bikeperson45 Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) I always like these stories so if you've gotten away with something or escaped something post it up. One time me and my friends were messing around in a dump like place where there's lot of ledges, wheelies chairs and partially used fire extinguishers. To get in you had to climb under a hole in the fence. We were messing around on the chairs when a van came round and the driver shouted 'Stay right there!' so obviously we ran. I was closet to the van and furthest away from the escape and by the time I got there all I could do was stand and wait for my friends to get out first. Luckily they were fast enough but just standing there and having to wait and see if I'd get caught or not was really tense. Same place a year later same situation, but not in the enclosed bit this time. Guy came out on a quad bike to get us, so we ran as usual. We hid behind a bush and eventually I looked over to see if he was still there and, worse case scenario, we made eye contact and he revved his engine. We split into two groups of two, I was the only one on foot and luckily ran fast enough so he chased the other two leaving me and my escape partner to get away. Was kind of funny for us watching our friends pedalling manically away from a quadbike on flat ground. They got off with a warning, so was all good in the end. But getting chased by quad bikes is not fun. Any other stories? Edited June 28, 2012 by bikeperson45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 me and a few friends once robbed a bank. We went in, sealed the place off, took hostages. We made them all strip to their underwear, tied them up and seperated them into offices. We argued with the police for ages. While this was going on we knocked a wall down and build a false room behind some shelves. I hid in there with all the money and diamonds, while my friends dressed like the hostages, and set off smoke and ran out with all the hostages. A few days later I just slid a pannel over and walked out with everything. Oh wait..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Me and a mate got chased by the police in his car, and it was his final warning before getting his car taken away, Golf R32 suitably low on BBS's has 300+ bhp, not a bad little car, got into a chase so toyed with them a bit and then flew off, got down to a built up area turned a few corners blindly from there view and parked on someone's drive. They drove past and went down the road, i decided to get out, he went to peruse the police . He ended up knocking at mine at 8am the next morning after ditching his car in a field, We took a trip over to it to find it battered! underneath was missing chunks cracked splitter, one tyre had blown off, luckily enough the farmer was fine with it so trailered it and drove it to his work for a bit of money. We now have more custom from the farmer and his cars . Lucky times! But his own stupidity! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Trials Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Once threw snowballs at my next door neighbours window, (wasn't the smartest idea at the time but I didn't like him), ended up running away and hiding in a bush while he drives past a few times. Then had to sneek back into my own house without him noticing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 moved into a friends flat for a month yesterday, went out on the balcony to smoke to discover that the door has broken with me locked out, 2 stories up, i "heroically" climbed up the railing, squeezed my shoulders through the window, got my legs stuck, had to rotate 180 degrees and came out hanging from my knees on the window ledge and in from a handstand. its still broken. feel kinda bad lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Me and a mate got chased by the police in his car, and it was his final warning before getting his car taken away I'm surprised you didn't pull the handbrake and remove the keys from the ignition? If your mate wants to behave like an idiot then so be it but when he's got a passenger on board it's a bit different. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisRider Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yeah troyston, your mate sounds like a total dick. We are all guilty of silly driving, but what he did was just moronic. Punch him in the balls so he doesn't breed please 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza pro series guy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 got down to a built up area turned a few corners blindly from there view and parked on someone's drive. They drove past and went down the road, Lucky's not the word.if they had got his number plate they could have just traced the owner and sent him court summonds in the post; happened to a friend of mine on a Bandit. I agree though sounds like a dickhead, (even if the car does sound dope!) but what a story! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 No don't worry he's in prison for several years now, he got caught with a large, large amount of coke on him and the hit the policeman trying to arrest him......smart. We all one knob friend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza pro series guy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 No don't worry he's in prison for several years now, he got caught with a large, large amount of coke on him and the hit the policeman trying to arrest him He did not deserve an R32 thats for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeroyHUK Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 this one time, at band camp.... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I once got out of a pair of skinny jeans that seemed to have shrunk from sweaty band fun on a hot stage. Took about half an hour. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I once got out of a pair of skinny jeans that seemed to have shrunk from sweaty band fun on a hot stage. Took about half an hour. True story. All i wear is skinnies, there's a technique 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Pretty much the same here, but these were brand new and had literally shrunk like a hot wash. They were 'did you borrow those off your little sister' tight at the beginning, so shrinking was not something that I really needed. Glad my escape story evoked a response though, I thought it might not have been worthy of such a good thread 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Joesef Fritzl's basement was probably the hardest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Same though 5*'s on the sleeping accommodations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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