mr_malcolm Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 two fish in a tank one says to the other you man the guns ill drive. whats white and blue, lives in a tree and will kill you if it falls on you? Fridge in a denim jacket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 whats white and blue, lives in a tree and will kill you if it falls on you? Fridge in a denim jacket. That's just become my favourite joke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Trials Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJI Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 A guy walks into a dentists office and says "I think I'm a moth" The dentist says then says "Well if you think you're a moth why are you in a dentists office?" The guy then says "Well the light was on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alistair14 Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 MORE!!!! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted August 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddbmxdude Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials hoe Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) whats the centre piece of the annual anorexia and bulimia convention? a cake jumping out of a girl A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places". The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore". Edited August 10, 2012 by trials hoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Two women walk into a building. I'd have thought one of them would have seen it. A dyslexic woman walks into a bra. A baby seal walks into a club. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint... What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre Like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 How did oxygen and potassium's date go? It went OK 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Oh, you're opening up a rich seam of periodic table jokes here. While we're on the subject, do you know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Oh, you're opening up a rich seam of periodic table jokes here. While we're on the subject, do you know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBro, can't say I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? The holocaust not happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Whats worse than the holocaust? 6 million jews. Ouchhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials hoe Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Whats worse than the holocaust? The holocaust not happening. holocaust jokes arent funny, my grandad died at auschwitz he fell from the guard tower shooting at the jews. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkeHutchison Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 A dyslexic walks into a bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials hoe Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 A dyslexic walks into a bra. the one where he chokes on his vimptoe is funnier..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 keep it clean (ish) please.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJI Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 keep it clean (ish) please.. That's what she said..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 The energizer bunny was arrested the other day. He was charged with battery I went to the theater the other day and saw a show about puns. It was a play on words Two cannibals were eating a clown and one said to the other "Does this taste funny?" Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetables? Getting their wheelchairs in the oven Whats the hardest part of a coconut to eat? His sandals What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? It wooden go! what happened to the steel car with steel wheels and a steel engine? It steel wooden go! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arw_86 Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) a woman walks into a doctors office with a lettuce sticking out of her underwear. doctor says 'whats going on here then?' she replies 'oh, thats nothing, its just the tip of the iceberg' Edited August 12, 2012 by arw_86 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 how many yanks does it take to change a lightbulb? none, cos they all think the sun shines out of their arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.