Jake. Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 I take that back, they came back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Appointment at 3:30 for said ball fondling and it's a female doctor... Brix are being shat Big deep breath Try to look elsewhere hope try to be calm I have been there by a hairy man doctor, it will not be easy but the sentence " Your penis seems healthy" or "put this cream on twice a day and it will be good in a week" is a great relief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 " Your penis seems healthy" or "put this cream on twice a day and it will be good in a week" is a great relief "And stop playing with your damned self!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Weather is piss annoying when you want to do stuff on the car and it starts raining for 20 mins then stops then does it again etc. f**king birds waking me up on the morning with their cheery bastarding tweeting selves. Why do I have to have a moat of trees around my house? Birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Was having one of the best days today. Got my suit for the wedding, went to the venue to have another look about, did our notice of marriage. Was on our way to the jewellers to see about rings when we chanced upon Hayley's 84 year old uncle, who proceeded to faint in front of us and have what looked very much like a stroke. Been in A&E since then. Just very glad we happened to be right there, right then, especially being as we'd randomly chosen to use a jeweller in his home town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMTRIALS123 Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Was having one of the best days today. Got my suit for the wedding, went to the venue to have another look about, did our notice of marriage. Was on our way to the jewellers to see about rings when we chanced upon Hayley's 84 year old uncle, who proceeded to faint in front of us and have what looked very much like a stroke. Been in A&E since then. Just very glad we happened to be right there, right then, especially being as we'd randomly chosen to use a jeweller in his home town. Jeezus. Is he okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Seller got quoted £138 from citylink, then he said he's going to check at parcelforce. That was 2 hours ago. I have never dealt with such a slow f**ktard ever. Says he'll send it to my work address, but not actually tell me when. Does it take over 4 hours to sort out the pickup and let me know when? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dngr2self Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Seller got quoted £138 from citylink, then he said he's going to check at parcelforce. That was 2 hours ago. APC only charge about £30 for a bike. Tell him to check if there's one locally to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 At the rate of his replies I doubt I would get a reply for my last text for a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Was having one of the best days today. Got my suit for the wedding, went to the venue to have another look about, did our notice of marriage. Was on our way to the jewellers to see about rings when we chanced upon Hayley's 84 year old uncle, who proceeded to faint in front of us and have what looked very much like a stroke. Been in A&E since then. Just very glad we happened to be right there, right then, especially being as we'd randomly chosen to use a jeweller in his home town. strange to see how a seemingly random sequence of events leads you to where you need to be at the best possible moment.. Fate?? Hope he's OK dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) I used to work for APC, they are cheap as chips, and pick up until 7pm as well Edited July 4, 2014 by bing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 What's it for? I've been there pal, don't worry. It is very laughable after the event. I found a lump. I've been referred to hospital for ultrasound scans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 People can quite often develop lumps that aren't necessarily anything to worry about - hope that's the case for you dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Yeah the doctor said it's most likely a cyst, but best to get it checked. I feel a lot better about it now, I was pretty worried this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Shit man, hope everythings okay dude. Keep us updated. Been there, got the t-shirt Edited July 4, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 That's a bit worrying, hope it's nothing serious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Holy f**k it's just occurred to me that i'm never going to be getting up and travelling to Uni at Huddersfield ever again. Like, f**k Never going to be turning up to lectures and having a laugh with all my uni mates. Going for mid day pints at the union, going for course nights out through the week. This is depressing as anything. But on the plus side I can honestly say i've had the best 4 years of my life, met so many different types of people and had so many different experiences throughout these 4 years -and now i've got friends for life. Actually made a best friend through halls, done so many pranks on people, spent so much going out and got a decent grade at the end of it all! People can say just go straight into work blah blah, don't have all the money to pay back afterwards but you can't put a price on memories, especially ones you can't recreate. Still depressing as f**k it's all over Edited July 4, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Still no reply. Would it be fair if I told him he has till Monday to sort out the delivery, along with proof and a date? If not I'm asking for a refund? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Yeah the doctor said it's most likely a cyst, but best to get it checked. I feel a lot better about it now, I was pretty worried this morning. I've got a cyst in my balls. I thought I had 3 balls. It's all good in the hood, I used to get my ballsac out to show my friends. Good times. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Oh dear lord why have I never been told to keep shampoo away from my penis. Should seriously be taught in schools. It burns so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Your penis is weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Agreed with Adam. Why would it possibly burn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 That aloe vera tea tree oil or some shit is like taking a red hot poker down the japs eye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Maybe he put it in the eye, that burns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dngr2self Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Still no reply. Would it be fair if I told him he has till Monday to sort out the delivery, along with proof and a date? If not I'm asking for a refund?It'd be extremely fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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