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Big old bump cos I'm bored plus I'd like to introduce my other half for the last year, Jane.

She's a biomedical scientist but is also a top trained remedial therapist and personal trainer (minus the ego though), she was a guitarist in a death metal band and is a decent pole and belly dancer she's got a massive brain and she can fit her fist in her mouth.

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Big old bump cos I'm bored plus I'd like to introduce my other half for the last year, Jane.

She's a biomedical scientist but is also a top trained remedial therapist and personal trainer (minus the ego though), she was a guitarist in a death metal band and is a decent pole and belly dancer she's got a massive brain and she can fit her fist in her mouth.

Fist is one thing. Your ballsack is another. And I've seen some of the shit you pull, must have some fair size stones

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Apparently it's a village in mid suffolk.

Wretching? those horrible stomach notions you do before being sick. I'm a special boy who can't be sick though, so I just gip and gip haha

f**king hate that. Usually end up just sticking my fingers down my throat to get it over with.

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And in Neil's bathroom :P you are not the Chunder King but Chunder Bing

Official name for Tartyday days/ radfest 2015? I think soooooooo haha

We gotta go out around Chelmsford with you, it was f**king sick last year!

We should make a thread just for organising a night out... Hahaha. Genuinely wasn't expecting you to come up to me at 11pm begging to go out just before I hotboxed.

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Dannnn227027 I'm the same, haven't been sick in about 12 years and I just wretch. Tried 'fingering myself' as my friends eloquently put it, doesn't work. The closest I've gotten was Jack Daniels in a beer bong the morning after a heavy session.

Next thing to try is drinking salt water, but if that doesn't make me sick and stays in my stomach I'll have the worst day ever.

This topic has gone off course- I don't have a female currently or anyone I can post a picture of and not be a weirdo. So here's a picture of Rachel Riley because I love her.

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