jacksnell95 Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 i think everytime i ride at least 1 person will start asking stupid questions about trials or as today "a bmx without a seat" -.- or "can you do a stunt", or get called a vandal by a elderly woman. does anyone else get this is it it just the weird people in Suffolk ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Cellotape a seat on your bike and you won't get this problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksnell95 Posted May 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Cellotape a seat on your bike and you won't get this problem my friend has convince himself he's going to weld a seat to my bike :L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaybs41282 Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 (edited) I'm sick oh hearing "haha you've got no seat" yeah jog on moron you're the first person ever to say that. I think when you are 30 and an old bid starts calling you a vandal youre allowed to state that you are adult that is doing no harm and keeping fit... And I pay my council tax so I'll hop on as many Walls as I like! Edit : britains got talent just proved my point! Edited May 30, 2011 by kaybs41282 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy83 Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 hahaha that bloke in kensys was a proper weirdo.thought he was going to bend me over and abuse me at one point.rode sooooooo bad today it was embarressing but hey first time in a month 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlperkins Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 i get it so much in norwich. most popular one is.. "oh my god you have no seat!" i got some american say.. "is that a race bike?" "do a trick" is a favorite from the kids. best one i've had is a guy looking at my rims... my ground rims... and saying.. "oh my, you've scratched the wheels up pretty bad!" HAHAH! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockman Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Usually I get "don't you get tired" or "where do you sit" really gets annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Everyday, you get used to it. Don't be a dick to people who are asking legitamite questions. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirt jumper jake Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 i think everytime i ride at least 1 person will start asking stupid questions about trials or as today "a bmx without a seat" -.- or "can you do a stunt", or get called a vandal by a elderly woman. does anyone else get this is it it just the weird people in Suffolk ? Suffolks full of c**ts mate. Come ride ipswich with me and ryan we get allsorts of shit, sworn at, ive been pushed off walls several times, we got chased once, just people generally being asses. Although it seems to be the more pikey looking ones usually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Tea Why Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 I think the best time was when I rode past a group of chavs, just as I was pretty much out of hearing distance I heard something about "wheres your seat gone dickhead". I ride a marino that has a seat :| 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamT Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Everyday, you get used to it. Don't be a dick to people who are asking legitamite questions. Completely agree dude. The only time u answer stupidly is when people do it to try and take the piss. The best thing ive ever got asked is "where has your chair gone" by some idiot, nearly cried with laughter :L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Favourite one Ive had is "Haha, look at him, cant afford a bloody seat the poor b*****d!" *As the guy rides past on a 20" Apollo kids bike with bmx bars and no seat himself* (Actually seen this guy again a few days ago while I was in the car. Lives in a council estate on the Dole) Think some people would be quite shocked to find out how much our bikes cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlperkins Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 i made the mistake of telling a female friend of mine that my bike cost 1000, now everytime im with her and she see's someone she knows it results in a "his bike cost £1000 you know!" haha which then results in a "do a trick then" its all gravy though. when people say.. you have no seat i just say it gets in the way, then carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azarathal Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 I often act surprised as if someone has stolen my seat if they mention the lack on one, had one guy in Bracknell offer to be a witness to someone stealing it whilst I wasn't looking so "I could get a new one on the house insurance" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksnell95 Posted May 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 hahaha that bloke in kensys was a proper weirdo.thought he was going to bend me over and abuse me at one point.rode sooooooo bad today it was embarressing but hey first time in a month ha i felt like death today lol but yeh that chav i think he was a peado or sumin with all them kids and i swear he was selling some herbal remedies :L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 I just laugh and give them a super whitty remark. I'm kinda running out of banter replies though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksnell95 Posted May 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 I just laugh and give them a super whitty remark. I'm kinda running out of banter replies though! i bike off and let one of my m8s talk to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Reynolds Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 I just laugh and give them a super whitty remark. I'm kinda running out of banter replies though! Get off your bike, walk away like uve shit urself, and tell them you had a 'accident with the seat' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperfraz Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 In Inverness, loads of random people just come up and watch for 10 or 20 mins, and they'll keep making you go off a higher height/sidehop one chub more than before.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.N.G Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 I get alot from people 'How did you make it?' and 'I have never seen one of these before' and Alot recently I have had 'Is that a trials bike?, where did you get it' I reply 'Its custom' it shuts them up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 The best one i got was, "can you do a spinny cartwheel thingy out of a tree like that matey on the internet?" Damm you Danny Mac! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_! Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Fun how in Spain the people only know Monty...i'm tired of to listen.."is that a Monty?" or "woow! a monty!!".. they aked me it a lot and always with other bikes...megamo, zoo!, ko, rockman...never when i was with montys too many cesar-ot pi/monty exhibitions i think haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Fun how in Spain the people only know Monty...i'm tired of to listen.."is that a Monty?" or "woow! a monty!!".. they aked me it a lot and always with other bikes...megamo, zoo!, ko, rockman...never when i was with montys too many cesar-ot pi/monty exhibitions i think haha Ha Ha when i lived in scotland i took my monty to my local bike shop the guy had never heard of Monty and though it was a cheap nasty bike from a super market! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Shortage Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 My worst one was 'Oi mate, where's your f**king clothes?' Awwwkwwaarrddddddd... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksnell95 Posted May 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 ha i was riding tonight i on the way there i heard the little kids "wow he has no seat" and some chav said "yo m8 that a nice bike you got there" i was like please dont try talking to me -.- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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