MadManMike Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) You know shampoo is meant your head head, not knob head? EDIT: WAIT, I GOT IT, YOU'RE USING IT AS LUBE FOR A BATH WANK?! Edited July 4, 2014 by MadManMike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 After looking it up on the internet, the lube method is the way most people discover shampoo pain. I just left my body wash stuff outside and couldn't be bothered to go get it and thought the shampoo smelled pretty good so poured it all over the place to mask two days of sweat that was film like. Still tingles to pee but the hair down there is glossier than ever 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Body shop strawberry shower gel burns like a twat when that goes down your japs eye. I know your pain brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Original source mint one f**ks you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 You're all odd. I spent years using shampoo as an all over thing, my thoughts being that we have hair everywhere and it saved me remembering to buy two things. Never stung anywhere but directly into the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 I'm going to go out of my way this morning to put shampoo specifically down the eye of my purple headed yoghurt thrower to see what all the fuss is about. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Hayley's on loudspeaker to her Mum because she's doing her makeup and talking about Uncle Derek. They're talking about the fact he needs to give up some of his independence now because he's too far away from us all and it was just lucky we were there yesterday. Essentially Diane worked out I was in earshot (just pottering around tidying up and stuff) and pretty much said she didn't want me listening because it's nothing to do with me. Yea, only marrying into your family and that, y'know. Mother in laws, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Pour some shampoo on her twat next time your down there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Very very difficult situation to get into thou, I'd aim for the eyes first then venture further Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 There's no bottle holder holes on my DMR, so I ordered one that clamps on to tubes instead. I didn't even consider that they left the holes off because the frame is too small to hold a bottle. So yeah, I have a bottle holder that clamps on but I can't fit a bottle in... Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Top tube? Saddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 It's a jump bike mate so the seatpost isn't very long. There's a couple of places it'll go but it gets in the way of my legs. Not the end of world, was just hoping to have a bottle holder so I could take more drinks with me and not have it hanging out of my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Didn't hurt rubbing it into my japs eye what so ever. Maybe my penis has been conditioned against the pain. I hope you all see what I did there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Are you circumcised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsiain Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 try different brands of shampoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Conditioned. Haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Actually i'm starting to take what I said back. But I didn't just place a small bit of it on there I got loads and proper shoved it in. Feels a bit uncomfortable actually why did I do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Are you circumcised? What difference would that make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 What difference would that make? Circumcised peni are generally a little bit tougher. As they're exposed all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 Actually i'm starting to take what I said back. But I didn't just place a small bit of it on there I got loads and proper shoved it in. Feels a bit uncomfortable actually why did I do this. Cos its an excuse to play with yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 It does not belong here 100% but I am going to work 4 days in a row ( instead of 2 days weekend). Yeah, the money is good, but it is rather difficult to work with the drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 Poor you. How will you ever manage? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 Interestingly, as I will need to take care of some manchild, and try to sort out other people mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 I work 5 days a week, every week, as do many people. If your job sucks that bad, get a new one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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