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MadManMike

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A friend of mine owns this -

Known to be the most highly regarded diesel BMW in the country. It's a million miles better than an M3, in every way.

Regarded by who..?

And a million miles better in every way?! Whut? How about power? Handling? Even looks, because the thing looks like a dog squatting to take a piss! Why say things like that*? :S

As for saying diesels are dull/not fun, I stand by it, the only reason 99% of people consider one is as a mile muncher. I don't think anyone (apart from maybe yourself, Dan) has ever had fun in mind when making diesel their choice.

And don't get me wrong, as everyone else says, there's nothing wrong with diesels, they're great for travelling places, but so are trains and I don't consider those fun either. Sorry! :P

*unless some sarcasm has been lost here.

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You guys don't go on Pistonheads much do you? Haha.

Basically it's a 335D with a pair of hybrids, nos, full M3 suspension, brakes. Everything.

It's in Performance BMW next month.

It's not 700Bhp, that was a piss take, in fact the whole thing was. It is 580Bhp though. And it will be in PBMW next month.

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So the reason it's a million miles better than an M3, is because it is an M3 underneath, and the engine has been modified extensively? Impeccable logic.

But there again, if you put the same time/money/effort into the M3 engine the end product would be better...

And now you're being picked up on it, the whole thing was a joke..? ;)

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Also found a visa document for going away to India. The previous owner was a doctor and yet she drove around in this shitty thing? I literally have all her deets lol

Detailed it the other day, just clayed polished and waxed nothing else :)

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Also went to apply G1 to the windscreen, it comes in this absolutely TINY bottle. I slipped whilst holding it and dropped the bottle on the floor, absolutely all of it gone :( £13 wasted ahahahahaha

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Got to laugh or i'll cry. If no one knows what it is search for Gtechniq G1. It's unbelievable stuff and lasts years or 30,000 miles

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