arw_86 Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 my mate text me the other day...he is like my joke partner. Constantly texting sick jokes. He sent me this on valentines day... "Roses are red, Violets are twisted, bend over girl, you're getting fisted" then i thought of one... "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'd love someone gorgeous, but you'll have to do" If you could put that in a card and give it to your misses and she laughed, you should keep her! There are so many that can be made up, was just wondering if anyone had any funny ones they wanted to share. Doesnt have to be related to valentines likes these two or even to this poem or tune etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 (edited) Roses are red Violoets are blue We're having sex Because i'm stronger than you (valentines day specific) Roses are red, violets are blue. Vodka costs less, Than a dinner for two. Roses are red Get in the van Edited February 18, 2012 by dann2707 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 You've got a mate who reads Sickipedia and texts you the contents of it too? There's always one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue I've got ADHD CHEESE ON TOAST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Blah blah red Blah blah blue This thread is gay And Er Blah blah blah Er Poo? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topsy Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 I always like the: "Roses are red Violets are blue pornhub is down so this must do" but I guess everyone has seen that one on yt already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azarathal Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Roses are gay Violets are gayer I'm gunna f**k you with a rake Whilst listening to Slayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Violets are red, Roses are blue, I'm colourblind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arw_86 Posted February 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Blah blah red Blah blah blue This thread is gay And Er Blah blah blah Er Poo? roses are red violets are blue JD's being a nause again nothing new. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsbeginner Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 i know its late but roses are red violets are fine ill be the six if you be the nine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Open your mouth, Before I cum inside you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss-Higgy Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Just about remember this one use to sing it at school. And at least its not a roses are red one. And i must say i would not have expected to find this thread on TF. LOL Yo mamma's got no money, Yo daddies on the dole. You've been sent to Aldi, To rob a sausage roll. On the run with yo sausage roll x2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Violets aren't blue. Jus' sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Violets aren't blue. Jus' sayin'. No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 No, I believe that colour is called "purple". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss-Higgy Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 And if you wanna get picky roses come in a variety of colors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 No, I believe that colour is called "purple". You know a worrying amount about colours 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 No, I believe that colour is called "purple". I believe they actually call it 'violet' 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Open your shirt, I'm going to shit on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I like tits, tits, tits, tits 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Touch your toes, While I f**k you. Making these up is a good way to waste potential working time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue Your friends look better But you'll do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll cum up your arse, And give you white poo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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