Radfax Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Idea here is some of those things which you have kept on the low down for what ever reason, kept a secret from your parents, Girlfriends, Wifes, Boss, friends we throw out there for others to read and have a little laugh about. Maybe even guilty little pleasures which arent that bad. Seen it on a few other forums and it seems to have been a success and makes for a pretty funny read! I'll start off with some pretty basic ones. Although i am a fully grown adult i love playing with lego and cheese strings. I also still push the trolley around the supermarket pretending it is a car with supporting sounds. Kermit the frog scared me quite a lot when i was younger, and i am still pretty creeped out by him now. I am scared shitless of my new house and will do anything to avoid being left in it on my own at night. I covered my housemates superdry jacket in cement (Long story, i was mixing it in the kitchen, knocked it over, his jacket was on the floor in front of the wasking machine) and i threw it away in my drunk state, he has been asking for it ever since but i just cant bring myself to tell him. In my first trials comp i kept putting both feet down and getting 5 points, didnt realise why until some one told me at the end of the day. There are loads more but i will save them for later. What are yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 There's nothing odd aboult liking Lego, you get 40+ year old engineers "playing" around with this and creating pretty extraordinary machines. Every now and then I get the Lego craze (Technic only) and play around, then leave it for a few months/years. Can't really think of any secrets. Many years ago a peadophile tried to have his way with me but I beat him up a bit and he ran away When I was small I was terrified of forklifts. I remember my mum taking me to B&Q (still lived in the UK then) and I peed my pants on a few occasions when a forklift got too close to our trolley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 There was this one time at band camp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 I secretly f**king love alphabeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I love playing with lego though having a 3yr old helps. I dug all my old lego out and he randomly picks out the instructions for what he wants built then I crack on! I too have always been scared of being left alone wherever I've lived. I regularly tell the wife I've had really busy nights at work when I've actually been sleeping most of it in the hope she'll go out to leave me to sleep and I'll either go out on the bike or play COD all morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence--Trials Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Seems like quite a good thread. I'll add: I secretly HATE my girlfriends parents.. Errr... not alot else i think, if i think of something i'll come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 On the subject of Lego, I recently made working models of a couple of my bikes - a Commencal Meta 5.5 and a DW-link Iron Horse. I love Lego! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 At high school the door was left open for the storage cabinet for the school canteen. The dinner que went past the entrance way to the door so i got a couple of mates to stand in front of the doorway to block the view and filled up my schoolbag with an unopened multibox of yorkie bars and snickers (like 25 bars of each) and whatever else i could fit in there in a minute. We ended up selling the chocolate bars and making like £30 between us. Never told anyone where we got them from. I also accidentally sprayed copper grease on my old friends disc brake literally the day after he bought new rotor and pads. Thought i'd cleaned it all off but he went out on it the next day and compplained it kept slipping and he nearly got hurt because of it. Lesson learnt there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I'm secretly f**king all of your mothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I also accidentally sprayed copper grease on my old friends disc brake Hahaha. I'm keeping my secrets to myself, otherwise I'd have none left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted September 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Nice to know i am not the only one who is still loving the LEGO, I watched the mega factories lego thing on TV the other day and it was pretty cool! When i was younger i used to think that there was some sort of vicious sea creature behind the bars of the wave machine! Sit down peeing is a refreshing break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Hahaha. I'm keeping my secrets to myself, otherwise I'd have none left. It was genuinely an accident, had gloves on and thought the nozzle was pointing forwards, in fact it went right and straight at his disc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Kermit the frog scared me quite a lot when i was younger, and i am still pretty creeped out by him now. Sorry I felt the need to reply. I'll right out my 'toilet indecent' tomorrow when I have more time, pretty disgusting though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Farted massively in a lift and let a 5yr old kid who was squashed in next to me take the blame. It was my own brand and I nearly vommed it was that vile. Always piss on my neighbours fence when coming home drunk so I don't wake anyone at home/miss the bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrlynch Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) I like Will Youngs new song. I even sing it out loud when it comes on in the car. Sorry guys. Edited September 13, 2011 by mrlynch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I shit myself in HMV about 3 months ago. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mrlynch Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I shit myself in HMV about 3 months ago. Hahaha my favourite post in this thread yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Shortage Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) My sister went on holiday and let me have a house party at her's while she was gone, ended up getting totally wasted despite saying I'd stay sober and look after everyone/the house, before sprinting into the front room, doing a fat handspring over the sofa and bailing mid-air, then when I landed I put my foot through one of my nephew's toys, and completely laid waste to it. The next morning I was cleaning up and found this broken toy stashed behind a sofa, turns out I'd decimated £80's worth of birthday present from the week before. Carefully stacked it up as best I could to resemble what it looked like before, then made sure I was at my sister's when she got back. When she got back a few days later, I 'accidentally' threw a ball at my nephew's head while he was in front of it, he ended up tumbling backwards and sitting on it, my sister still thinks it was him who broke it. Also hijacked my mate's CV while he was finding out how to print it in college, changed his secondary school to 'Gary Glitter's School of Paedophilia', gave him an A* in 'Fingering Boys', 'Lubing up', and 'Smoking poles', and a U in 'Holding down a job', amongst other things. He printed off 20 copies and handed them in around town, and got loads of shit off his Mum for not getting a job. Funnily enough I still haven't told him either ha. Edited September 13, 2011 by Dwarf Shortage 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Sister and boyfriends moving in party at their new flat and I was allowed my two best mates round. we were like 13 or so and had a few beers, got smashed and thought it would be a charming idea to piss in the punch. so all 3 of us did and to milk it further we carried it round and handed it out to my family and sisters friends to ask what they thought of it as we told them we made it earlier. Best part of it was when everyone was going "mmmm its really nice" as we tried to contain our laughter. haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Swales Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Sister and boyfriend's moving in party at their new flat and I was allowed my two best mates round. we were like 13 or so and had a few beers, got smashed and thought it would be a charming idea to piss in the punch. so all 3 of us did and to milk it further we carried it round and handed it out to my family and sisters friends to ask what they thought of it as we told them we made it earlier. Best part of it was when everyone was going "mmmm its really nice" as we tried to contain our laughter. haha. Your boyfriend only let you bring two friends to a party? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Haha that delivered a hearty chuckle whilst eating my sugar puffs this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewie87 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 My sister went on holiday and let me have a house party at her's while she was gone, ended up getting totally wasted despite saying I'd stay sober and look after everyone/the house, before sprinting into the front room, doing a fat handspring over the sofa and bailing mid-air, then when I landed I put my foot through one of my nephew's toys, and completely laid waste to it. The next morning I was cleaning up and found this broken toy stashed behind a sofa, turns out I'd decimated £80's worth of birthday present from the week before. Carefully stacked it up as best I could to resemble what it looked like before, then made sure I was at my sister's when she got back. When she got back a few days later, I 'accidentally' threw a ball at my nephew's head while he was in front of it, he ended up tumbling backwards and sitting on it, my sister still thinks it was him who broke it. Also hijacked my mate's CV while he was finding out how to print it in college, changed his secondary school to 'Gary Glitter's School of Paedophilia', gave him an A* in 'Fingering Boys', 'Lubing up', and 'Smoking poles', and a U in 'Holding down a job', amongst other things. He printed off 20 copies and handed them in around town, and got loads of shit off his Mum for not getting a job. Funnily enough I still haven't told him either ha. that is class i nearly choked on my drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddbmxdude Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Went camping with a load of mates a few months back. Theres one lad, sound as but a bit of a mummys boy. We packed a cigar full of weed and were passing it round. Everyone was really surprised when someone offered it to him and he took it and started smoking it. If he'd known there was weed in it he would never have taken it and everyone else knew that, so people kept passing it to him. He must have ended up smoking at least half of it. Best thing was in the morning. He gave me a lift home and as we were driving along he said to me, "I only had about 4 beers last night but I was well chillin'!" I almost choked on my bottle of water. We still haven't told him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 My name isn't Hannah Rose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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