*gentlydoesit Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 On 12/17/2013 at 1:53 PM, isitafox said: Left my bloody milk in the carFBI found it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 On 12/17/2013 at 12:43 PM, ogre said: i'm in the quiet study in the library, theres posters saying no phones and only quier talking all over the place. i called someone out for being on their phone and they're coming at me about it. fanny. I finger blasted some slag in college in the library, then cleaned her up with a copy of Merchant Of Venice. Potentially the most romantic thing I have ever done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 On 12/17/2013 at 3:29 PM, Pashley26 said: I finger blasted some slag in college in the library, then cleaned her up with a copy of Merchant Of Venice. Potentially the most romantic thing I have ever done. so long as you were both quiet, i salute you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 On 12/17/2013 at 12:43 PM, ogre said: only quier talkingI've never been to a library like that, sounds nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Forgot to cover my motorbike up last night, it pissed down all night. Went to start bike this morning, it ticked over for a little while then spluttered and died. now won't start anymore. This makes me sad. Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 On 11/4/2013 at 10:25 PM, Luke Rainbird said: http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/5-tips-for-a-five-star-blowjob-67123this is probably why your teachers pet dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Tycho released Past is Prologue on vinyl a month or so a go. I bought and imported one. Turns out Faye did the same for me for Christmas. Faye is sad now. Fuuuuuuuu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamilyBiker Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) On 12/17/2013 at 1:53 PM, isitafox said: Left my bloody milk in the car rule number one:if you murder someone with a bottle of milk NEVER leave the bloody bottle in your car i think thats kind of where the fbi joke was pointed at lol,got it right now Edited December 17, 2013 by FamilyBiker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Why do I get lumbered with working next to such an absolute f*****g c**t?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 On 12/17/2013 at 5:55 PM, f**megently said: I've never been to a library like that, sounds nice it's fabulous mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Reynolds Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 went to the local bike shop today to get my disk mount faced. When i asked, his face looked like i spoke in a different language. it also pisses me off when they say 'wont be done before christmas'. I know they have to book stuff in to balance work, but for simple jobs could be done while you wait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 On 12/17/2013 at 10:58 PM, Martin Reynolds said: went to the local bike shop today to get my disk mount faced. When i asked, his face looked like i spoke in a different language. it also pisses me off when they say 'wont be done before christmas'. I know they have to book stuff in to balance work, but for simple jobs could be done while you wait? What shop was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williams Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Got back my maths test today.. And I failed it... College math is soooo hard here compared to what everyone was used to before we started college. 80% of the class failed it aswell! The most annoying this is that I ansvered on every question and I felt like a champ writing it Also had to speak to the principal about some shit I wasn't even involved in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsiain Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Tried to tidy underneath bed and have managed to get stuck been under here for halfnhour, slowly shuffling my way around the centre pole things 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) On 12/18/2013 at 3:39 PM, trialsiain said: Tried to tidy underneath bed and have managed to get stuck been under here for halfnhour, slowly shuffling my way around the centre pole things f**king hahahahaha you made me sig Edited December 18, 2013 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Motorbike still not wanting to start. Too add insult to injury, i managed to smash phone screen on floor (completely shagged) whilst using as a torch. Not a good day for me.... Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 self reflective essay is bullshit. trials forum is slow. think i've got the squits coming on and i'm in for a caffeine fuelled library all nighter. fml. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Boss told me to use a different van today cos mine had stuff in for the brickies. One the way out the door boss said it needs fuel. Filler is 3 miles away didn'. Even make it half a mile... Cecking funt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncy H Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 I've worked a shed load this last month. At one job I don't get payed til after Christmas, at my other job I was meant to get payed yesterday but I didn't. Also some of the big deliveries I'm doing before crimbo ill get payed by cheque so won't get that money before Christmas either! Now I have no money for Christmas and I'm not in anyway prepared At least ill be minted after. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Striking out after spending £100s. Should send her a flippin' invoice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Phone has finally bitten the bullet. Screen is all green, f**king not cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjl1984 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Its ok your £500 will sort that out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 It's pretty ridiculous that this makes the front page of the BBC news website, whereas this isn't actually on their news site at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 A fine example on how the government and the BBC are just completely out of touch with Britain. What a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted December 21, 2013 Report Share Posted December 21, 2013 I am f**king fuming. Been taken for a complete mug ahhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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