*gentlydoesit Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Ooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJI Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Anyone know any sweet car jokes/pranks i can play on a work mate? the twat is always keeps messing with mine (condoms on exhaust, drawing cocks, making fake plates etc) i want some revenge! A good few rolls of clingfilm encasing the car's generally annoying/amusing yet harmless. Or make a fake plate, with the correct reg, but with the little text at the bottom saying something inappropriate, see how long it takes to get noticed. Also George, nice one, curve looks nice and punchy, must be great fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Empty your hole punch into his air vents. Or, if you are a man. Put a brick through the c**ts windscreen. That's what would happen if ANYBODY f**ked with my car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 YESSS! Bagged a genuine passat r36 boot spoiler. Got a genuine r line splitter, side skirts and rear valance to texture and paint black too. Dan, talk to me about your Polish air kit, how's performance been? How about reliability? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Within 20 miles of my car being legal, the turbo nuts have worked loose, destroying the gasket resulting in massive exhaust blow and massively reduced boost. My downpipe has also cracked all the way around. It's slower than when I started upgrading. I must now re-do most of what I've spent 3 months of days off doing. Also the coilovers I bought aren't coming, company realised they won't fit a quattro model and refunded. Fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azarathal Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Japfest tomorrow! Up at 4:30 to prep the car aesthetically, didn't end up sorting my steering gremlins and now it's developed a sway on low speed up and downy roads yet surprisingly when I push It harder it drives absolutely fine, don't think I'll take it on the track tomorrow as I don't want to damage it further nor potentially lose control due to the issues. Still undecided whether to bother sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Big Gay Wing twins! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 That rear bumper on the seat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 I may be a complete mug or a genius. Just doshed £180 on some Audi A3 seats. Next challenge, fitting them in a caddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 I'm just waiting for someone to tell me I overpaid massively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 I'd say that's a good buy! Although just for the front two I take eat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisRider Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Just standard ones? If they are from an early standard a3 then it's a bit high, could of got Porsche tombstones for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 There's a cloth passat highline interior on fleabay at the minute I really really want but I dunno if I treat my car well enough to warrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 It was £40 postage to be fair... And good point Curtis, not sure I like them though?! Pics: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 They'll be great for cleaning all the jizz off when you cream your pants when you see me and my hot pants in the distance as you drive into barrow farm in less than 3 weeks x 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 If I'm there first just make sure the weight of my bike doesn't cause gravitational pull to your car and cause a crash x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 People need to stop referencing how soon Tarty Days is so I shit myself less about how much work I need to do on the video before it Currently looking at second hand cars in Bristol: not the most fun I've ever had. Currently leaning towards this, but we'll see what happens on Monday. In semi-related news, has anyone here ever used Motorwise to scrap a car? They've offered me a reasonable amount to come and collect/scrap my current car, and seem to have some decent testimonials on their website, but I thought I'd see if anyone here had used them in the past. EDIT: Why am I even looking at MX-5s? Damn you Adam! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Because they rule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Looks reasonable on paper so probably worth a look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 That focus will rot out like a pro in no time, might even have a coverup now just to sell it. For that money your in vw polo territory if it's big enough for you Mark? Epic little cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam T Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Love my polo Its changed a bit recently.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) People need to stop referencing how soon Tarty Days is so I shit myself less about how much work I need to do on the video before it Currently looking at second hand cars in Bristol: not the most fun I've ever had. Currently leaning towards this, but we'll see what happens on Monday. In semi-related news, has anyone here ever used Motorwise to scrap a car? They've offered me a reasonable amount to come and collect/scrap my current car, and seem to have some decent testimonials on their website, but I thought I'd see if anyone here had used them in the past. EDIT: Why am I even looking at MX-5s? Damn you Adam! What are you after? Economy? If so i'd stretch to the Focus TDCi not the TDi, it might be a little tiny bit more expensive but its much better on fuel (I've had both the tdi and tdci). Either way though they both flew through 4 MOT's (two each) with no advisories. Seriously amazing cars and i'd have another in a heartbeat. One of those cars you can just rely on no matter what. Something like this Edited May 11, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Because they rule? I was even looking at how much luggage racks were. I'll be spending all my time driving up and down motorways with my bike, yet even still I want one just 'cos of how fun yours is to drive. That focus will rot out like a pro in no time, might even have a coverup now just to sell it. For that money your in vw polo territory if it's big enough for you Mark? Epic little cars. Polo/Golf kinda size would probably be do-able really, although if I've got to take my front wheel out of my bike to throw it in the back I think I'd probably be permanently sadface. In terms of 'rotting out like a pro', how bad are they realistically? People said similar about my Rover, but even living just back from the sea where it was pretty much encased in salt most of its life it wasn't tooooo bad. What are you after? Economy? If so i'd stretch to the Focus TDCi not the TDi, it might be a little tiny bit more expensive but its much better on fuel (I've had both the tdi and tdci). Either way though they both flew through 4 MOT's (two each) with no advisories. Seriously amazing cars and i'd have another in a heartbeat. One of those cars you can just rely on no matter what. Something like this Kind of economy, yeah - I basically just use my car to drive from Leicester to Bristol, or up to Preston or London or whatever so we're pretty much talking motorway chugging. That car you linked to doesn't seem too bad, although having to pretty much instantly bang it through an MOT kinda sketches me out a bit - seems like if you've got a car on its way out, you'd keep hold of it till around then then sell it so you don't have to deal with the MOT fall-out and all that jazz. Cheers for the partial review though, good to know! Only person I know with a Focus is Flipp, and that deathrap was almost enough to put me off them even though it's more of a that-car-specific issue rather than a model issue. EDIT: Semi-related, but Jesus f**king Christ Eddie Jordan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Another vote for focuses, handle very well too. Can't comment on the diesel versions though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 That rear bumper on the seat The guy who owns it is the biggest, most offensive, gayest fanny to ever grace the earth with his miserable presence. And on top of that, despite all his brovado and insistence that he follows Nicks very shadow he has never even done a passenger lap, let alone a track day. Hopefully he will crash and die the first time he does, he would be doing the entire world a favor. Big and gay he most certainly is, and he has a wing on his car. But thankfully he has those horiffic holes all over his car so people KNOW he is a fanny way before meeting him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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