Skoze Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 turns out two of this year's housemates are bells. it's f**king freezing, pretty much got called out last night for having stuck the heating on for half hour int he mornings to make getting up that little bit easier. Complaints of 'we can't afford it' when they're sharing a third of the f**king rent. I'm panning my counter-argument for when i'm not tired and need to be out the house by 8 the next morning, needless to say it's gonna get real. Can't wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Having the heating on in the morning is kinda gay dude... Just get to the shower faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Disagree. We can afford heating down south. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 That Alan Watts money is no object thing is getting on my nerves. It's not even very practical advice and it's everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Disagree. We can afford heating down south.Bollocks. Get up, drink coffee, have shower, crack on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 That Alan Watts money is no object thing is getting on my nerves. It's not even very practical advice and it's everywhere. You just have very little understanding of what he's saying thats all . Small minds cant comprehend big spirits.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 You just have very little understanding of what he's saying thats all . Small minds cant comprehend big spirits.. Obviously it's a decent enough message but if I spent all my time only doing things I wanted to I'd also be filling in a lot of benefit application forms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Obviously it's a decent enough message but if I spent all my time only doing things I wanted to I'd also be filling in a lot of benefit application forms. That just shows how very limited your thinking is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 That just shows how very limited your thinking is Please explain how you spend your life doing only what you like doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Its very simple i just do it. All happend when my consciousness fliped 180 degrees about 5 years ago .And to begin with it was one scary f**king thing to deal with Because i had no idea what was happening to me. The thoughts like..Why do i do this .why am i so unhappy and dis satisfied with life were constantly creeping in to my mind....So i figured self inquiry was the way to go. So as i began to examine my self and realise what was not good for my well being i droped what was no longer needed.That included parts of my self that i thought were me. So ask your self what do you like doing Then have the balls to just do it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Since the cold weather has begun our next door neighbour has started to start his car about 20 minutes before he needs it to warm it up. Problem is his drive is below our bedroom window. He's been doing this at 7 every morning whilst I've been trying to sleep. Wouldn't be so bad if he didn't drive some million mile bag O'shit mk4 petrol golf with squeaky belts and rattling top end. He's done it everyday since Monday, including this morning. Laid in bed at 7 this morning trying to sleep and he starts his bloody car, it was running for about 45 minutes so I went and took the keys out and posted them back through his letter box. I've no problem in the working week (which doesn't seem to apply to him anyway, he's a self employed window cleaner and just seems to do half an hour when he feels like it) but on a Sunday morning is not on. So now I'm wide awake sat reading bloody TF on a Sunday morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMini Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Since the cold weather has begun our next door neighbour has started to start his car about 20 minutes before he needs it to warm it up. Problem is his drive is below our bedroom window. He's been doing this at 7 every morning whilst I've been trying to sleep. Wouldn't be so bad if he didn't drive some million mile bag O'shit mk4 petrol golf with squeaky belts and rattling top end. He's done it everyday since Monday, including this morning. Laid in bed at 7 this morning trying to sleep and he starts his bloody car, it was running for about 45 minutes so I went and took the keys out and posted them back through his letter box. I've no problem in the working week (which doesn't seem to apply to him anyway, he's a self employed window cleaner and just seems to do half an hour when he feels like it) but on a Sunday morning is not on. So now I'm wide awake sat reading bloody TF on a Sunday morning. If someone leaves the keys in their car, and isn't close enough to the car to try and prevent someone from stealing it, then it invalidates their insurance. Just saying.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Yeah, I'm kinda not a car thief thou.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Yeah, I'm kinda not a car thief thou.. Drain the oil out during the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Haha, that'd work. I contemplated trying to lock it while it was running the other day but then I lost interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Glue a ball bearing inside one of his dust caps and let that tire down one night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Torch his house while he and his family sleep. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Jesus Dave, I might dislike him but that's just criminal! Matt, pfft. Try harder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Where do you live Tom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Take the keys out, dip them in dogshit then put back in the ignition Also, don't wash your cock for a good week then wipe it all round the steering wheel and gearknob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I know it is more extreme than the others but.. Talk to him to roll the car a few metres away, or to the road, and run the car there? Or if you explain him that cars are made so they warm up quicker while used, with no problems, that should be fine too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Talk to him to roll the car a few metres away, or to the road, and run the car there? Or if you explain him that cars are made so they warm up quicker while used, with no problems, that should be fine too Watch out! Badass! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Can't you just tell him it's annoying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 If he does that he risks him writing about it in another angry thread and having internet people tell him to kill his family. It's unfortunate but the cycle's already begun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Can't you just tell him it's annoying? I think turning his car off and posting him the keys signified this. You lot wanna burn him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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