Jolfa Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 The f**k is that?! You've gone wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 The f**k is that?! You've gone wrong. Don't be a fanny, I'm really excited! It's called Rosso because it's red... I bought a little italian keyring for it and a set of special 'Cross' mats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Are you broken? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Oh you lads, you're so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewEH1 Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 My car needs a clean, it's filthy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 That's a nice bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Don't be a fanny, I'm really excited! It's called Rosso because it's red... I bought a little italian keyring for it and a set of special 'Cross' mats. You're selling an Audi S3 and have bought a spaz chariot that you've given a cutesy poo name to and have already started decorating? May I also recommend - And a sex change to go with it? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Lol! Best car evs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 (edited) You're selling an Audi S3 and have bought a spaz chariot that you've given a cutesy poo name to and have already started decorating? May I also recommend - And a sex change to go with it?If we all took cars on face value we would probably make lots of assumptions about your POS as well, but as I know you have never driven one, probably even seen one and haven't got a clue about so much as what shape the steering wheel is in my new run about I'll disregard your standard asswipe opinion that you're so vocal about. How can the person who drove around in a f**king Mondeo because they didn't have a pot to piss in be such a twat? How can the person who spent thousands of man hours putting two engines into a Golf which turned out to be absolute shit and fit for the scrapper be so vocal about their opinion? How can the person who has narrow mindedly been unable to accept anything (apart from a Ford Mondeo) which a normal person would seem nice, (which isn't a Mk2 Golf) as actually being a mode of transport that you could enjoy be such an opinionated tosser to so many people about so many things. Keep your opinions to yourself if you're going to be horrible, because you're hardly a professional motoring journalist. In fact, you're a rather clueless angry person who enjoys winding people up. I don't think I have ever seen you say anything positive to anybody, in the entire history of time. So I won't take huge offence to you saying that your uneducated opinion is more important and thus better than my own opinion. And if you could special order a personality change to suit your move to Australia it would be much appreciated. Ref the sticker if you peel the one off the back of your chariot and send it in the post to me it would be much appreciated. That's assuming it isn't one of the structurally important stickers holding everything together like the bodykit on your silver Mk2. Edited November 26, 2014 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 The irony is so strong in here I could chew it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 The irony is so strong in here I could chew it. Glass houses Muel. I'd stay out of the firing line if I were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 (edited) Keep your opinions to yourself if you're going to be horiible Very very rich coming from you dude. I specifically remember a few weeks back you saying something along the lines of my car looking shit after it was lowered. I don't mind the criticism whatsoever but I can't stand people being hypocritical. Edited November 26, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Very very rich coming from you dude. I specifically remember a few weeks back you saying something along the lines of my car looking shit after it was lowered. I don't mind the criticism whatsoever but I can't stand people being hypocritical. And I specifically remember only a few days ago you saying a similar comment to Rich because he was being a bummer about your car too. As he always does. I said your car looked shit because it was lowered at the front and not at the back, and you'd rushed it. And you knew that you'd rushed it because you were excited to get the front suspension sorted knowing full well that you needed to do the back. In that situation it's a generally well received criticism because you KNOW that we've got a point and you've already anticipated that we're going to question why you've done half a job. Because arguably you've done half a job. What Rich is doing here is being an arsehole literally for the sake of it. And most importantly he's being an arsehole to me, and we all know that's not going to go down well. Maybe you're more tolerant? Maybe I'm too highly strung? But he knows that he's getting on my tits, and that's why he's doing it. I don't mind, I'm sat at work having a coffee and kicking back. I'm not running up and down the walls seething with rage about it. But I'm going to snap back. Because I don't really like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMini Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Got the clutch out yesterday, smashed the absolute hell out of it. The center part which sits on the springs is snapped in 4 places. The metal on the new one is almost twice as thick, you can see the difference in the quality! Pictures up later 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 So you said something nasty to me, why didn't you just keep it to yourself like you told rich to do then? Anyway I'm not interested in arguing I just thought it was a really funny thing for you to say. Ordering the bilsteins on fridayyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Come on now everyone, we all know Jardo's car is the bestest most awesomest car in the world evarrrr because it's his. End of. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 What I like is the 400 word rant about not caring I haven't stuck pics of mine up yet because I haven't had a chance to get the spirit level on it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 What I like is the 400 word rant about not caring I haven't stuck pics of mine up yet because I haven't had a chance to get the spirit level on it Prawn and I are fans of the spirit level app on an iPhone for suspension setup, seems to work pretty well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Glass houses Muel.I'd stay out of the firing line if I were you. Do you worst pal!Are you seriously suggesting that I'm as opinionated as you? I accept I'm pretty bad and have to check what I'm saying sometimes, but I'm fairly confident that most people on here would agree that you're on a whole new level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 No you nobber. I was suggesting that it probably isn't worth getting involved in an argument between Rich and I because you probably don't want to also be in the firing line. I said people in glass houses because I am more than aware of the irony. But I know you can't resist a subtle dig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 As a side note I kinda like the Fiat but then I also like the C4 Cactus and liked the looks (kinda) of my Rover Streetwise. Are you paying for it Jardo or is it a perk of being the second most awesome Fiat salesmen in the universe (vaguely serious question)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 People seriously, actually pay for that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 (edited) I really like the Cactus, I think it's quirky. I drove one the other week, and it's typically French barge to drive. But it's kind of cool. Panda Cross is my company car, £38 a month and that's at 40% tax too! I would honestly buy one though, they're under £200 a month with no deposit for the same spec I've got. And there aren't any other 4WD cars with a little Diesel engine, and all the spec this has got for within £100 a month of that. Before the Cross I had a 500L Beats in satin silver. I just like odd cars, I think it's why I had SAAB's for so long. Edited November 26, 2014 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Before the Cross I had a 500L Beats in satin silver. Beats like that company that sells headphones that are over styled with huge price tags for the quality?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 You gonna be alright, Jardo? Need a cuddle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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