MonsieurMonkey Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 never been out drinking with squaddies, that mild compared to what ive seen bucky prob has a few good ones, RE know how to have a laugh I wasn't going to post, but I feel compelled. Drinking piss and eating urinal cakes isn't having a laugh, it's being a f**king retard. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 different stokes and all that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 So right now, if I offered you a pint of piss with a urinal cake in it, you'd down it? I doubt it, if you think it's funny that's fine. I think it's funny as well, in the sense that I would stand there laughing, but in the same way I laugh at the disabled, I'd never want to trade places. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 £12 in loose change. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 At my old local the owner dared me to do the whole top shelf. I did and threw up on the bar! It thought he would go mad but thankfully he laughed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 So right now, if I offered you a pint of piss with a urinal cake in it, you'd down it? I doubt it, if you think it's funny that's fine. I think it's funny as well, in the sense that I would stand there laughing, but in the same way I laugh at the disabled, I'd never want to trade places. obvisiouly not, not like it tastes great.. surely youve played drinnking games that get out of hand, well they do, and its all about one up man ship.. ive seen someone satnd on the table, trousers round his ancles whilst a minger tries to nosh him off as he attempts to down a pint of piss followed by a pint of puke.. its not pretty but thats what happens when its your birthday forfit its all shock and horror, and funny as fook at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 So how does piss taste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 So how does piss taste? Piss poor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Piss poor. You're taking the piss surely? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) You're taking the piss surely? Urine danger of me telling you to piss off. Edited February 1, 2012 by JD™ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 You're taking the piss surely? Maybe wee should all find out for ourselves. I'll go get my coat. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Urine danger of me telling you to piss off. Sorry to break the chain but that's fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 in no certain order: 50 shots of corkies in 3 pint glasses for £20 neck a 2 litre bottle of cider in one go,for £2. eat a 3 month old white choc chip cookie for a domino's pizza. drink a bottle of brandy before 6am in exchange for a bottle of buckfast(it was 5.30am at the time, and i didnt need the brandy, let alone the buckfast) i also once bet stupidly that i couldnt swim an estuary for £20, I took the bet, and the money,put it in my wallet, stripped to boxers and did it. only to find once i reached the opposite shore, my mates had ran off to the pub, with my clothes, and my wallet containing their £20 and my £30. by the time id got back and found them, theyd "lost" a shoe, spent £15 texting people that i was gay, spent their £20 on beer and bought me a plate of the gayest cocktails known to man with my £30. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 i also once bet stupidly that i couldnt swim an estuary for £20, I took the bet, and the money,put it in my wallet, stripped to boxers and did it. only to find once i reached the opposite shore, my mates had ran off to the pub, with my clothes, and my wallet containing their £20 and my £30. by the time id got back and found them, theyd "lost" a shoe, spent £15 texting people that i was gay, spent their £20 on beer and bought me a plate of the gayest cocktails known to man with my £30. I doin't think I've laughed so hard in a very long time. I'm going to go and copy and paste that to all of my friends on facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 in no certain order: 50 shots of corkies in 3 pint glasses for £20 neck a 2 litre bottle of cider in one go,for £2. eat a 3 month old white choc chip cookie for a domino's pizza. drink a bottle of brandy before 6am in exchange for a bottle of buckfast(it was 5.30am at the time, and i didnt need the brandy, let alone the buckfast) i also once bet stupidly that i couldnt swim an estuary for £20, I took the bet, and the money,put it in my wallet, stripped to boxers and did it. only to find once i reached the opposite shore, my mates had ran off to the pub, with my clothes, and my wallet containing their £20 and my £30. by the time id got back and found them, theyd "lost" a shoe, spent £15 texting people that i was gay, spent their £20 on beer and bought me a plate of the gayest cocktails known to man with my £30. You Sir have won this contest hands down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 £12 in loose change. I still remember you smashing a pint glass in your face for a tenner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 in no certain order: 50 shots of corkies in 3 pint glasses for £20 neck a 2 litre bottle of cider in one go,for £2. eat a 3 month old white choc chip cookie for a domino's pizza. drink a bottle of brandy before 6am in exchange for a bottle of buckfast(it was 5.30am at the time, and i didnt need the brandy, let alone the buckfast) i also once bet stupidly that i couldnt swim an estuary for £20, I took the bet, and the money,put it in my wallet, stripped to boxers and did it. only to find once i reached the opposite shore, my mates had ran off to the pub, with my clothes, and my wallet containing their £20 and my £30. by the time id got back and found them, theyd "lost" a shoe, spent £15 texting people that i was gay, spent their £20 on beer and bought me a plate of the gayest cocktails known to man with my £30. f**king excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 i also once bet stupidly that i couldnt swim an estuary for £20, I took the bet, and the money,put it in my wallet, stripped to boxers and did it. only to find once i reached the opposite shore, my mates had ran off to the pub, with my clothes, and my wallet containing their £20 and my £30. by the time id got back and found them, theyd "lost" a shoe, spent £15 texting people that i was gay, spent their £20 on beer and bought me a plate of the gayest cocktails known to man with my £30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) I still remember you smashing a pint glass in your face for a tenner. I totally forgot about that. Original 24 tour shenanigans = win. Edited February 1, 2012 by Sam Nichols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I still remember you smashing a pint glass in your face for a tenner. Thats pretty hardcore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 That was after the phone in pint glass, pint on Granger, let's go hunt for a madman, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) Last year I bet a mate £15 I could go the whole year January to December only wearing a shirt in school, no jumper or t shirt underneath. It then snowed for 2 weeks in november and was -3 to -6 for a further week or so. Obviously there was rain, where I got soaked and wind where I froze. (Coldest year on record I think) I got given £20 in the end because it was insanely cold. It was totally not worth it. Edited February 1, 2012 by TrialsIsHard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) That was after the phone in pint glass, pint on Granger, let's go hunt for a madman, right? The very same!!! I still have no idea where those shots came from that were sitting round our table when we came back from hunting down those yutes. Edited February 1, 2012 by Skoze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Someone just fancied giving the 24crew some serious love, clearly. That first year was all about the 24tour Justice League though, same year as Ali's bike shit went down wasn't it? Not that anyone else was game for joining us on hunting the dude down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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