ratrials Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 I had quite a good one yesterday actually, it was, "Aren't you a bit old to be riding a bmx mate?" (i'm 23 btw) to which i just replied, "No, and its not a bmx." then rode off. What a f*cking bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza pro series guy Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Just today I had a kid come up to me and say "What kinda bike is that?" to which I replied "A blue one" and rode off. I always seem to get "Are you sponsered?" as well. I convinced a couple of scooter kids that I was sponsered by every brand on my helmet (Monster energy, Tartybikes, Hope, Bell, Inspired, 54 Sport) once, they asked me if I could go get them free Monster, but I told them I only get it delivered to my house once a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 A little kid asked me if i was training for the Olympics the other day... Made me giggle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iChimpp Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 "Look hes on a trials bike lyk danny mac m8! do a backflip do a backflip!" - Short 10 year old chavs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalopS Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Give me your bike or I will pull your beard off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the mysterious leemur Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) Last year I got told while on my YaaBaa that "K124 make shit bikes ,get a better one you pikey" I was told this by a 10 year old on an onza sting with the forks and bars on backwards.. Edited April 9, 2012 by the mysterious leemur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan97 Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 I know trials riders are annoying, god knows they annoy me enough so I can see why certain people react negatively, I guess it's just how they do it that makes the difference. I always like the typical: "this isn't a race track" - it ain't the 1940's, jeez....that sort of comment demands a sarcastic response.... The nicest thing I ever got was this fairly sexy older French woman who watched for a while (few years ago in Nottingham). After a while she approached me and said "I think it's beautiful what you're doing. You don't seem to fall, it is so graceful". I guess she was overly poetic about it, but still it was a nice change from the usual comments you get. you would never get that sort of comment from someone's who's english, to many miserable, retarded people around these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andeee Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 " Giz a quid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Reynolds Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 I once had a bloke describe to his kid a trials bike being: "like a BMX's on steroids" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherb Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 In order of most popular mind numbing comments 1. Oi geez How much iz you bike worth. 2. Do a wheelie mooosh.. *Sigh* 3. Wheres your Seat...?? 4. lets have a go on you bike... I'll let you hold ma phone.. 5. Your trespassing on private property.. 6. The police are on their way... 7. Get a car!? (shouted by a guy driving past) nob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Why is this thread still going? It's still as retarded as it was on day 1. Remember: Most people who see you ride a stupid looking bike won't know what it is, what it's for, what it's worth, or why your brakes squeak. What's so hard about bearing that in mind, and politely letting them know if they want to learn. Plus if they're a bit moronic with their comment, what's the point in stooping to their level? And if you're riding on private property, just get off when someone asks*. Simples. *no piping up Skoze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Once this old guy was like "hello" and i was like "hello" and he was like "hows it going " and i was like "not bad, yourself?" And he was like "good good". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koxx1 Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 a few years ago i done a 360 off a small ledge and a nearby chav shouted 'S**t your bike must like you or something' that was kinda funny.. then there is the do a trick, do a wheelie, do a skid, can i have a go, is it light, wheres you seat, how much did it cost. usual rubbish haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradJohnson Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 One of the worst ones i find is when your on the edge of a massive ledge about to drop and a fat kid shouts, 'Don't fall mate, You might smash your face in' Also, i've rode home from the local skate park and a chav grabs one of my mates by his collar and shouts to him, 'Where the F*cks Cunno' Then he sprints down the road, and we both look at each other very confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topsy Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 "Is this a fixie?" "no, it's a trials bike" "mkay, but it's only got one gear?" thought that was slightly amusing, never would have thought about my inspired being a fixie. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 I'm kinda proud of this one lol 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williams Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 I'm kinda proud of this one lol That made my day hahaha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 It's worth noting that she was about 60+ haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 "Any of you know where I can get some weed..." I politely answered with "no..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkuskaUK Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 I usually get, "wheres the seat?" I get asked it daily! That is something that I'm getting I only seem to get asked "where's your seat" It's got to the point now i only reply with "oh f**k..... those theiving bastards stole it again... DAMN YOU QUICK RELEASE" Im sorry, but i HAVE to steal that! Such a good comeback! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Hahaha this thread 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Hahaha this thread Nice bump mate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 I don't even care it's f**king awesome haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezmtber Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Some really intoxicated guy tryed to show us an injury he sustained from his bike seat after the wheres your bike seat question. Let's just say nobody wants to see what he injured, I am scarred for life just appoint much ginger hair you could nit a horrible jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack1340 Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 I usually get asked the usual of "where's the seat" "how much was it" "is it light?" Then I get the odd "can I have a go" that I reply with you really think I will say yes Or the odd grief about the helmet witch gets the usual f**k you Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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