Ali C Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Big old bump cos I'm bored plus I'd like to introduce my other half for the last year, Jane. She's a biomedical scientist but is also a top trained remedial therapist and personal trainer (minus the ego though), she was a guitarist in a death metal band and is a decent pole and belly dancer she's got a massive brain and she can fit her fist in her mouth. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Our Maude's rack 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Get on Ali you beaut 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dngr2self Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Title should be " I'm not a virgin anymore because I met an actual female". There should be a mum thread. In my case it would be closely tied to this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Still absolutely made up for you Ali, really am mate - Jane seems awesome, looking forward to meeting her some time! Me and 'er indoors, because this thread cannot die again. TF gold on the horizon I tell ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Big old bump cos I'm bored plus I'd like to introduce my other half for the last year, Jane. She's a biomedical scientist but is also a top trained remedial therapist and personal trainer (minus the ego though), she was a guitarist in a death metal band and is a decent pole and belly dancer she's got a massive brain and she can fit her fist in her mouth. Fist is one thing. Your ballsack is another. And I've seen some of the shit you pull, must have some fair size stones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 My gf 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scott Gibbs Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Me looking so happy despite being ill as f**k. Started gipping after that drink due to the medication I was on woops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Man up you soft b*****d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) Actually never mind. Edited January 25, 2015 by weirdoku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Man up you soft b*****d Hahahaha was on antibiotics for my sandy vagina actually 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Dafuq is "gipping"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Apparently it's a village in mid suffolk. Wretching? those horrible stomach notions you do before being sick. I'm a special boy who can't be sick though, so I just gip and gip haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Apparently it's a village in mid suffolk. Wretching? those horrible stomach notions you do before being sick. I'm a special boy who can't be sick though, so I just gip and gip haha f**king hate that. Usually end up just sticking my fingers down my throat to get it over with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I won't get into the technicalities of it but I seriously wish I could. Doing that does nothing but make me gip more haha. Been to the doctors about it and everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 If I'm gonna chunder, it just comes out. There's no holding it in, as most of you lot heard at tarty days about 6 in the morning 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 And in Neil's bathroom you are not the Chunder King but Chunder Bing Official name for Tartyday days/ radfest 2015? I think soooooooo haha We gotta go out around Chelmsford with you, it was f**king sick last year! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I'll be game for that if our lass doesn't come. I'll be at radfest deffo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 And in Neil's bathroom you are not the Chunder King but Chunder Bing Official name for Tartyday days/ radfest 2015? I think soooooooo haha We gotta go out around Chelmsford with you, it was f**king sick last year! We should make a thread just for organising a night out... Hahaha. Genuinely wasn't expecting you to come up to me at 11pm begging to go out just before I hotboxed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Had to round up the lads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Is there enough beer in Chelmsford for us lot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Dannnn227027 I'm the same, haven't been sick in about 12 years and I just wretch. Tried 'fingering myself' as my friends eloquently put it, doesn't work. The closest I've gotten was Jack Daniels in a beer bong the morning after a heavy session. Next thing to try is drinking salt water, but if that doesn't make me sick and stays in my stomach I'll have the worst day ever. This topic has gone off course- I don't have a female currently or anyone I can post a picture of and not be a weirdo. So here's a picture of Rachel Riley because I love her. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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