bikeperson45 Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 I am currently in a building that I have access to and am the only person in it. I went to toilet and relieved myself in a number two kind of way and now the toilet won't flush. It's quite a large piece of work I've left in there and when the next people come in they'll probably know it was me so I'm trying to save myself some embaressment here. I've looked around on the internet quickly but I'm not much of a plumber... Now I'm debating if the best solution is to scoop it out and throw it in a bush. Now you know the severity of the situation, please help me. I have a maximum of two hours before other people will enter the building. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Lol, this is the most random thread i have ever seen on here! Leave it, say someone else did it . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikerdude2006fr Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Bucket of water.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Hahah, just leave it. Unless it's the only toilet in the building, then you're f**ked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 In what way wont flush? It wont pass water through or the bowl is incapable of passing your log? If its the former, lift the cistern lid and look inside, you should see a plunger that is normally operated by the flush handle via a short chain/linkage; if the linkage has fallen off then reattach it and flush as normal. If the linkage is missing try pulling the plunger up by hand, you will need to pull quite quickly in order to make the syphon, possibly pumping it will work. If actuating the plunger doesn't work them you're pretty shafted as its likely the plunger diaphragm/piston broken. If you get no joy then you could try pouring buckets of water down there, you need to get as much water in there as possible though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted June 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Pouring water in there worked, regret getting my hand all mucky now. The one time I decide to actually use the mens toilet this happens. Normally I juse the womens because the mens freaks me out, but I thought I'd go with the masculine option. Won't make that mistake again. Thanks for the replys, one day I hope to repay your kindness. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Ah, right, you're a girl... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 forum rape? Frape?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted June 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 forum rape? Frape?! Nope, I just have a lot of bad experiences in bathrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Before you flush, try this page: http://www.efsmi.org/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andeee Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Amazing lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Before you flush, try this page: http://www.efsmi.org/ That site seems believable, all except for the Randy Marsh reference. I can't work out if I'm getting trolled, if I am I'm getting trolled hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Relevant username ^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Before you flush, try this page: http://www.efsmi.org/ Amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza pro series guy Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 This thread made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpanzyyyy Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Have been there a few times classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Shortage Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Is your name Oliver Tate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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