isitafox Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimosabi Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Nun Mary is in the courtyard riding around on her bike, when mother superior shouts: Come on Nun Mary, come on in, we are having lunch now. Nun Mary says no , no, just one more lap, one more lap! Mother superior: Ok, but how many times have I told you to put the seat back on!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 What do you call a magician with no magic? Ian 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 My girlfriend and I were out in the car when we spotted an injured badger lying at the side of the road. It was cold but still alive so I suggested she put it between her legs to warm it up. She said "no it's wet and stinks" so I told her to hold it's nose so it doesn't suffer that as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend? All the good ones are taken, so you just stick it in a disabled one and hope nobody finds out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.