Conradm94 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Messing about on my bike some random guy comes up to me. Guy: you know Danny macsumthing? Me: yea (joking) Guy: he's epic! Me: yea he's cool... Guy: tell him that I don't like his choice of music though. Me: ok... (ride off and laugh.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials hoe Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 not bike related but, I went and got some forks to eat a not poodle when were out once, a mate asked me.... "where did you get them tesco forks from?" worst thing was he was a clever git too. when refering to the days getting shorter I said.... "its like it goes dark over night" I have go excuse im just dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketuh Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I normally ride a trials unicycle... but I bought a trials bike a few days ago Everyday people say stupid things... hey, you lost a wheel where are your handlebars you couldn 't afford 2 wheels and lot's of other crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 "Hey you, put some clothes on and take those anal beads out." I get that all the time. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Drummer Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I usually get, "wheres the seat?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I usually get, "wheres the seat?" How come? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 How come? It's gone the way of my anal beads. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlperkins Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 ive had a bunch of americans ask.. "Hey is that a race bike? and did you make it yourself?"... that's why only 5% of them have passports. I could do nothing but face-palm and then ride off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza pro series guy Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Random old man: Do you know what the difference is between the ground, I.E what you should be riding on, and what you are riding on?! me: About 3FT. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsbeginner Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 people usually watch me then i do a cool trick after they say, "wheres the seat, it hasnt got one?" me: no them: is it for like tricks and stuff i just think in my head, nooo thats why you watch me doing tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 hmm let me think "aren`t you a bit old for that now?" "seats are for sitting on, not riding a bike on" "mek(yorkshire word) less noise" "f**k off and do that somewhere else" to which my responses are "no, but you are too old to do it", "i know but i wanted to see if it could be done, now go away before i fall off", "f**k off", and finally "no ,you f**k off and do your thing somewhere else" 2012 is the year where i dont do bullshit and wankers. so there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialZonn Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 (edited) I'm living in a country where bike trials is an unknown word (even moto). I assume there are max 10 riders in the whole country). So you get something like these comments every single day: -Where is your seat? -They stole you seat! -Is this a pro bike?Where did you bought that from? Old people say the most I believe something among the lines: -Benches are for people, not for bikes. -(screaming voice)..Get down, you'll hurt yourself! -This is just not right, ride as every other man and be happy. The WORST and most annoying situation are passing pozers (that are heading to the club or something), just laughing at you (cause you have no seat). I'm pretty sure that they can't even ride a bike...I'm asking myself if they think that their shitty hairstyle, shaved legs and earrings with diamonds aka "look at me" is less gay.. Edited January 31, 2012 by TrialZonn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza pro series guy Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Thinking about it there was some sketty fat bitch in a kids park by me the other day who laughed at me because I was wearing a helmet, then came up to me and said "Aren't you a big man jumping all over toys for kids!" to which I replied "yeah you're much cooler, using those same 'toys' to hide your under-age smoking addiction." This didn't go down well and soon I was having a talk with her boyfriennd who told me I was a helmet wanker, a dickhead and then told me to f**k off, when I didn't he sat down and mumbled various insults at me under his breath. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williams Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 haha the most common line is: "where's the seat?" or "I guess you're balls have got stuck there more than once!" or something similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsbeginner Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Thinking about it there was some sketty fat bitch in a kids park by me the other day who laughed at me because I was wearing a helmet, then came up to me and said "Aren't you a big man jumping all over toys for kids!" to which I replied "yeah you're much cooler, using those same 'toys' to hide your under-age smoking addiction." This didn't go down well and soon I was having a talk with her boyfriennd who told me I was a helmet wanker, a dickhead and then told me to f**k off, when I didn't he sat down and mumbled various insults at me under his breath. hahaha thats so funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Borneo Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 (edited) My favourite's always been "your bikes shit mush, you's aven't even got gears and suspensions". Classic! Edited January 31, 2012 by Chris Borneo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I find everyone always asks how much my bike costs which I always find a really distasteful first question. It's the fact people will openly come to me, no hello, and just say "how much did your bike cost"? When else would you just bowl up to someone and ask them the cost of a particular possession? I tend not to answer questions anymore as the majority of people you interact with seem like idiots. I'm actually finding recently that it's the old folks who are most polite and interested. I always find young guys (16-28) are the least likely to ever comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza pro series guy Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I find everyone always asks how much my bike costs which I always find a really distasteful first question. It's the fact people will openly come to me, no hello, and just say "how much did your bike cost"? When else would you just bowl up to someone and ask them the cost of a particular possession? I've taken to saying too much, more than i'd like to admit or between two random numbers; for example if you say between 1 and 2 people sometimes asume you're talking about hundreds of pounds and say "that was a deal bruv" or something similar and sometimes the asume that you're talking about thousands of pounds and say "f**king 'ell boi". Its a fun little bit of phsycology (spelling?) and stops me from getting too annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyBrew Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I had the " what can you do. Can you do anything good?. How much did it cost". Then they gorm at you while you do your shit. I did have a better question tonight though like that looks light, I bet It is light, is it light?. Yes it's light now fek off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I only seem to get asked "where's your seat" It's got to the point now i only reply with "oh f**k..... those theiving bastards stole it again... DAMN YOU QUICK RELEASE" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamtrialshole Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Always, " where's the seat?" i IT'S A f**kING TRIALS BIKE!! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liam n Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 A kid age about 10 came up to me and asked "is that a bike?" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alistair14 Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 A kid age about 10 came up to me and asked "is that a bike?" lol! All i ever get is how much did that cost, bet its light, is it pricey? can i ride it, wheres the seat, there any where to put one? ..aagghhh!! :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 A kid age about 10 came up to me and asked "is that a bike?" And that's the reason why Cornwall should be nuked. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liam n Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 And that's the reason why Cornwall should be nuked. that's it i'm telling mum. you are never coming round. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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