Its never a fart when you've got the squirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 I realize that now. I still don't get how I've gone for FOUR shits today and I've not eaten anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted June 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 I realize that now. I still don't get how I've gone for FOUR shits today and I've not eaten anything. Have you never had the runs before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Yeah but it was usually one or two shits and that was it. This is horrible I already need the toilet again. Someone please f**king kill me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Letting a small fart out and it's sloppy poo. Lovely. Never commence a game of trump or dump when you've had bum gravy. It's asking for trouble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 Letting a small fart out and it's sloppy poo. Lovely. Have you ever been in a situation where your mates start laughing all of a sudden because one of them has farted, and you're like, "what happened"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 Have you ever been in a situation where your mates start laughing all of a sudden because one of them has farted, and you're like, "what happened"? It happens more than I like to admit, mainly because I'm deaf I do miss out on a fair bit with group situations haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 Have you ever been in a situation where your mates start laughing all of a sudden because one of them has farted, and you're like, "what happened"? Yep, though its usually not long before you find out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Didn't get the job, gutted does not even begin to cover it, looks like you f**kers are stuck with me for a bit longer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Can't be arsed applying for more jobs incase I don't get this one. The whole interview stage is piss annoying doing the same thing over and over, having to get there which costs money etc. Just a massive ballache wish I just recorded my first interview and sent it on vhs to people offering me interviews haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Can't be arsed applying for more jobs incase I don't get this one. Read this over and over... it still didn't make sence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 I have a job I'm waiting to hear back from. I can't be arsed applying to more and more jobs if I don't get the one I'm waiting for. Is that better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Nope, still makes no sense 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 I have a job I'm waiting to hear back from. I can't be arsed applying to more and more jobs if I don't get the one I'm waiting for. Is that better? Surely that's just why you should be applying to more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 ^^^ This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 I am applying to more, I'm applying to loads and getting loads of calls back. My annoyance was the fact that it's annoying having loads of interviews! Definitely a first world problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmertrials Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 I've been invited for an interview at apple, shame they're a few weeks late as that would've been a nice opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 So it's either this one job or unemployment? Risky strategy but with your Tinder luck it might just work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Don't even get me started on how unlucky I am with that... Haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azarathal Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Day 2 without fags and day 4 without weed. I was absolutely fine until the guy leavin tomorrow decided to be a fanny allllll day. So close to dragging him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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