JT! Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 My personal favourite is the US athiests who are filling inflatable dolls with helium... Hahahaha So they're saying today is just the start of the rapture, and it'll end on the 22nd of October. So we've got 5 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topsy Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Well I read somewhere that Sir Isaac Newton did his maths and came to the conclusion that the world won't end before 2060 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrBENN Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Well I read somewhere that Sir Isaac Newton did his maths and came to the conclusion that the world won't end before 2060 I would trust him over this other guy anyday :') 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Well, I'm still here, which means either it's a load of shit or I'm going to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksnell95 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 It would be brilliant if the dolls actually flew. In reality they're much too heavy even when full of helium, I tried this with various promotional inflatables when I worked at my last job... that sounds fun :L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Well, I'm still here, which means either it's a load of shit or I'm going to hell. I doubt they'll want you in hell buddy. Your fate is to walk the earth alone and bone sex dolls filled with helium which didn't quite make it off the ground. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Shortage Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Guns don't kill people, raptures do! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) I doubt they'll want you in hell buddy. Your fate is to walk the earth alone and bone sex dolls filled with helium which didn't quite make it off the ground. Isn't that heaven? Edited May 21, 2011 by JT! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Isn't that heaven? I hope you wife doesn't read that... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Guns don't kill people, raptures do! I think people missed this! I thought that was f**king brilliant! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 I'm not scared of raptures. Unless they learn to open the doors. (With apologies to xkcd.com) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Guns don't kill people, raptures do! F**KIN BRILLIANT!!! That actually had me laughing for about 5 minutes straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirt jumper jake Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Apparantly the predicted some volcanoes erupting and earthqaukes? well its happened. coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topsy Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Didn't hear about that. But I must admit, this page got me falling of my chair of laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Guns don't kill people, raptures do! Am i just in a really shit mood to not get that? I understand its changed lyrics fron GLC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) Im 32 today, perhaps this has some significance and I am the antichrist? Nah you're ok, It's me. Edited May 21, 2011 by Matt Vandart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Yeah it was originally guns dot kill people, rappers do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Am i just in a really shit mood to not get that? I understand its changed lyrics fron GLC Simple things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Apparantly the predicted some volcanoes erupting and earthqaukes? well its happened. coincidence? Earthquakes happen every day. We get 120 6-7 and 800 5-6 on the richter scale per year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirt jumper jake Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Earthquakes happen every day. We get 120 6-7 and 800 5-6 on the richter scale per year. truedat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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